Uxbridge English Dictionary? As a tribute to Humph.
For those who don't know about the UED, here is what is said on Wikipedia:
"The panellists [of BBC Radio 4 Show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'] must suggest alternative definitions for existing English words. For example, "lymph" has been redefined as "to walk with a lisp", or crackerjack has been said to be "a device for lifting biscuits". During one round of the game, Stephen Fry suggested that 'countryside' should mean 'to kill Piers Morgan'."
( clorey mcnuggety, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:28, Reply)

a great idea
*clicked*

example:

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:52, )

I agree!
lots of scope for silliness and a nice tribute to ol' Humph...
( enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:01, )

^ yes!!
Aromatic - A handy gadget used by Robin Hood


*click*
( prodigy69 Stephen Fry + LittleBigPlanet = glee!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:14, )

100%
clicked, so if that wee miser Frazer doesn't make this the challenge, I'm gonna batter his face in.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:57, )

this
!
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:36, )

Yup.
got my vote.
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:45, )

It's a bit of a texty challenge but WTF
It's funny and a fitting tribute to a great man so it has my click.
( Flowerpot Profit \o/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:00, )

*clicketh'd*

(ToMeToYou is going back and forth on, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 16:59, )

LET'S DO THIS!

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:52, )

This is a good 'un.

( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:58, )

YEAH THIS ONE!
:)
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 18:16, )

Brill.
Enclickened.
( Linbox Is counting down to Roskilde, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 18:29, )

Do this.
Do this now, or I'm asking for my my donations back.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:58, )