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(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Bolognaise sandwich
Don't knock it til you've tried it.

A few years back, I used to live in a house that was generally used as the place where we'd end the night, often accompanied with many different takeaways. One night, whilst the others were arguing about what pizzas to order, I remembered that I'd left a bolognaise going in the slow cooker.

I went through to check it, and all was fine. However, as I checked it, I noticed the unopened pack of bread next to it. This put an idea into my head, that of the title. I realised very quickly that I couldn't just do this with normal bread, as it would fall apart. As such, I made some toast, and made myself a rather nice sandwich.

My friends quickly noticed this, but only one was willing to try it. The others spent over £30 on takeaways that night (that'll teach the stupid bastards not to go to Dominos, FFS), whereas my friend and I ate for the sum total of probably about 50p each.

Since then, I've always reserved enough bolognaise at the end of cooking for a sandwich, it's always good. I even once put a pot on simply for the sandwiches when we got home.

Ingredients aren't too complicated -
Toast
Bolognaise

Yep, that's about it.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:39, 22 replies)
Sounds good
I've been a fan of lasagna sandwiches for years, and even noticed that Tesco was offering the last year.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:47, closed)
this reeks of living in a bedsit

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, closed)
That's odd, as I've never lived in a bedsit.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:54, closed)
and yet you live in a room in a shared house and piss down the sink that you generously describe as your en-suite
whilst making yourself yet another round of spaghetti bread

it's not like you have to lie about it online to hide the terrible truth from your mum
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:17, closed)
Have I ever described the bathroom as being 'en-suite'?
Search doesn't seem to think so. Also, I don't piss in the sink.

And yes, I do live in a shared house, it's a great place to live, I thoroughly enjoy it. I feel no need to lie about that.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:26, closed)
it sounds just like popular television program 'friends', except set in a house in Congleton
and the supposed comedic element has been replaced with 'who's left shit up toilet again', 'why do people keep stealing my shit food from the fridge', 'I cleaned up the kitchen last month STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO', 'where's the post gone again with my new PIN number', 'why hasn't the gas bill been paid' ...
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:37, closed)
It sounds like you're having delusions again.
You really should go to the doctor about that.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:45, closed)
Of course AA, you're the only pov to live in a brilliant bedsit in some grim backwards town and everything's totally amazing there

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:01, closed)
Oh Rory...
A stench second only to the odor of foetid jism wafting like a miasma of self loathing from your lips dear chap.

Now why don't you fuck off back to your pit and get on with squatting naked in front of the mirror pretending that you're not just an utter waste of carbon.


There now.
Do you feel better because someone's paid attention to you ?
Who's a Good boy. Go and play with the crayons...

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, closed)
have you thought about switching the internet off for a bit and going outside? it might help.

(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:16, closed)
Sounds a bit like Sloppy Guiseppe pizza.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:15, closed)

That's because it's essentially a sloppy joe, from which the sloppy guiseppe took its name
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:52, closed)
Yeah, it's nothing groundbreaking.
Tomatoes, onions and meat in a sandwich.

His friends are all weird if they think that that is somehow nopt going to taste ok.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:55, closed)
so what you're saying is AA is a prick for pretending that this is a groundbreaking discovery and his friends are spastics
that sounds about right
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:58, closed)
If you make your bolognaise with only tomatoes, onions and meat, I feel for you
This was a full one, peppers, mushrooms, sweetcorn, etc. Also, whilst I do understand your comments about Sloppy Joe's, they're not really served over here, so many would view it as a fairly alien concept.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:02, closed)

I wasn't questioning your Masterchef credentials, just establishing a pedigree for the sloppy guiseppe. Shit pizza that it is.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:20, closed)
Bolognese with anything like that is an abomination
It isn't bolognese.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:19, closed)
sweetcorn? in bolognaise?
get tae' fuck, you foodwrong.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:17, closed)
I quite like it, and it bulks it up nicely

(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 10:10, closed)
It's "Sloppy Giuseppe".
Get it right.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:19, closed)
why not
try the same thing in a sandwich toaster (bread buttered on the outside and a bit of sliced cheddar cheese on the inside)

you will be pleasantly surprised.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:39, closed)
yes yes and yes
But try layering a slice of bread with cheese and drilling till the cheese melts, put your bol on top and then top off with Bacon (and lettuce/tomato if you are so inclined) this means you still get to enjoy nice soft bread but also that, provided you don't sod about it won't get all soggy and altogether a bit messy.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:10, closed)

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