Sweet mother of christ.
Like many men, I succumbed to the latest style and shaved my nads. The tree looks bigger without underbrush around it, right?

Nobody told me how much it would itch as it grew back. And there is no way to subtly scratch during a meeting with your boss and the other department heads.
( Wanderer, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:51, 15 replies)

You could just say you find them all extremely attractive
then just go at it. They'll probably be too scared to say anything so you can just pretend it never happened later on
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:57, closed)

Keep it up
then it's not a problem, only itches when it's new. I'm dreading the possibility of an ingrowing hair, though.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:00, closed)

the trick is not to scratcj
the more you scratch, the more it itches. The itching passes in a day or two. Then it's life as normal, but with stubbly bollocks, or 'man fruit', as we called them in the 90s.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:00, closed)

the balls aint the worst
NEVER, and i repeat NEVER, even under promise of mind boggling oral filth there's only words for in japanese, be tempted to shave the lot, ESPECIALLY not your asscrack and ESPECIALLY not in the heat of summer.
there are no words suitable to describe how much this is fail. especially considering said filth tends not to materialise when you look like you're rocking near-terminal nappy rash and hopping from foot to foot scratching at your crotch like you're trying to win the DMX.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:11, closed)

Why do I get the feeling
You're talking from experience?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:14, closed)

maybe
also worth a read:


www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)

Have it waxed instead
Back, Sack and Crack, it's know as...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:15, closed)

Charlie Brooker commented on this once.
He said that following the procedure, the lunatic's scrotum looked like a "napalmed dormouse".
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 20:28, closed)

Alternatively
Never do anything under 'a promise'. Rarely materializes, usually underwhelming when it does.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:20, closed)

I had a pilodinal sinus
so I have to shave my ass crack else it will come back. Its never itched, not even at first. Lucky me I guess.
( Peej, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:18, closed)

Get a beard trimmer
and just cut it back a bit. Doesn't really itch, similar effect. I would imagine. Possibly. So i've heard.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:29, closed)

And DO NOT, under any circumstances,
when the young lady has asked for a little less foliage down there,

use a flame to do it thinking it won't itch. It doesn't itch. At least, not while the pain is still evident.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:36, closed)

A cure.
Witch hazel is a wonderful treatment for all kinds of razor rash. In fact, it's an all round great astringent. Cheap and good and effective. Hope this helps! :C)
(Woofie, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:44, closed)

It's long grown back out.
I'm not crazy enough to do THAT again.
( Wanderer, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:11, closed)

Of course it is!!
Just like deep heat. Or swarfega. Or ralgex.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:17, closed)