I drunkenly bought a door for a bookshelf I didn't own online from Ikea a couple of months back.
Waste of forty quid that was. I've also bought silk boxer shorts off eBay whilst pissed, it turns out they were silk boxING shorts, to be worn whilst fighting in a ring. Were about a 38" waist as well if I remember right. I shouldn't be allowed internet access after having alcohol.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:13, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you should not be allowed internet access or alcohol. period.

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
/click for boxING shorts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Should've bought a gumshield and had a go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

barry, i think she's calling you fat and asking if you want a fight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

If he was fat and old he'd look like Gerbanguly Berdimuhamedov

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Is that the weird cartoon they used to have on C4 when it first started?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

No, was that the thing that looked like a turnip?
Ornebad Strönengen or summat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Murun Buchstangar.
Close.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Murun Butchstansagur

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

That's awesome.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)