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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: Scum by Napalm Death,
It's three seconds long.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOL
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Thats probs about as long as I lasted in 1985 LOLZ

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Alright?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Not too bad, sonny Jim. You?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I thought I would open up a MONSTER thread for friday

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Best of luck with that.
Anyone with any sense is already rolling around in the gutter half strangled with bunting and lightly doused in a delightful cocktail of their own urine and beer.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'm in the mood to start on that soon, but not till I've cooked

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I've troughed at work,
so it's pub at 6pm.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm off to a swanky members club
and then to a restaurant in Paddington Basin.

That reminds me of school, the ULTIMATE INSULT was to say someone's haircut was a 'basin' ie bowlcut. This was pre 'indie' obv.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Does that mean you're going to see your girlfriend at work/

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
He's going to beg for change outside,
and maybe sell a few Big Issues.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Initially yes, for free beers until she's finished.
Then off to her old work for a discounted dinner.

STOP SPOILING MY SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT YOU CUNT.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I'd like to go to the club and get free beers.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
What fucking club would allow you to join?
Hippy.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
A club full of total "members"

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
'The Cool Gang'
I'm the president. And secretary. And etc.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
He's Kool and The Gang.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI&feature=relmfu

The guy in the red suit.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Doubles as Micheal jackson
Cherish the glove
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Those were the days.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
The ultimate insult at our school was "Bummer", fighting talk.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
..................my freind I thought they'd never end........

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I was hungover to fuck earlier.
I went for a walk and was feeling too shit to even consider buying stuff I didn't need.

So I've saved a few quid.

Busy weekend ahead?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Street party?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Nah not really*.
You?

*Out this evening, Len in the morning and then ???? PROFIT.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'm thinking of going on a day trip.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Bangor?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I barely knew her or some shitty answer to that town name.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Nah, it costs over a quid these days.
Might just head to the station and jump on the first train to somewhere that isn't shit.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I hear London is lovely this time of year.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Won't you get in trouble if I turn up and lead you astray?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Possibly.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Well we can't have that.
Probably best I let you enjoy a quite one.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Are you gay?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Son? Is that you.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'm doing a Micheal Jai White film session tonight

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
So, you're Bobby then?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
who's bobby?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I don't know who Michael Jai White is do I?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Q says he played Spawn so yes I do know who he is.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
You should do, he's been in a fair few films I'd have thought you'd have seen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jai_White
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wiki gets it so wrong :- He played a samurai in Kill Bill Vol. 2, although his role was cut from the theatrical release.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Good plan.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I think....
Blood and bone

Never back down

Black Dynamite
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Spawn
The Dark Knight
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Spawns not on the list

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Sure you're not referring to 'You Suffer' here?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Oh probably.
I've not owned a record of theirs for over 20 years.

Their Peel sessions 12" is their best IIRC*

*highly unlikely
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm sure he isn't
because that is less than a second.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Still more accurate than Scum, which is two minutes long

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
ERR, NO, BECAUSE THAT'S LESS THAN A SECOND!!!!
DON'T YOU KNOW *ANYTHING*???
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I fucking hate these people.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
It's like they literally don't know ANYTHING.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
If only I could punch knowledge into people.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I keep trying but it doesn't seem to do the trick.
Quite the opposite, if anything.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
It's almost like he's a senile bellend isn't it Monty!

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
He quite clearly is.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Yes, and Scum is 2 minutes long.
Dipshit.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Unlike your mutilated cock which is 2" long.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)
+er than mine

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)

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