Thai moon
Myself and two friends - Miss S and Miss C - were on holiday in Koh Samui and had a very nice evening out involving copious amounts of both wine and spliffage. C had hired a moped (the lazy bugger) and stumbled round the corner to collect it, wherein S decided it would be hilarious to pull down her jeans and moon C as she came trundling unsuspectingly round the bend on said vehicle.

Giggling like a loon, S bend forward and wiggled her behind in the direction of the rapidly approaching moped, and given that she is blessed with pale Irish colouring, her fleshy bum glowed poetically in the light of the (real) moon.

It was at this point that I looked around and noticed that her intended victim was currently standing at the end of a side street watching quizzically as the scene played out. Had I not been laughing hysterically and unable to form a coherent sentence, I might have managed to tell S and prevent the unfolding disaster.

Given the position that S was in, she was unable to see the carnage she would wreak with her foolish nakedness, and was still giggling to herself about her prank.

Round the corner came two Thai boys on a scooter. The look of surprise and terror in their eyes is an image that burnt into my retinas and will remain with me forever. As I am sure the sight of my friend's shiny white arse will remain with them. With scream of shock they wobbled and drove into a tree.

Luckily the tree was small and the speed low, so I doubt they sustained any serious injury apart from the obvious mental scars of that traumatic night.
( hanabanana, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:51, Reply)