My birthday
This thread is about me, you lucky things.

I've been asked by a number of people what I want for my birthday.

So far I've drawn a blank, what would make a great present for me?

Alt: What are your weekend plans or something
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

sympathy reply.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I bet if I asked "what do you want for your birthday"
I'd get more responses, you're all so self absorbed.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Thanks for asking!
I want more records.
But my wife will buy me books.
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I don't even own a record player. Fancy that eh??!?!

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I don't even own an mp3 player. Fancy that eh??!?!

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I just listen to the radio on my phone.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I think you should ask for a better thread.
Alt: And this is no better. Weekend plans? On a Tuesday?
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I'm living for the weekend at the moment.
Work is boring and I'm saving money.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

But we're having fun in this thread, right?

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

OF COURSE!

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)

darth vader egg cup

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I should aim a little higher I think.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

2 darth vader egg cups

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Not that high, my family aint posh
more like 1 hans solo egg cup.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

nobody likes han solo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

For some people it's the only loving they'll get
Hahahahahahah lolz
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

This is a wanking joke.
And therefore should be popular paged.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

NO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I clicked this instead.

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

i clicked this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I clicked the super secret report to mods for being gay button on your profile.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

i refuse to be discriminated against in such shabby clothes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Star-Wars-double-egg-cup-perfect-condition-/290712251139?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D320863282173%252B320863282173%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8434541875663659326
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

fuck
i googled that and couldn't find one, i was proud that they didn't exist
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Chemical castration.

It's my birthday soon too.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

You should ask for some spirits so you can make your time indoors more fun by making cocktails.
Or by drinking RAW SPIRITS if you are a fucking HARDNUT like me.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I'm not generally a fan of spirits,
And I've got plenty of (rapidly diminishing) homebrew left.
I should get another batch going.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

It depends, what are you interests besides spreadsheets and rape?
It's also my birthday soon.

Alt: Seeing family for mine and my nephew's birthday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Computer games
I do actually want to get some new components for my computer but I don't really want other people to buy them for me, because they'll fuck it up.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

You need a wish list to direct people to
If you choose exactly what you want, it is harder for people to fuck it up.
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

That's like a wedding list.
Maybe I'll put it on my facebook profile and post on here so you can all get me something as well.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

YES!

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I'm hoping for a ram stick from you if you know what I mean*
*DDR3 2gb 1333 at least (and branded)
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

No sorry, I haven't got the foggiest idea what you mean.
Have you got a wish list, with handy links to where things can be purchased?
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Not yet.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Use Amazon for it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)

he can't, he's inde-nile
he thought it would be zamb-EASY, but it's more difficult than expected
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I don't know about you, but to cheer myself up, I'm going here with my GF in July:
www.gfyork.com/

No going there before me and leaving a giant turd in the four-poster.
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I really like York.
I wouldn't mind a weekend away there.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Soz, I'm not sharing.

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Ask for a weekend away in York then

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I have briefly come back from the dead
To inform you that I worked there as a chef in summer 2001 and that I live in York.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Needs MOAR wooooooooooo

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Well, tell me what the place is like.
Have I forked out my hard earned on a pile of tosh?
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Looks fucking cool

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

That's what I thought.
It's right central too.
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I stayed in the Hilton for a night as part of my honeymoon
York is one of the best places in the world for having a leisurely stroll and many many pints
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I've been there a few times, but not stayed in the city.
I'm going to use the train so won't have to worry about parking or getting bladdered.
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)

We used to go at least twice a year and go 1st class from Newcastle
Only an hour to get there. Going to take the kids this summer to the railway museum as they both love trains
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I'll be going there for sure.

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I no longer actively participate on here.
Contactable by gaz, text and XboxLive only.

Soz bbz.

Soz.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Perchance you could gaz me then.

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

96 cans of beer and a BBQ

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

+aint one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Hit me

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I'm doing a BBQ next weekend
Expecting to spend about £50 on meat alone, should be good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Excellent stuff
I want a BBQ but I fear it would drown at the moment
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You're buying too much meat there.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Not for the amount of people coming, so far 25 confirmed

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Are you any good at butchering?
If so get 3 chickens bone cut off their wings legs thighs, bone the breast meat and put them in a jerk sauce overnight. Chop into portions before grilling, you'll get about ~30 pieces for about £15. It's a bit of work the day befor but it's really nice.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Good plan
WE used to have massive BBQs at my mate's flat which was above the restaurant he managed. About 60 people on the massive balcony and BBQ cooking until 4am by torchlight. All good fun!
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Sadly not, the last time I attempted any serious butchering, I nearly took my finger off.
That fucking rabbit was out for my blood.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

#insert swipe terrifying pic here#

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Exactly
Now, I prefer to slow cook it whole, then debone it afterwards, so much easier, and you get so much more meat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

+finger

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

we always bring our own meat
And do swapsies. Host usually provides salad and onion and emergency baps. I suspect this is because we are tight cunts.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I always bring my own meat

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'd far rather pick up the meat myself tbh, I'm going for hot wings, chinese style pork, good sausages, good burgers, possibly some pork belly, etc
Then I'm also going to make some lamb & mint burgers, see how well they come out compared to last time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Sausages are shit on bbqs
Too much effort and too easy to fuck up.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

That works if you take it in turns
We generally only had a couple of people who would host, the rest either didn't have a garden, didn't have a bbq or couldn't be arsed.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I always host, people simply give me cash for the food
Makes no sense to host it anywhere else, as I'm one of the few with my own place which has a garden.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Oh man I've just been sent a link to some photos on Facebook
of the FC Kahuna boys' club night in '95. One pic is of me described as 'about to hit the floor for some breaking action'. Everyone looks fucked right up. You can see Pete Wiggs from St Etienne there and my old pal Paul McCaffrey who is now a comedian. Dear God it's dreadful.

I cannot believe it's 17 years ago. Fucking hell.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Link us up, fatboy

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

funnily enough I do look pretty fat

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I wouldn't have known it was you from the pic!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

That was in my heyday of DJing, so-called ‘celebrity’ pals etc. I rather miss them in a way. Seeing those pics I feel rather sad for some reason.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Oh my dayz, I was out getting my haircut from my local hair dressers who gave me a hair cut when it was all nice and sunny.
So then I thought "I will put my jacket into my local cleaners" and they charged me £6.50 and I can pick up my item on thursday. I then went into my local waitrose where me me me, i i i, blah blah blah.... ended up walking home in hail storms and getting cuts from them.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I got hit on the ear three times in exactly the same spot by hail
it's like it was aiming for me.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

or you have massive ears?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I do have an elephant like feature,
but it's not my ears.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Grey tail?

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I never forget.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Forget what?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

You have a huge, grey arse?

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Indian men use me to move logs.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Is this not Kroney?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Tusks?
It's tusks, right?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Flat feet?

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

One of your closest evolutionary ancestors is a manatee?

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Oh, the huge etc....

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Is you African?
Or is you Indian?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Hannibal led a load of you over the Alps?

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I love it when a plan comes together

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You're scared of mice?

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You're all wrong,
I was heavily implying I have a large penis.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEGVH4IQ2nA
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Upon the death of your mother by a hunter,
you were chased by the hunter. You escaped, and in the process left the jungle, visited a big city, and returned to bring the benefits of civilization to your fellow elephants. Just as you returned to your community of elephants, your king died from eating a bad mushroom. Because of your travels and civilization, you were immediately appointed king of the elephant kingdom. You married your cousin, and you then had children and taught them valuable lessons???
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I used to love barbar

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

With your heavily implied large penis, no doubt.

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

There's something about a green suit that does it for me.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Hang on!
That was blue a minute ago!
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You must be colour blind.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

You in your lucky green suit.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)

*sings*
Goodbye my Coney Island girrrrrrrrrrl
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

OMG
You too?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Babar?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Babar

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

ba-barber-anne

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I fucking love that record.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)

You have catastrophic taste in music.

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)

No I don't.
Not like you with your Sacha Distel and Serge Gainsbourg shit.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Vanessa Paradis
reinvented music. All of it. What a woman. Joie le taxi hahahaha classic.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I'd reinvent her music if you know what I mean.
She'd have to call 'Joe le Taxi' because she'd be unable to walk.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I'M SAYING I WOULD LIKE PHYSICAL CONGRESS WITH HER.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. YOU CAN HAVE HER.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

mmmmmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vanessa_Paradis_24-01-2012.jpg
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Oh Jesus Christ.
*withers*
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Yeah, I won't if you don't mind.

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I'm sorry, you're committed now. You have to.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

A new low.

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Jimmy Hill.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)

my gf is a massive beach boys fan
i got her some of their original records for christmas, framed em and put them up in her place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I love their earlier surfing stuff.
The vocal harmonies have the same effect on me that choral music does on Christian gaylords.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i like good vibrations, she likes god only knows
we've reached an impasse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Punch her in the clopper.
Did you know that the 3-odd minutes of Good Vibrations was edited and revised down repeatedly from what was originally about 9 mins of music?

I think this is true, mind you I was told this by my father in about 1982 and it might be bollocks.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

just looked it up, a lot of work went into it either way
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Vibrations
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Indeed:
'The production of the song is reported to have spanned seventeen recording sessions at four different recording studios, and used over 90 hours of magnetic recording tape, with an eventual budget of $50,000'

Worth every cent I reckon.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Nick Kent's Brian Wilson interviews are very sad indeed to read.
He was not a good advert for LSD.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

WOWIE!!!

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

No, his was 'Ziggy Stardust'

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I love how with all the stories you know, _this_ is the one you question it's validity on.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

hahaha, clicking dis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

:(

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

<3 u !!!!!

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Ah, that's how Stunned broke your sofa, then

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)

What, 'sofa surfing'?

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Is it your penis that you're implying? Because I reckon thats why elephants have trunks, so they can get blowjobs.
A guraff once tried to go down on me, couldn't get all the way in.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

They wouldn't need such long trunks if they didn't have such small cocks.
Thought for the day, there.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I was implying the size of my penis yes.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Say what you like about Gonz, he's fucking SHARP.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I don't know how you expect me to compete with that, mine barely scales to a pony.
Would you promise me one thing, just one.... that you'll never go in beyond 10 inches, 12 on your birthday. I'd like some tire on the tracks when I take her out for a ride.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'm going to link her to this post.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Tred on the tire, not tire on the tracks.
Oh god, I hate to think what you think of me after that mistake =S
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I never did see such a thing, it was bright and sunny and then KAPLOWIE, it was hailing like I've never seen it.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)