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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My boss would assume I'd booked a holiday for the first couple of days as I'm in a department of 1
So I'll go for three days. Maybe longer if I carked it at work. /unpaidovertimemonkey
Speaking of stag weekends, the one I'm going on at the end of May has changed from Nottingham to Reading. I've only ever looked at Reading on Google maps and it looks 'fucking shit' so I'm going to classify this one as a downgrade. Does anyone have anything positive to say about the town Reading?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:36, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So I'll go for three days. Maybe longer if I carked it at work. /unpaidovertimemonkey
Speaking of stag weekends, the one I'm going on at the end of May has changed from Nottingham to Reading. I've only ever looked at Reading on Google maps and it looks 'fucking shit' so I'm going to classify this one as a downgrade. Does anyone have anything positive to say about the town Reading?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:36, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I went to Uni there,
some of it is alright, but not the places you'll go on a stag do.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
some of it is alright, but not the places you'll go on a stag do.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
The best man has booked some crappy pre-arranged package deal
It includes entry to a ropey looking 'gentlemens club' underneath some railway arches. I'm looking forward to looking around the Abbey more than the stag-do 'delights'. /oldfart
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)
It includes entry to a ropey looking 'gentlemens club' underneath some railway arches. I'm looking forward to looking around the Abbey more than the stag-do 'delights'. /oldfart
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)
heh, that used to be a jazz club that did £15 all you can drink
with live jazz on a thursday, that was interesting.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)
with live jazz on a thursday, that was interesting.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Any place that permits entry to stag dos
Is not the sort of place you want to go to.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Is not the sort of place you want to go to.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)
There are only seven of us so we probably could've avoided the whole stag-do package
..but I'm not the one organising it so I'm just going with the flow. If the best man turns up with 'comedy' t-shirts for us all I'll, er...make the best of it I guess. He'll get one hell of a disapproving look though.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
..but I'm not the one organising it so I'm just going with the flow. If the best man turns up with 'comedy' t-shirts for us all I'll, er...make the best of it I guess. He'll get one hell of a disapproving look though.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
It was the scene of Daphne and Celeste's triumphant UK live debut.
Their unique twist on the Weather Girls' classic chutney anthem 'It's Raining Piss' was a milestone in festival history.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Their unique twist on the Weather Girls' classic chutney anthem 'It's Raining Piss' was a milestone in festival history.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I was there.
I've never seen anything quite so awesome in my life. Even the people pelting 50Cent with gold spray painted "bling bling" vegetable didn't come close
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I've never seen anything quite so awesome in my life. Even the people pelting 50Cent with gold spray painted "bling bling" vegetable didn't come close
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
can you explain to me why people had bottles of piss?
did they save them deliberately? i know toilet services are inadequate at festivals, but surely peeing in a bottle is silly?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)
did they save them deliberately? i know toilet services are inadequate at festivals, but surely peeing in a bottle is silly?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)
When 50 cent was coming up
people were going round the tents saying "50 cent's playing, get your bottles of piss ready, he's a homophobe"
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
people were going round the tents saying "50 cent's playing, get your bottles of piss ready, he's a homophobe"
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
i don't care what your doing, i don't want to hear about it on the internet
HA!
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)
HA!
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)
is that one of those words that means the same spelled backwards?
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( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)
it worries me how many of them you see lining the motorway
who drives whilst pissing into a bottle? surely that has got to be driving without ANY care and attention?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
who drives whilst pissing into a bottle? surely that has got to be driving without ANY care and attention?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i went to a brannigans there years back
some tart in white trousers rejected my advances
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
some tart in white trousers rejected my advances
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
it's a depressing shithole
but it's quite near london so you can just overshoot the m4 and keep going until you get to somewhere decent?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
but it's quite near london so you can just overshoot the m4 and keep going until you get to somewhere decent?
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)
How did you know what my regular drink is?
I've done more than fucking try it, old son.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I've done more than fucking try it, old son.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I also ‘enjoyed’ your severely handicapped mum in the Travelodge there. I really ‘let her tyres down’ I can tell you.
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( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
She was paying, the tight bitch.
Well, I should say 'stingy'.
chip/M1 lolz
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Well, I should say 'stingy'.
chip/M1 lolz
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
chip/highstreet lolz
Well, the jokes on you. She's not allowed her own money.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Well, the jokes on you. She's not allowed her own money.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)
She nicked some off you.
I think that's what she said, her typing's awful.
Bloody NHS head dobbers.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
I think that's what she said, her typing's awful.
Bloody NHS head dobbers.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
oh come on
who wouldn't want the last occupier's aged jizz sticking their cheeks to the pillow, yellow curled toenails in the corners of the room, and a beautiful view of the motorway as they get pounded from behind over the pizza-stained sofa? romantic bliss.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
who wouldn't want the last occupier's aged jizz sticking their cheeks to the pillow, yellow curled toenails in the corners of the room, and a beautiful view of the motorway as they get pounded from behind over the pizza-stained sofa? romantic bliss.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
i wandered lonely as a genital wart
that floats on high over bell and end
'twas from travelodge bedding that i was caught
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
that floats on high over bell and end
'twas from travelodge bedding that i was caught
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
An Ex lived in Reading.
It's the least memorable town I can think of. The only thing of interest that i can remember happening, seeing or doing in all the time I spent there was getting stung by a bee.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
It's the least memorable town I can think of. The only thing of interest that i can remember happening, seeing or doing in all the time I spent there was getting stung by a bee.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
oh shit i forgot to stay up late to see Meet The romans or whatever
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I've been to Reading, My cousin lives there.
It's not that bad. it's not that great either, but I've been to far worse places, Dover for one. Oh and Blackpool, that was shite. Skelmersdale goes without saying.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
It's not that bad. it's not that great either, but I've been to far worse places, Dover for one. Oh and Blackpool, that was shite. Skelmersdale goes without saying.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
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