Krankie shagging thread has died out, fortunately!
Tell me about the times you have disgraced yourselves around Christmas. Monty's sister pissed herself or something, stuff like that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is proper funny
gawker.com/5869210/giant-rabbits-and-double-rainbows-the-10-most-insane-delusions-of-kim-jong+il
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

He was delightfully mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

And proves that Monty is actually Kim Jong Il.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Damn. I thought I'd covered my tracks adequately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

christmas is always a bit subdued in our house.
Parents always worked shifts, so often worked Christmas, and now both me and my brother do we don't get a chance to disgrace ourselves. I still love Christmas, but as we invariably only get 1 day all together we tend to avoid the serious drunkening. Save that for the summer, falling in the canal hurts a lot less than arse over tit on an icy pavement.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Unless there is a bike in it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

yeah,
Only came a cropper once in the canal, slashed my foot on a submerged trolley. Pretty painful. Still, probably better than a cracked skull.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

How often do you enter canals?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Alimentary, my dear Ape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

physiologicalols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

normally swim in the river in the summer.
But have gone in the canal a few times as it's on the way back from the pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Are you aware of "swimming pools"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:04, Reply)

well yeah.
But the only outdoor pool near here is rubbish. And there's a really nice fast flowing clean stretch of river near, and we can drink by the river.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Slept bthrough most of the day with an epic hangover once...
that's about it I'm afraid!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

My mother, sister and brother took me out drinking
I'd just finished my first term at uni and was having a really shit time of things. They got me so drunk that I fell over and broke my nose. To this day I believe the vast proportion of the blame and responsibility for this lies with them, not me.
(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I got steaming and went to midnight mass where my bird at the time was in the choir.
I'm not saying nowt more but I shant be going to that church ever again.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Did you finger bang her during the descant of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I gloriad in her excelsis deo.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Hallelujah!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

couldn't hold back and broke in to a blues brothers/james brown sermon?
Replete with back flips and BOKKO!?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I know what I'm doing this year.
PIG SHOES ASSEMBLE!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

we need pig shoes power rings,
Like captain planet but less gay.
less more
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Look pigster, it's the PS sign.
To the BOKKO! cave!

*swirly pig shoes symbol*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

i've been told that this year I;
held the hand of our accountatn and told her she was a more beautiful version of lady Di
sat on her lap, had her sit on mine
held the hand of michelle (who has now left)
kissed michelle, held her hand, more mutual lap sitting
kissed jacqui, same as above (jaqui looks ancient)
same again for sasha, dry-humped sasha and held her hand for most of the night

disgraced myself, complete tugnut, girlfriend of 2.5 years ent happy

also, mystery message from sasha on facebooks a bit weird
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:04, Reply)

How many times did you jizz yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i dint, not even once, don't really fancy any of them i'm just a slag when i'm drunk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Fucking hell Q, I do hope you can use drink as an excuse here.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

for serious, no lunch, dinner didn't arrive til 11, i was long gone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

shit son, you fucked up big time.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

nah, its all good everyone still ahppy sash's message is proper odd tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

go on, share it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

i deleted so LQ wouldn't see, but it said
'OMG quent, please help me'
i replied next day to ask whats up and she said someone had turned up at her house in the middle of the night, when i asked who she didn't answer.

I reckon it was tricky, dirty little boy probably thort he'd get his end away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

A real cry for help.
Could it have been you? Were you that drunk?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I shared a taxi with her getting home, she got out first, then me, then tricky should have gone home
i reckon he told the driver to take him abck, dirty little bastard

he's engaged to be married in June
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

i'm having beer at me desk, woo!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

This does not seem wise.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

its chrimbo mark, CHRIMBO
off for the rest of the week innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Chompy
You officially have been usurped as the /OT sexpest. Congratulations!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i've been told the night wouldn't have been the same without me, everyone was fucked and i think i was the entertainment

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah, no-one loves a night out without a good old dry hump

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

she did me a sexy dance too apparently, i remember none of this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I fell asleep at a work Christmas meal a few years ago
I was gone for about 5 minutes, opened my eyes, and fortunately, none of the people sat on my side of the table had noticed, as we were on a long table, and everyone was facing towards the band at the other end of the room, with myself at the back of the table.

Thinking myself fortunate, I turn to pick up my drink, and see the other side of the table grinning at me. Ah, fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

what t-shirt were you wearing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Works do, so I was wearing a shirt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

r
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

F what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

its an r, take an r out of the last word
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

last wod

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

lol wod?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Woks do?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Cook stuff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

weaing a shirt?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

WEARING A SHIT
OK??? FUCKES SAKE I AHTE YOU ALL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Wearing a shit what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

just wearing a shit, like he smeared it all over his chest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Well your joke really went down well didn't it.
A resounding success.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

uccess hit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

t-shirt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

We had a narcolepsy boy who worked here a few years ago
I've been out in the pub with him chatting someone up, only to fall asleep on her shoulder. AWKWARD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I try and not get horribly drunk around my family
because it is never a good idea. I did however disgrace myself on New Year's Eve by excusing myself from the incredibly boring party at a neighbour's house to get drunk on vodka and eat Baileys icecream
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

grace +tinguish
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

The first time Mrs Cow met my parents we were both shitfaced, having spent a day boozing round York
1st impressions last apparently. First time I met her parents I had a black eye
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

better than her having one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

haha!
I've told her once already
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

should I drink the bottle of London Pride that i have? or should I save it for later?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

DO IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

takes pride

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

ITS CHRISTMAS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No-one cares.
Smash the neck off and use it as an 'extreme' dildo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I care naked ape, don't you listen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I never do Quentin, I never do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

not really! HAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck you christmas cunt!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Takes Courage!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Oh Doom bar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Stop Badgering him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I've posted my multifarious crimes so many times even I am bored with telling them.
A couple of years back, two of our Canadian cousins came over on Boxing Day. They are both extremely right-on and worthy, working in social care etc - so not the best time for my dear brother to get so pissed he went to sleep, only to wake up loudly and begin bellowing a red-faced racist tirade about foreigners working over here.

Err, like our cousins who are sat in front of us, you massive helmet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Silly Monty, Canadians aren't people, they are shaved french bears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Here to help, as you know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

OH, 'Cow.
Last Friday in the office.

Started with 7.15am breakfast and 5 stout and ports. 2 pints at 11am, skin full at lunch and had to leave the offce at 3.30pm. Got home at 4am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Seriously? 4am?
You fucking fiend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It may have been later. I hope it was 4am.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

My wife always asks me this, "So what time did you get in?"
Seriously how she expects me to know I really don't understand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I always answer either 'day' or 'night'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I like this, however
what does 4-6am count as in the summer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Light = it's day.
This is how my system works, anyway.

How's the nipper?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Brilliant, she is so engaging and just hugely smiley and giggly
although she may be teething, her little cheeks are a bit red at the moment, but she does l;ook chritmassy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

You should make things easier for her
get a scalpel and cut her gums off, cuts down on long term discomfort.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

dorwn it in a fucken bucket, save us all from reading this shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

from you, this is truely ironic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

shut up mungo, your jsut the latest murder-suicide family waiting to ahppen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I never thought I'd say this, but Quentin
I wish we were related
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

me too man, i'd have got you socks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I'd have got you socks, but only if you are epileptic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

i'm not, but i'm sure they'd fit anyway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

This is how we feel about you.
If only old Ma Monkeysex had followed this advice back in the day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I love you monty boyce, merry xmas

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Having not seen her for a week, I can begin to see how you feel not seeing Len everyday : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It does my fucking lid in.
Although my mother claims the experience has taught me patience - not traditionally one of my strong suits, if you can believe that.

I just have to try not to think about it or I'll go mad. I'll see her for a bit on Weds night and then not at all until next fucking year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Without wishing to wind you up, that sucks massive donkey balls
Hopefully Lusty can fill in with Christmas cheer instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Without wishing to be even more of a moaning old cunt
her job means I'll barely see her over Xmas either.

Bah fucking humbug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Booze is the answer.
Plus taking the piss out of Parkinsons.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This is correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Well, look at it positively
I'm sure you can put the time you'll be spending alone to good use by planning what nice things you can do with them when you see them both again. I'm fairly sure the Christmas you'll plan will kick seven bells out of whatever godawful plebeian nonsense her mother has planned.

/treehuggingnonsense.
(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I am desperate to get her to the Peter Pan park in Kensington
which has a top-notch pirate ship* there according to my pal. It's the only thing I've been able to think of that her mother has not already done with her so I'm rather excited about this.

*She is very into pirates for some reason
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Do you mean diabetics?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

He does not.
It’s a reference to a hilarious night out we once had, which resulting in young Jim here having an excruciating ‘excuse me, that’s not funny ACTUALLY because I have Parkinson’s ACTUALLY’ moment – which he expertly defused by starting a Jew-off with one of her mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

should given her a martini to blend...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I THREW IN MY WASHING!!!!
SHE CHOKED ON A SOCK!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Hang on, those are epilepsy jokes aren't they?
He should have said 'you look really foxy. As in Michael J. LOL!!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

listening to run rudolph run
i'd let him chuck his berrys up me any day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Huge fan of Berry's records, here.
Less of fan of his creepy perviness, though, which I imagine is what got you into him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

dunt no nohitng bout his perviness, did he done rudolph?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Strange name for your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

hahaha! cos chuck berry done my mum! hahaha!
you clever!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

no she likes to go to Richomd park and let teh herds line up for a go

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

your really good at this!
i'm upset! at christmas too, you awful terrible trolling abstard!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I'm not trying to upset you Quentin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

well its too late, you've ruined cristmas and i'm a musling now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

He was a dirty peeping tom apparently.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

i'd still have let him chuck his berries

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Evening chumps!
I am never trouble at christmas, never. Nor new year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Wotcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

how are you
you old curmugeon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Last Christmas I slept a lot.
May have been to do with the co-codamol tablets I was taking for a mild headache I kept getting.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I usually get ill at Christmas - and not through over-indulgence.
December is super-stressful at work so when I stop for a break my body goes on strike having lived on stress for a month.

It's fucking shit, surprisingly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Never happy, are you Monty?
Ooo, it's too stressful, ooo it's not stressful enough. Useless girl of a man, that you are. With your hair and your beard and your massive drug use.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You frightful bully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Isn't he just.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30, Reply)

It's going to be the loss of your pocket money, or a bog wash for you, son.
It's your choice, but if you don't make it sharpish, you'll get a free kick in the balls for wasting my time.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Well that was fun.
I just took the internet down for the whole company. Luckily no one but the IT guy knows it was me and he's promised not to tell.

Now I know how easy it is, I might just remember that trick for next time I want a break.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:41, Reply)

did you have to suck him off to keep his silence

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Nope, he's a friend.
I'm hoping this does not bode poorly for out plan for him to become my boss, but it should be OK.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)

he'll probably have to suck someone else off
to ensure his position is safe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

AS long as it's him sucking, not me...
And I'm out of here. Laters.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)