b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Lurid Work Stories » Post 2083440 | Search
This is a question Lurid Work Stories

"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
Pages: Popular, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

I bet some World Trade Centre workers have some right horror stories.
If only there were documentaries about their place of work.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:19, 20 replies)
did something happen to the world trade center?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:20, closed)
You probably know it as the Twin Towers. You know in that foreign land.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26, closed)
mordor?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26, closed)

Yes. 2'606.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:28, closed)
It got stole.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38, closed)
Gypoes probably.
They'll nick anything that's not nailed down.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:27, closed)
I dunno, it seems like a pretty boring place to work.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:29, closed)
TOO SOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:58, closed)
Worth a click
Given the date
(Panzerfaust, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:31, closed)
Ah...
So that's why my watch wants to call the USian police.
I thought it was in relation to transactions I did not make for goods I did not receive.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:41, closed)
Why and how
Would your watch be calling anything?
(Panzerfaust, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:35, closed)
It says 9-11 on part of the display.
I thought that meant it was the end of the world and I ought to burn the local petrol station and the local cab rank.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:31, closed)
Why have you got your date set to November 9th?

(Eukanuba, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:09, closed)

His watch was probably made in China and might be of questionable quality
(Panzerfaust, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:19, closed)

It works for bog-standard English plod, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:26, closed)
Edgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:44, closed)
needs moar nobcheese.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:48, closed)
The number of unwashed banker cocks vaporised that day they're probably still inhaling cockrind fumes in New York today.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:57, closed)
I doubt it, they're all Jews over there aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:11, closed)
CLOACA CHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:13, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1