FFS.
Putin is my hero. Get in there Russia - we won't have the Ukranians coming over here taking our jobs now! Man of Steel or Knob of Butter?

Something, something WW 3. Duck and cover.

Alt: WTF are you looking at?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:13, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright? Alright? Everything's gonna be alright?
Alt: not alright?
Altalt: morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 7:57, 193 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Off to the cunting quiz in a bit.
What is the best pub quiz team name?

Alt: Have you done your homework and cleaned your shoes for school tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 16:57, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

not a single post? all day?
ffs some of us are at work here. ENTERTAIN ME.

what are you up to?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:10, 35 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Who's going to the pub tonight?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:34, 60 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

naked ape touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 9:39, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sofa!
Pizza!

Old Crafty Hen!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:23, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good Afternoon.
Well, it's Friday, well done for making it this far everyone.

So, question?..er....I read this thing about murderers last words before being executed:
listverse.com/2014/02/28/10-last-words-murderers-facing-execution/

What would yours be?

Alt: Evening/weekend plans? Dunno if this has been asked already, but equally don't care if it has.

Altalt: Best DAB Jazz stations?


Cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:28, 229 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fuck that shit, I have lunch do you have lunch? If so what?
Alt: DAB radio stations, recommend away, the wife's new car will have a DAB radio in it, you can choose from like all the stations in the world right?

alt:alt: FRIDAY FRENZY MAYHEM...talk about anything
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:06, 201 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Stomping that one it was shit!
Hey I've only come first in QFTW.

Not won anything since a fishing match and the high jump (4' 10") in first year at grammar.

What have you won that was brilliant or what have you won that was shit, like QFTW?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:03, 15 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

there's no point doing fatty fatty lunchtime threads
I just despair sometimes, I really do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:47, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

B3ta you have sent me under this morning.
I had a weird dream last night that I was a hipster, selfie taking prick, complete with snapback :(
What did YOU dream?

There's a guy suing McDonalds over a napkin. When did you last have an overreaction? Ok so he is also alleging racism.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-files-15million-lawsuit-against-mcdonalds-in-napkin-dispute-9159771.html

AltAlt. Best male/female vocalist.
I think Skin from Skunk Anansie is very underrated
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:46, 145 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Rory has put a curse on me:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2225312

Following this, my ex has withdrawn contact. Thanks Rory. Thanks a fucking bunch.

Ever felt you've been cursed?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:20, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well those seem dead unfortunately, Lic's looked ok though.
Weekend plans? I'm soft play milfing today, then, weather dependent, off camping \0/Not been for ages, really looking forward to it. What do you like about the countryside? Anything?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 8:23, 129 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

THREADRUSH!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 8:05, Reply)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 7:02, 14 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

There hasn't been a good question on here since I asked whether mugs should go in the cupboard up or down

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:51, 201 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright oT
It felt quite spring like today, innit.

Wot?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:23, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Right laugh etc

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:40, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i just got 4 on cavy's colour test thing, yes!!!
what pointless thing are you stupidly proud of? cow, we know the answer is your homo hound.

alt: what is the best seasoning/spice/flavour?

altalt: my trainee has just asked - would you rather have an arm for a leg or a leg for an arm? or a hand for a foot/vice versa? show your workings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:15, 94 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

There is a point in a lunch thread
Apart from eating, what else do you/can you do? Our company has a 5 a side team that play every Wednesday, people play squash or go to the gym. I go to the pub

I've just had some Skinny African chicken and peanut soup and it was fucking NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, 167 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Just to buck the trend
Everyone remembers their first proper love, if you could and without any recriminations would you like one last night with them?

Alt. Finney died last week, which sports person would you like to see die (this could be televised)

alt alt, You are locked in a room with a hibernating bear you only have a knife do you, try to kill the bear before it wakes or attempt to escape?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:04, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't know if there's any point in a mid-morning thread anymore

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:17, 70 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't know if there's any point in a morning thread anymore.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:52, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't know if there's any point in an evening thread anymore.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:13, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

With Rory emulating other B3tan's albeit not successfully.
Which B3tan would you be for a day and why?
I reckon I'd be Dozer, just to feel that amount of inflated self worth for the day. Drink the best whiskys, listen to the best break beat down the skate park and have a go on Grace.

Alt. Evening prick plans.

altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:14, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)