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This is a link post Annoying women at Life of Pi I made this!
Please enjoy this first in a series (hopefully) about irritants at the pictures.
(dogfood, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toretto?

(dogfood, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post brought a tear to my eye

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday's chili ending it's progress through your colon?
Or the vid?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry for your loss
thanks : )
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification ima ha ima, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have sat next to those ladies many times.
I fucking hate them.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be a good premise for an animation
Like Dave Anderson's Tangentially Speaking
 (I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So very good :)
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 23 Mar 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a link post China is fighting toilet paper thieves
with arse face recognition software
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post So if you take a selection of faces cut out of magazines you can get unlimited TP?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you insinuating Chinese face recognition software can't tell the difference between manface and horseface?
Or that Chinese people look like horses?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
He is just pointing out that Sarah Jessica Parker should not go take shit in a park in China.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone in the world looks like a Horse or a Currant Bun

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It probably can't tell the difference between Chinese people to begin with.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd do a larf if that were the ultimate conclusion!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or make everybody wait 9 minutes for toilet paper.
Just to be sure.

"Arsehole cleaning paper dispenser is being an arsehole".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a link post BREAKING NEWS!!!
That's it. I give up. You win 2017
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah crap...
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You shed a tear?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 21 Mar 2017, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forever in our hearts.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
someone has already updated the Wikipedia page
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. That's no way to go.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Truly devastating.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gosport? I guess that means the average worth of the planet has increased then.

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit just got real

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fucka deserved it

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post shocker like this on b3ta though...

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two crews...
...we have way too many firefighters.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post IIRC it's standard practise for 2 crews to be sent out on a call.
Once there it may be assessed that just one is needed so the other leaves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or not enough fire...
... "hands over BIC lighter".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post :*(

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ;( sads.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.'
 (Sherbs, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post All I want to do .. NSFW I made this!

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post how's therapy?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This song is relevant to my interests

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 21 Mar 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So,
What do you exactly want to do?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a link post SEXY BIKINI GIRLS VS ZEBRA ULTIMA #justaddzebras - I made this!
i really liked the john oliver challenge just add zebras, so i put some slow motion bouncing tits in it
(englishwineguy, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr charisma himself...
Michael Owen
(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dubai's economy is driven by three industries
money laundering, arms dealing - and moneyed-chav tourism. Which is what brought me here.
FTFY.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of bastards
They should come up with their own idea for an economy instead of stealing ours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post cunts did even bother to go on a 200 year global robbing spree first
lightweights.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They ain't robbing, they're buying. Big time.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless this ends with Michael being removed burnt and in bits from downed helicopter carnage...
...I ain't watchin.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Man in Penis Costume Spunks Glitter over Unsuspecting Victims NSFW
Inspired by a post yesterday about a bunch of Norwegians who built a flying cock, I went to find more info. Duly googled 'Norwegian Flying Penis' and started to tumble down the rabbithole...

Maybe NSFW due to cock and balls...
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I feel honoured to have inspired such things
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking for a Vagina in Finland
phinnweb.blogspot.co.uk/2007/12/giant-vagina-stuns-helsinki.html
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post good use of the word 'stuns'
although 'stunning' would have been better in this context
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post cunning stunts with a
stunning cunt
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cupid Stunts FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been in it.
And the one on wheels too.
 (pahakyy, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
rabbithole japseye
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I await the Trump tweet about terrorism in Norway

(emptyspace, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% GC

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Variations sur le Carnaval de Venise

Alright dudes? I used to play the trumpet and learned about half of this piece when I was at uni - it's a technical piece (Arban is like the Paganini of brass), and it gets progressively more difficult - it's a total bitch. Haven't played properly in about five years but have started learning it again :o/
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4:30 - JEEZUSFUCKINGCHRISTONAFUCKINGSTICK

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah

That's about the point I wasn't practising enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
(As a non-musician) I couldn't see what was so hard about it until 6:18 when it went a bit nuts. Good luck Hex.
Edit: Ok, so I might have skipped a bit *blushes*
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That brings back memories.
I made it all the way through the Arban's book. I remember playing the Carnival of Venice when I was just a child. I wondered what the big deal was, as I'd never heard the other arrangements. Trumpet is not an easy instrument. I finally put it away. I picked it up a few years ago, and enjoyed it. But I've forgotten everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that's a cornet? Fails at the first hurdle!
[Edit] Ok so fair fucks, he's a bit good. Love the intake of breath and the 'fucking hell, here we go' looks on his face too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Arban Method book is for a wide range of instruments including the cornet. Also, trombone get it in a non-transposing key. Have look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV_uKxGPF_I
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong note at 3.24
and 6.44
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Hah! She may be an evill tory but you got to admire her balls....
Brexit is going to be triggered on majors birthday.
Guess the bastards won in tbe end....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what your obnoxious sig will get you:
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/10/council-of-europe-criticises-uk-for-cornish-language-funding-cuts

Are you that bloke from W1A played by Simon Greenall?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post alternatively Cthullu appears and drags off to the sidey-ways domensions and munches his soul

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post An H P Lovecraft reference on b3ta?
What is it with you guys and your fetish with him?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post just because your T.S. Eliot theme night never took off
Or should that be love song?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *rams coffee spoon in your eye*
How do you like the measure of that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Takes spoon, makes morning coffee*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well they do love a racist round here.
*lights blue touch paper and stands back*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post a racist shut in, who might as well be British?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's like this.
I love Cornwall, it's where I grew up and go back every year for hols.

However I can't see the point in spending millions in state funds to teach the Cornish language. For those that want to learn there's plenty of opportunity's.

Would not like to see Cornwall go in the direction of wales where the language is pretty much forced upon you.

Languages grow, die and evolve naturally.


But thanks for the link, I never knew I was an official minority until now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Opportunity's what?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh real nice, point out a minor grammatical error in a post by an minority.
*slow claps*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Cracking an 80ft Bullwhip

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's doing self flagellation wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I think I was muscling it way too hard"...
... is my new text alert tone.
 (SonofRojBlake, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What could possibly go wroAAARGH!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Pink cocks on ice NSFW

(jandel, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ice, almost like glass

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Delivers exactly what was promised. Happy customer.
 (becomingbatman, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post truly a hero of the people

(ozof, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake News! Everyone knows it should be 3ppb, not 4!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ducks!
Something musta spooked 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post runner ducks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Runner_duck

It's just their thing. Also, www.b3ta.com/links/1395295
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post A common mistake
Those aren't runners (though they do bear a similarity of carriage), they're Brindled Glippers, common in parts of the Danish archipelago and cousins of our very own Spalding's Brown Delight.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes, that's true actually.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know that "Brindled Glipper" was a Victorian term for beef curtains?
Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post They hatch out of runner beans.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eider preferred geese

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah just what I swanted

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duck Army! What a sight!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If you look closely at the pixels you can see it's small humans in duck costumes. FAKE.
 (becomingbatman, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible GC but still good

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post man has a car

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not very practical for Ikea furniture.
And dogging.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post try your hand?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neat job.
Much better than those aircraft some of his countrymen have tried to build:

www.bbc.com/future/story/20130625-africas-diy-aircraft-builders
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post by God's grace

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moses parks the red c
hallelujah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post close teh internets
rhis wins comedy
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Foiled by the first speed bump.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post except for the chicken wire grille
very nicely done
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, don't knock home made budget chicken wire grilles
I've just got these back from the powder coaters to complete my bass rig:


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You play bass?
So you have even less friends than the drummer?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws self behind train*
I think "play" is a very broad term, fortunately.

www.guitarworld.com/news/study-finds-bass-guitarist-most-important-band-member/30789
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a link post ex BNP leader Nick Griffin to immigrate to Hungary
Oh the irony.

EDIT EMIGRATE NOT IMMIGRATE
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll fit right in.
There's towns and villages there that are becoming far right townships kind of like the American survivalists communities in the 90's
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he denies the holocaust there, it would be funny,
...In a lynching sorta way
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emigrate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post changed!

(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't think it's ironic either. He hates brown people and muslims. The Hungarian government policy on migration implies that they harbour similar feelings. Can you change that bit too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post so he's doing the same as the original US settlers did
Realise that everyone in their current country were embarrassed by their stupid right wing ways, complain that they were being oppressed because their viewpoint wasn't accepted by everyone and then fuck off and ruin another country.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Stop doing history wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can he take Farage, Hopkins and Morgan with him?
I'll pay for the taxi to the airport
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Let the deportations begin!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd pay the fare to Timbuktu if I thought they'd go.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Al Raqqa, before the bearded shouty people close shop.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he have a stroke at some point?
the left side of his face is quite droopy
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Mar 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Simon Amstell's Carnage NSFW
"It's 2067, the UK is vegan, but older generations are suffering the guilt of their carnivorous past.
Simon Amstell asks us to forgive them for the horrors of what they swallowed."

Very Armando Iannucci's Time trumpet in feel.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
BBC iPlayer only works in the UK.
Sorry, it’s due to rights issues.
In the UK? Here’s some advice.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ExpressVPN works well here

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you get a kick back?
Or live in China and/or South Lorea?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amstel thinks this right-wing hate filled country will go Vegan?
I want some of what he's smoking.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vegans are the most miserable, hate-filled cunts on the face of the planet.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post seldom armed or violent, however
so you can just push them out the way if they picket KFC
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw some of his work on TV so went to see his live show.
Mistake.

Weak support act raised a couple of smirks for twenty minutes, then we were sent back out to the bar for half an hour. When the lights came up on the second half he wandered on, told a few rambling stories about being unable to get laid and how shit it is being gay/Jewish/him specifically, berated us for not laughing at them and how we should be grateful we got the tickets to this "testing the material" show cheap (£17), then totally failed to deal with heckler (in a *theatre*). After about 45 minutes he went off, and when the lights went up and the smattering of applause died away it was apparent that was it - no encore, and no apology for wasting... oh, not even an hour and a half of my life counting the support act and interval. We were on the pavement outside again before 9pm. Never, ever again, absolutely the worst act I have ever paid money to see, and I've seen some dreadful amateurish crap in my time.
 (SonofRojBlake, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't sit on the fence like this, tell us what you really think...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post NU - BEST OF (Night Drive)
Well it's my B3taday so I guess I can post something I like. The chilled sound of Nu, put over some guy driving round a dark rainy North Wales. Quite upbeat yet relaxing background music for a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can dig it
Here ya go
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 (Sherbs, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blue Ribbon Bread?
are you in Saath Afreka?

Thanks :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy name day!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanky doodles

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta muchly

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
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Concandulations!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post spasibo comrade

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post candly cheers, you Marxist Pig!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post And also with you, Woodkovsky

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hog Roast!
Happy candles
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best meats in the rump!
Ta
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candlenacht greetings!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post danke schoen!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Conugratulations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CeSbRMjPXM
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post CAAANNDDLLEES!

Yus! :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Dame Vera Lynn is celebrating her 100th birthday today
So have this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's still alive?
I could have sworn she was long dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:09, , Reply)
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Fuck you 2017!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Ben & Ruurd - Bailar, Bailar
low tide version
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've now heard more of them than I've heard of Bieber and Sheeran combined.
Am I winning at internetz?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's
No Numa Numa, but it has pretty good production.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post You know those surveillance device "assistants" google and amazon are wanting us to install?
Gone from creepy to annoying.

Warning: twitter link if that puts you on the naughty step at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something glass cock, something something, your mum's vagina.
Et cetera
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Realy? the GC detector didn't flag it up.
Somebody must have me on ignore...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:37, , Reply)

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