Yet another tippity fucking top day.
How are you ending your Wednesday?

Suicide?

Masturbation?

Suicidal masturbation?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:10, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

awight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:49, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I hope frog and swipe are having a nice time.
What do you hope for?

Alt: Eukso was a lot of fun, wasn't he?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 16:03, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what's your favourite michael barrymore catchphrase?

(Eukanuba, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:23, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Disneyland next month, I'm fucking dreading it.
On the good news front, trains this weekend, what our daughter loves. Place in Kent, what frog suggested, and the rail museum this Saturday.What are you dreading? And looking forward to?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:28, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hiya off the topics!!
Slow week eh? Thought I'd lighten the mood with a fun thread!
I'm getting a new surround sound system tomorrow. what are you getting?

Alt. Even though he is a potential murderer, that Osteo Perosis para athlete is well fit. Which unsavoury characters do you find attractive, other than Foxy Knoxy, who is totes obvs.

AltAlt. What about that John Travolta pretending he didn't know Idina Menzels real name when he is such a musical loving faggot. Who else is in the closet?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:17, 187 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Gota gete outa the Hedj maize.But thers bige problam.Evrey stepe,youm gete One yere oldere.Hapey birtdoy.O deare.Hapey birtdoy.Hapey birtdoy; wot too doe?
I just made a cup of tea with half a sugar.

Alt: BBC 3 is being axed, I say good riddance, WHAT DO YOU SAY?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:11, 97 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HAPPY SAINT PIRANS DAY YOU CUNTS! HOGS PUDDING AND YARG FOR BREAKFAST!

( Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:58, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'll see if I cant actually start a thread where people might post
RAGE

I literally had to shake my head today when I passed a lollipop lady AT A SET OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS. FFS, if 11-16yr old kids cannot use a crossing by then, they deserve to get run over. What gets right on your tits?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:55, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

amorous badger had psychochomp's cock in his mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 7:29, Reply)

Dozer is even more unpopular than Emvee.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 6:59, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

naked ape touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 4:17, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

THE BEST TONY IS 'TONY BARON'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:42, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

A friend is about to marry a girl he met on match.com

Write a dating profile for another B3tan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:11, 20 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright?
Alright, alright
Everything's gonna be alright (x 3)
Alright, alright it's ready alright
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:59, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what was your favourite Supergrass song?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:12, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what was your favourite Cast song?
Mine was 'Alright'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:03, 18 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I dunno whether to have a cup of tea or coffee
Skiing/snowboarding awesome or shit? If you say shit then you are by extension shit.

Best tony
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 15:34, 86 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Finished watching Breaking Bad.
It was a very good ending.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:17, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

naked ape touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:12, 47 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lost for words
Moments in life where literally you could not speak

Alt:
ima call lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:33, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What would be your ideal job/worst job?
Alt:
Pick a best/worst job for a b3tan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:53, 156 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

gid moaning
Tuesday eh? Who likes Tuesdays?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 7:52, 228 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 21:52, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good here innit?
I'm knackered, what are you?

Alt: best Smith
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:33, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've only got about half an hour of the last episode of breaking bad to watch.
And then I might watch er from the begining.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:28, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunch!
Alt: if you were a Gallagher, which Gallagher would you be?

Alfalt: armadillos or pangolins?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:47, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)