Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bad, and very very dullMuch like this place tends to be some days, more so recently. We don't attract any noobs, because they're instantly frightened away, the older ones are falling in number, as people either can't come on here, or are just not interested anymore.
I'm not necessarily advocating a return to hugz and cakes, but this sniping is just getting boring now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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latest was 12 years ago)
this place needs hugz and cake, sniping alone is dullthis place needs snoping, hugz and cake alone are dull.
all about the balance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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I was never really aliveIf a sockpuppet falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
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Not much, I think.Who the hell is Quint by the way? Also, how you doing, you massive quender?
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Carrying on.Need to figure out how to sort out getting a £400 suit back from the tailor's to mine using public transport and not getting mugged. Joy.
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Wear it and carry your cheap clothes?Nobody's going to mug you for the clothes off your body.
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maybe they want the Body underneath the suit?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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The wooden chest and the hundreds and hundreds of little legs?/nerd-joke
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Good ideaNo-one wearing expensive clothes is a viable mugging target
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Well that was disappointingly easyI was hoping for a spot of back-and-forth banter and oneupmanship culminating in you promising to dance around whichever pub we end up in singing the Chicken Tonight song
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Well tensions are high, CQ is a cunts hair away from a bertdown. Quentin is a tedious sock puppet cunt but quite funny on occasion. Battered is still pompous for no reason, Monty is still skint and all woe is me, Gonz has an ace new job which he was late for today, BGB is back which is shit, Barry is a whirlwind of hormones and emotions which has been thoroughly entertaining and Rswipe has been her cutting self. Apart from that business as usual. What's new your end?
Oh and I have four months off.
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Oh and I have four months off.
fuck all
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That's disappointingI was hoping that by now there'd have been at least one revolution and a few beheadings
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I know, I feel it's one of my better qualities(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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no need for that, you seem tensewhen was the last time you got lucky?
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Last night, thanks for askingI also can't help be amused that the person who just post deleted is calling me childish
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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Every time I refresh this exchange is the gift that keeps on giving
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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yeah cos deleting a dead end post is really childish, you moaning prick(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
WAAA WAAA WAAAThat's how this is sounding to me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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again with the accusations of moaning, when you're the one who moans persistently complaining about otherscontributes fuck all and thinks he has some say in how the rest of the board operates
fuck you you mumless prick
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I have an opinion, yesI don't think I have any more of a say on how this board operates than you do grasp on reality.
I contribute plenty, I discuss, I meet people at bashes, I stay friends with many of them afterwards. Others think I'm a cunt, but ah well.
Just because I don't always have the time/dole money to be on here 24/7, doesn't mean I don't contribute.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Not moaning, simply responding.Sorry to break it to you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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HappilyAn octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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:(is that the only joke you know?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=octopus+pajamas
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Not my only joke, but certainly one of my favourite(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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hopefully this will make you like meAn octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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The only thing that could possibly make me like you is for you to admit which long time poster you actually are, before riding off into the sunsetThat might work.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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maybe that rob manuel should go on one of them documentaries again to get some publicityattract new users, like
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