I'm only angry/pissy/screaming/hitting you/crying/demonic because I'm PMSing
Listen, you've had it every month since you were a girl, it is predictable, figure it out already and hand me back the chunk of hair you took from the back of my head!

I would also ban people who start their morning conversation with "I'm having a bad day today." This is used by males and females and can be roughly translated to "I'm going to treat you like you're a piece of manure today and you can't respond in kind, retaliate, or hold it against me."

The rest of us have tough lives too, we've just decided not to make the rest of the world suffer because of it.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 4:24, 12 replies)

YESSSSSSSS!!
PMS/PMT, been around since the dawn of humanity, don't you think it's about time they (women) learned to deal with it?
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 4:40, closed)

Child birth too. Cave women coped without drugs, stirrups, or a water pool.

Big fuss about nothing.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:31, closed)

*furtively checks to make sure the missus isn't around*
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:51, closed)

with the ex
I just used to mark the appropriate days on a calendar with big red Xs and refuse to see her or talk to her during that time. I don't know why she couldn't do that herself, but for some reason the fact that she turned into a massive psycho bitch every 28 days always came as a constant surprise, despite the regularity of it.

Thankfully my current missus seems to be generally immune to hormonal fluctuations.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:34, closed)

Mercifully my old flatmate who used to get moderate PMS
Would respond to a
"You've seemed irritable/on edge, is everything alright?" with
"THERE'S NOTH- Oh... yeah... cycle"
"Ah, cuppa?"
"Please"
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:49, closed)

Blimey
that must have been an advanced model. Improved processors or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05, closed)

I call
made-up story.

No woman i've ever met is that rational when off the rag, never mind on it.

As a side, my wife was told that her periods would sort themselves out 'once she'd had a few kids'. The doctor's response to 'we're not having kids' was not helpful
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:31, closed)

Bit of an ovary action

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:27, closed)

win
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:41, closed)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:47, closed)

Time to press this.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:29, closed)

Well this is just excellent. Here's your prize: "1 INTERNETZ".
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:43, closed)