Fathers Day is over 100 years old
I don't celebrate it because my dad is brown bread (boohoo feel sorry for me)

And I don't expect anything from my kids because they are 1 and 4 and don't have a clue and besides little Alderaan is always drawing me cute pictures and yesterday gave me three homemade cards and two flowers she picked on the way home from nursery and they were nothing to do with fathers day.

BUT if my wife doesn't let me have a lie in, and if she doesn't make sure I at least get a steak, beer and a bit of peace and quiet on the most sacred of all sacred holidays, heads will fucking roll!

Alt. Of course there is no god. Michael Bay?

Alt Alt. I actually succeeded in my project rather than being the abject failute that I normally am because I have a dead dad and am in a loveless marriage.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Michael Bay? Michael GAY more like!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

PS who (or indeed where) is Michael Bay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Near Peter Head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Michael Bay creates monstrosities that the proles call movies
but those of us who are "in to film" see them for what they really are.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

*lowers half-moon specs*
I see....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

In his defence, not EVERY film he's been involved in has been awful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Just the ones he's directed
except Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall, that was OK
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Bad Boys and Armageddon were good films

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Armageddon was an absolute massive pile of shit
"We don't wanna pay taxes again, ever." Oh what a fucking awesome line Michael Bay, Don't wanna pay taxes? Fuck that. How much tax would they pay over the course of their life? They'd be better off asking for a wheel barrow full of hundred dollar bills with a hooker on top.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Also hahahaha
www.imdb.com/list/pOUNLxqRvfQ/
( Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

How is Uwe Boll only 23rd?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)