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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Botty paper
2 sheets, folded again, thus guaranteeing digital/nipsy non-contact.

Repeat till spotless.

Fecal-free fingers, fresh fundament, every time!
(roysin, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:37, 12 replies)
I don't fold, I scrunch.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:40, closed)
Scrunch is good
At a pinch.
(roysin, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:42, closed)
Indeed, more friction

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:44, closed)
easier to hold onto
If you've had Guinness the night before, there's a risk that folded paper would just adhere and your hand would slide off.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:53, closed)
Srunch every time
More paper between you and the poo
(MonkeyToes is thinking about a back sac and crack on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:36, closed)
paper?
you mean you don't pay a poor person to lick it clean for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:49, closed)
I think yerself and sandettie are on to something here
Maybe a new Guinness marketing gimmick.

Or maybe that's what the Guinness bartowels were originally for, but "morning after arse towel" didn't quite cut the mustard.
(roysin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:02, closed)
cutting the mustard isn't important
cutting a path through the dried-on kebab residue is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:16, closed)

dried corn cobs are best (and this is where the term cornhole came from...truefacts on b3ta - the origin, not that they are the best)
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:03, closed)
Standard

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:53, closed)
So your "bizarre habit"
is that you wipe your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:39, closed)
Yeah
Bizzarse
(roysin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:02, closed)

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