Enough of the hate. It's a nice Spring day,
What's making you smile at the minute?

alt. Anyone do gardening? Im trying to identify a large tree weed thing with purple flowers that's in the middle of my garden and I want rid. Need to find a weed killer strong enough.
Apart from me, what do you want rid of?

Altalt. What's your favourite landmark where you live, and which do you hate? I love the Manchester Town Hall and hate the Hilton Tower
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:56, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

DOZER THREAD
I hate Dozer. Selfish mouth breathing cunt.

What portion of Dozer do you despise?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

TRAIN THREAD
I hate other commuters. Selfish mouth breathing cunts.

What portion of the public do you despise? Apart from the working class and the unemployed.

I hate pensioners. Fucking greedy sponging cunts, the state pension is by far the biggest part of the welfare budget, which (as I'm sure we all agree) shouldn't even exist in the first place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:08, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Train thread!
Was alright today weren't it? Weren't it not, do tell us whys?

Alt: best Marvin?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:27, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Looks like eveyone had their 10% and fucked off home early!
Where the fuck did that Malaysian Air flight go? No trace whatsoever - spooky.

Alt: What's for us tea?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:25, 127 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What would improve your day by 10%?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:53, 196 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello "Off The Topics", we all good? That's Lovely.
What you up to this week?
I will be mainly transferring music to an external hard drive so it's not making my PC run slow. Lovely. What else is lovely?

Alt. Anyone like Gogglebox? Who do you like? I love the pissed up couple.
What else do you like?

AltAlt. What's on your mind? Ask B3ta anything.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:02, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This place looks lovely.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26472423
lesbian capital :) where would you like to live, apart from where you do now?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:44, 140 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Music thread: I'm looking for some new music to download.
Got any suggestions? I think i'm after non-gangster rap.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:15, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Happy Monday everyone
Are you a bound out of bed and face the week ahead type? Or do you get depressed about Monday from halfway through Sunday?

Alt: so Rory has fecked off to France this week to annoy some Russians with his inept skiing. Whom will you be annoying this week and how?

Altalt: who is the best person you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:59, 71 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I need two new front tyres. Problem is I have winter tyres on the car so either need to get two more of them (more expensive than normal) or get 4 normal tyres? Tyre woes
Do you have tyre woes?

Alt: rugby! Fucking welsh troglodytes can shove their leeks up they arses

Altair: alreet?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 7:57, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Pissflaps.
I forgot to go to Lusty's birthday do.

Arse.

When were you last annoyed with yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:17, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's a beautiful day, I don't have a hangover, all my domestic chores are done.
What could possibly go wrong on a day like this? Oh yeah, you cunts whinging about trivia. OK B3TA, lets have a contest for the biggest rant/whinge about the most trivial thing and see who gets the 'Abloobloobloo' award for today.
Alt: Malaysian airlines plane crash - two people were on it with stolen passports - terrorists? Give us your unfounded wild speculation - after all, the fucking media are.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:19, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

York is full of cunts. This may be due to the political wankers, or it may just be York.
I'm going to go to bed.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:57, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Just woken up!
That was about a 14 hour sleep.

What does Saturday hold in store for you, aside from not meeting Dozer for a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:57, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

naked ape gave aids to a kid via cunt touching

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:33, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright shut ins, I'm dying of a cold
I'm watching the restaurant man; have you ever wanted to run your own business? What would you do?

Alt: pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:02, 67 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

which of these two is the dumber? one who thought "barraco barner" was the uk president.... and one who thought cereal with double cream and jam was "healthy"
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575436/Dumb-Britain-Beautician-laughs-Twitter-storm-mistakenly-spelling-Barack-Obama-Barraco-Barner-sparks-inevitable-parody-accounts.html#comments

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2566668/Man-piled-pounds-thanks-balanced-diet-actually-loaded-calories.html

alt: who is the dumbest person you know?

altalt: WEEKEND PLANS???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:42, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bumholes?
alt:bumhole?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:34, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunch? I'm having Amstel, probably followed by a wank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:34, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fellow B3tans.
How's your Friday going? Quick day or a long slog?
We had a right laugh last night didn't we? I might try an evening thread more often.

Im shopping for a nice new tee and some hi tops for my Newcastle trip at the end of the month. Apart from double ended dildos, what are you shopping for?

Alt. Do you bother breaking your fast? Is it that important a meal? I had some breakfast biscuits. *shrugs*

As you were xo
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:32, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ever thrown a sex toy at a member of your family?
www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mother-assaulted-with-vibrator-576321
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:25, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yo!
I see this place is it's usual upbeat self.

Earworm of the day has been "Zoom" by Fat Larry's Band
This if any of you care www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMo6Ju8SJ8o I blame Absolute 80's radio for it, what's been your latest earworm?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:14, 243 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Weekend plans?
York this weekend, really looking forward to the Railway museum. When were you excited about cultural stuff?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:48, 192 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I always thought /Talk would die before OT

( Peej, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:17, 86 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I decided to be a nice person for a change this morning.
I found a platinum debit card on Highgate Road. Instead of using the contactless bit to buy booze & fags I phoned HSBC so they could cancel & let the cardholder know.

When did you last act outside of your comfort zone?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:16, 61 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

We appear to have conked out again
How do you stay motivated? Are you a 100%er or a just enough to get by person?

Alt:
What food could you give up tomorrow?
What food could you not live without?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:32, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

THURSDAY!
What's happening chums?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:53, 101 replies, latest was 10 years ago)