fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:28, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Seeing as so many people are considering their careers/work/paths/education/exceotahz at the moment, and it's a bit slowpoke today, let's have a Work Chat thread.
I've always thought that I would like to get half a dozen or soo select b3tans and do some Srs Bzns. I have some ideas of my own at the moment, got an app/platform i'm making at the moment.

If we were all going to club together with our skill sets, what would you bring to the table? What would you like our new buisness to do? Do you think you'd need any education for where you see it heading? What kind of wage do you want? Any insights to this topic?

I'm alright in my job, but feel I need a kick up the bum.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:54, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

She's doing the ice cream/fork thing again :o(

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:23, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Time of death: 11.25am on Tuesday 2nd September 2014.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:25, 81 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm on a tight budget these days
Can any of you down Southern suggest a cheap dining option near Kilburn (although I obviously don't live here... I mean there). Peacock is so expensive these days when one puts their dole cheque straight to the wee ones multiple accounts. Well, times are tough and I don't mind telling you.

Alt. I'm getting worried about the cost of uniforms in a couple of years. Do I ask my old mate for a sub or go cap in hand to the big man in scotch land? I'd message me old mate , but I've been repeating his texts online and is reckon he has got the proper hump.

A couple more drinks and I'll have forgotten anyway and delete tomorrow.

I hope laughing at Battered's downfall is being enjoyed by purple whatshername.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:19, 20 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning chums, tell me something good about today. I'm expecting a rep today with snack samples, so that's a nomnom of delicious salty goodness.
ALT, free school meals for those up to seven years old from this week. Are school meals still as rubbish as they were?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:08, 113 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:06, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

It's quiet here today. Will mentioning lunch get you fat fucks conversing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:47, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
Who's the fittest newsreader? Past or present, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:01, 37 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cor Blimey indeed
Have you all been wanking yourself blue? Where is everyone?

So the kids are back at school this week. School stories?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:21, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

COR BLIMEY !
9to5mac.com/2014/08/31/countless-celebrity-nude-photo-leaks-being-blamed-on-supposed-icloud-hack/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 10:10, 37 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning internet chums :) how are we today? Ticketyboo? Good weekend?Good shit coming up?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 8:01, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

She's doing the ice cream/fork thing again :o(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 22:03, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've had a fucking great weekend.
How about you lot?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 Aug 2014, 16:29, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

^upset

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 2:54, Reply)

Are you nervous about mentioning ethnicity?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28967427
Do you reallygive a shit?
Alt, Saturday night plans? Anything actually not involving booze?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:42, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm not Bryan Ferry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:03, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I reckon that Nakers has finished his ferry trip.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I wonder if Nakers is still on a ferry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 10:31, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I'm on a ferry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:42, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Friday beer and nuts thread
Alt: fuck off dozer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:55, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:43, Reply)

They're proper kicking off about the Islamics this week.
I don't get why any British person would travel over to fight volentery for ISIS [or whatever they're called this week]. I just don't get who would think "This is the correct thing to do". Don't get me wrong, I can see how someone would want a life of deborchery, and all other kinds of unsavoury lifestyles... but what does one hope to gain by joining ISIS?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:05, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)