MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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spain 1 jockville nil pointswe were on hol in majorky 2 years ago and stopped for a beer break one afternoon as you do, well you do if you are me. We stopped at a nice wee bar and i ordered for the loved one and wanted a pint of beer for myself, being a pillock i used the few spanish words i know "grosse beer por favor and a vinto tinto"
v nice barman said "grande" no i dont want brandy, just a gross beer " grande" he replies again, loved one says "grande" and i m wondering why they are trying to get me to drink Brandy is it on special or summit, i never touch the stuff, of course the spanish for large is "grande" yes i know NOW. anyway i crawled under the table where ive been ever since. size it shrank away in embarassment
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 12:56, Reply)
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