Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I've been the stranger...Thinking that someone's a perv before...
On holiday with the family in somewhere with a beach, Majorca I think, aged 12-13. So one evening we head down to the beach to sit in the evening sun and just, y'know, chill out.
After about ten minutes a rather bronzed couple sits on the beach about 10 yards in front of us. They lie down, then the girlie cuddles up to, then eventually on top of, her bloke. Then they produce a towel from nowhere, and cover up the bit betwixt stomach and knees. I think you can see where this is headed, though to their credit they did at least keep quiet the whole time.
As did my family, who refused to move just because some couple was rutting on the beach in front of them. Once the cuople were done, off they went, and my parents started up conversation again as if nothing had happened. When I mentioned that they'd been quiet, my Mum pointed out that "Well, it seemed rude to interrupt"
Actually, come to think of it, we probably looked more of a bunch of pervs than they did.... At least they weren't sitting there watching with an underage boy....
Long? Yes, but not as long as the silence.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 12:10,
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