Why I fucking love Japan. Part 46376483649927263.
I love the fuckers.
Seriously.
If B3TA was a country. It would be Japan.
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I love the fuckers.
Seriously.
If B3TA was a country. It would be Japan.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:44, Share, Reply)
Rather than making ironic nods to 80s fashion and creating wank catch phrases...
British advertising needs more of THIS!
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British advertising needs more of THIS!
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hahahaha
what off earth is that?
wakarimasen.
(also liking the Mr Jolly sig reference there. Another old English pub...)
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what off earth is that?
wakarimasen.
(also liking the Mr Jolly sig reference there. Another old English pub...)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:36, Share, Reply)
Nicholas Parsons: What is this game?
Dreamytime Escort: [drunkenly] Well, these are the rules.
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: I go out of the room.
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: Then...
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: I come back in.
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: You got that?
Nicholas Parsons: Yes.
Dreamytime Escort: Right. I'll go first.
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Fuck it, here's another classic.
Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!
Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.
Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?
Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
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Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!
Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.
Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?
Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
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and she said...
...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
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...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
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