Everyone else
Go here: www.littlechef.co.uk/findalittlechef

Been last week. Food cold and overpriced but convenient.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 0:31, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

London based B3tans
Go here: www.arabicabarandkitchen.co.uk/

Been today. The food is excellent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 21:02, 34 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

2014
How has the year gone for you? Better or worse than you expected? Highlight/low point of the year

Alt:
Best thing for £5?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:59, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Galloway lols.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/galloway-questioned-cops-over-israel-speech-092226460.html#8G7rgOb
When did you last come out with a off colour comment, apart from here?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:19, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what would you do with an extra £71 a week?
www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/08/citizens-income-71-week-person-would-make-britain-fairer

is this a good idea? or is it too lentil mung bean farty?

alt: what's for lunch? lentils and mung beans??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:38, 186 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Re that journo who has just been beheaded, how would you choose to be executed?That way sounded pretty grisly.
Alt, brunch?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:47, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

New thread. To replace the new thread I attempted a few minutes ago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:12, 14 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Do women really have a higher pain threshold than men?
alt. evening plans
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:57, 182 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Who will be buying one of these?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-28853164
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:50, 14 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:04, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Apparently this was the funniest joke at the fringe festivel:
'A joke by comedian Tim Vine about a vacuum cleaner has been voted the funniest at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
He won with the one-liner: "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust."'
Do you know any funny jokes?

alt. are you a model employee or do your regularly take liberties?
I always put 100% in my work, no matter the job.

altalt. Cake? Cake.

LUUUUUNCH

Fuck off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:05, 140 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Enough commuting chat
Meetings. One to ones. Appraisals. I fucking hate them all.

Whats the silliest thing you've heard/said in one of these?

Alt:
Stupidest thing to come out of your mouth during a date/evening?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:22, 152 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning all, and what a fine morning it is!
I'm off to work in a bit, about a 40 minute commute on country roads. How long is yours?* What's the longest commute you'd contemplate for the right job?
Alt:I have a meeting oop north with a big customer to see the new machine installation today. Later I will be getting epically drunk and eating curry with the directors of the aforementioned customer - on expenses, natch. Do you have to 'entertain' customers/clients (no, not in THAT way Swipey). Regale us with tales of your booze-fuelled shenanigans in the name of business/expenses fraud.


*(fnaaar)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 8:15, 98 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you bunch of austic pricks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 23:15, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Knob cheese thread time? \0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 18:23, 91 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I tell you what
thread deletion really does piss me off,

What really pisses you off

what do you really like.

Alt 1 film you can watch repeatedly

alt alt: you have to have sex with an animal, which would you choose
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:15, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Marrning. Do you, or have you smoked? What are your views on e-cigs? Previous owners banned them, we've let them back. Commercial reasons, not personal. I didn't realise you could get nicotine free ones, seems rather pointless,
Alt, favourite takeaway?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:55, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Anyone noshed down a Puri Pussy before?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bin-bag-full-of-severed-cats-heads-discovered-near-manchesters-curry-mile-9674567.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 19:45, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)