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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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paedos in a van
i'm an electrician. myself and my colleage were sitting in our van, eating lunch and talking bollocks by some public loos next to this lye/feild play area whilst about 30 girls aged 8-10 played sports with teachers. it must have been an outing of sorts for the kids. i thought nothing of it untill three or four of the teachers had congregated about 20ft from the van and were pointing at us and talking, one of whom was on the phone. it clicked. they thought we were paedophiles eyeing up the kids. they were on the phone to the old bill. we didnt stop to say we weren't either, we were straight off down the road at top speed, as fast as our 1-litre diesel minivan would take us.

we have never returned since.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:52, closed)

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