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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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are you all too busy shovelling food into your gobs to talk? food should bring you all back to the table
question: my boss bought me a beautiful cheese back from italy with truffles in it. what should i cook with it?

alt: one of my colleagues hates cheese. is this possible? what do you hate that everyone else seems to love? i'm going to say BACON

altalt: especially for quentin (who doesn't need to answer as we all know). have you ever been stepped? what was your misdemeanour?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:57, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I love cheese. I got stepped once.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Dont cook with cheese like that
Just eat it!

Alt:
My mate Jon hates cheese. He orders pizzas without it. WRONG!

AltAlt:
No, I'm a goody-goody
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
it's quite big
i could keep half for nomming and use half for making some kind of pasta??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
If it is a hard cheese you could shave it over some pasta
It would be a shame to cook it as this could change the flavour
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
it's all soft and squidgy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1680802
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Have a bit of it mixed in with a mushroom risotto?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Afternoon 'weird Al Yankovic'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I hate bananas
I was threatened with being stepped once and I told him to stop being pathetic and he apologised.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Wrong.
I like bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
bacon fucking mings
it smells, it's salty, chewy, fatty, rancid badness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
stinkyclitlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
you should be ashamed of your BRAIN

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I like coffee, I like tea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
....when being taken anally

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
carefully

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
taken anally prenatally
JL Bait lolz
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Afternoon all.
Put the name of the cheese on here so I can look it up. I think you might be making a food faux pas by cooking with it.

I don't like bacon in sandwiches if it's not a bacon sandwich. Bloke I work with hates Chinese food!!!!!

Alt alt: No. But I don't give a wife beating, dog raping, kiddly fiddly fuck.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
it's in the fridge
truafato or something??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Caciotta al Tartufo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
you're going to make me get up and look, aren't you?
hang on...

.... il tipici (might be the brand), formaggi al misto, tartufo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It's proper local that.
All recipes for it are in italian. It would seem less is more, i.e. pasta, butter, cheese and cream.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
yes, there is not a word of english anywhere near the packet
i was thinking a really good pasta, mushrooms and shallots, and then just stirring through some of the cheese - save the calories of the butter and cream??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I reckon you won't go far wrong with that. A bit of the pasta water ftw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Like any of us believe
Swipe would actually cook.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
i do cook!
i have even been teaching the ex to cook. i bought him his first ever wok the other week.

although the last dinner party i had, i got so smashed that i ended up passing around my laptop and telling them all to order whatever they wanted from the thai down the road...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I hope you got him a Ken HOM wok

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
this should not be funny
as it is a jeff joke. but it kind of is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
What's wrong with my jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
duuuuuuuuuuuude
what's right with them?

anyone? can anyone think of anything that is right with any of jeff's jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Well, his dogged determination to be funny in the face of overwhelming odds
shows admirable commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
they aren't mine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
wok? or mince?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Just what the fuck are you playing at buying him a fucking woki for fucks sake?
He's your ex, and you've put forward enough reasons why he's a cock, and yet you still pine after him like some dewey eyed St Bernard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
he'd bought £50 theatre tickets
the wok was £35. £15 profit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Why were you going to the theatre with him?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
You won't be saying anything that hasn't been said a thousand times before
by a dozen people and it will end with the same result.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
not sure really
we're going again this week, so i'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Forehead -> desk

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
You're basically just pissing against Niagra Falls, here.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
there is a development that my teeth are grinding about. stupid interfering friends.
i'll gaz you when you're next bored.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I know, I know.
Sometimes I just reach a breaking point and say something. I realise it's about as much use as a Rory Lyon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
i like teh rory

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
My alarm went off
al's just well jel
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I'm more worried
as to how you managed to spend £35 on a wok. It's a bit of steel with a handle.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
i thought that was cheap? stupid thing had a metal handle, so then i had to find a silicon one to go over it
it amused me that the one i found was bright pink and said "if you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen" on it.

i bought my brother a le creuset one, which was stupid money, but i LOVE their stuff. looks so good in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Fuck, no.
You can get le creuset woks? the mind boggles.

All you want is a ten quid carbon steel one and season it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
You can get a cheap but good one for a £5.
I have a Le Creuset wok. Of course.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Cheap and nasty woks don't last long
we have a le creuset one which must have been at least 30 odd quid, bu I expect it to last forever.

Plus it was a wedding present so I didn't actually pay for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
my brother's le creuset one was £130
your guest might have been a bit more generous than you thought!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I think he was being facetious.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
oh well
now he knows how much his guest valued him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I wasn't.
I just didn't know off the top of my head how much it was.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
It wasn't that much, it was probs more like 80-90.
What can I say, I have nice friends. ALso we bought some bits using vouchers that people have given us so it might not have come from just one person.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I've had the same one (well, two, one for thai, one for chinese) for about 15 years.
they both cost a tenner.

maybe I'm just lucky then. I suppose you might be justified in paying more for a non-stick one but they don't really work as well.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Yeah they do.
Ours is brilliant.

SCORE ONE TO THE SUPERFLY!!!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
You might be OK with a le crueset one as I presume it's cast iron and enamel?
the problem with cheaper ones is that you can't coat steel with teflon and aluminium makes for a rubbish wok.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
No idea, you're still wrong though
SUCK IT UP BITCH BOY!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
wrong, on the internet.
the humanity.

I'm not wrong, anyway. Le creuset stuff isn't technically non-stick, old chap.

Edit - oh, it turns out they do make non-stick stuff now. There you are.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll take that apology now.

I would like it in the form of biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
you can't put biscuits in a wok

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
You can for display purposes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
bollocks. my point still stands.
unless you spend £100 on a le crueset one, non stick woks are pish.

Anyway, I haven't got any biscuits. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I'm taking that as an apology.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
It almost is.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
The Expendables.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Best film ever.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Point = proved.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
That film is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I got stepped for being mean to a borderline socipoathic plumber.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
srsly?
Wow.

Does someone have to complain, or is this place actively modded?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I don't know
it went on for several weeks with my stealing his username and constantly posting my 7 point plan.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
WHAT DID MARIO EVER DO TO YOU????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I don't know, I hate cooking.
alt: I don't hate cheese, but it hates me. I fear I may be lactose intolerant.

altalt: No, everybody knows I'm way too nice and morally sound to engage in any behaviour that's likely to result in a stepping.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Zis ees an outreg

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Oh I know what I hate that everybody seems to love.
People.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
You work in IT
Of course you hate people
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I'd say just enjoy as is.
I've rediscovered my love for applewood cheddar, had a sandwich with that in the other day, absolutely lovely.

Alt: Peanuts, Something About Mary, Zoolander, War Of The Worlds, Titanic.

AltAlt: Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
how can you not like peanuts?
flavoured peanuts ROCK
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
They are fucking rank, and they stink.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
i refer you to KP jumbo spicy and salt and vinegar peanuts
try them.

admit you are wrong.

do penance.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I won't, as it's not just the rubs I don't like, it's the peanuts.
It won't matter what they're coated in, I still won't like them.

Avenue Q was ace, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Everyones a litte bit racist.
But you should try Reggae Reggae peanuts, they're fucking amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
If my housemate picks any up at any point, I may well do

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)
oh yeah, listen to al but not swipe
i see
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
In your FACE swipey.
Which incidentally is what dozens of men say every friday night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
:(
sometimes it's a saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Not that at all, it's just that one sounds more interesting than the ones you mentioned is all
And as such, the only person I know that buys peanuts will be more likely to buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
They're actually a mixture of peanuts and cashews with Reggae Reggae spice flavouring.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
i saw your pic on fb
BEST MUSICAL EVER

i want it to come back to the west end.

apparently the original version had a golden shower in it, but they had to censor it....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
It was fucking superb, I absolutely cracked up
The one playing Christmas Eve had a far stronger voice than I'd have expected from looking at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I'm afraid there is no such thing as a good musical. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
i normally hate musicals
but this one really does fucking rock.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
TRUTH!
Muscial = SHITE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
What about Tommy?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
OH NO! You've found a flaw in one of Monty's "Arguments." The world will surely end!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
He liked that
since he was a young boy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I don't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Titanic?
Everyone loves it? I don't know anyone who likes that who isn't a stupendous retard. Assuming you mean the film as opposed to the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Yes, the film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Winslet tits included?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
A pair of tits do not justify that abortion of cinematic horseshit.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
^^This
Plus, there are better in film.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I look on it as Di Caprio being dead
and tits.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
there was a good bit on family guy about that film
where if a blind person heard the 'i'm the king of the world' bit they'd imagine a king riding the plaent earth and going 'YEAH!'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
that was on last night

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
alt: soap operas and "reality" TV.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
It's poisonous, that cheese.
I am so big-hearted that I shall take it off your hands to protect you. Seriously, I don't mind doing this for a good pal like you. Really. I insist.

Alt: wogs*
Altalt: Of course not, I know when to lol and when to back off. Unlike CERTAIN posters who shall remain nameless *coughBatteredcough*.


*not really, I love them. Very good dancers, you know. Natural rhythm, you see., no-one likes them LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
awww thanks monty
where shall i post it to?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
1 Cardboard Box
Skint St
Whitechapel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I can collect. See you in no more than an hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Golly!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Fondue obv.
Alt; massage, crisps, peas, rugby, babies.

Alt alt; nope, good as gold me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
You can't claim you don't like massage just because nobody will actually touch you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Oh Alfred why do you have to carry on banging the same drum? It's boring.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Chillax bra, it's just banter innit?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I think he's on his period, better stand back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Heavy flow in all senses of the word

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Variety is the spice of life.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
what you talkin' bout?
i wasn't stepped, that's the point. chomnpy was all 'and now you're stepped', only i wasn't, never was

i'm fucken tony soprano round here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Fat and bald?
I thought that was Al
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Ooooo, sick burn dude
what did I ever do to you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Nothing at all
Banter innit?

Actually you lied on here about me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
did he say you weren't really a sport or a cow?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I said he was from the north east.
That kind of shit ain't tolerated.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
i had to speak to someone from bishop's auckland last week
what the fuck was so wrong with the original auckland that a bishop had to set up a new one outside newcastle?

churchy pricks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
See also:
West Auckland
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
No, I said you were a plastic Geordie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
INORITE!
Mooo
*runs fast*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I hope you bagged up gay boy.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
i'm so bored of this shit
i'm off for a menage a moi
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
What you lied to us?
I was just gonna start a save the Q campaign on FB
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
no, i'm definitely banned, i'm banned right now, as we speak
soz HH
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Ohhh that's OK then
BTW afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Hey, hows tricks?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Massive workload,
I'm taking a 15min break then getting back to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Totes feeling it bro.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Eeerrrrrrmmmmmmm??? are you being nice to me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
*Runs a mile*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
hang on, i thought you two were the same person? no?
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Why would I have a second account after all the trouble I got into the last time I tried that?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Because you're a cunt.

(althegeordie is not really a geordie, is really a virgin, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
hahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Hahahahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Wotcha Double H.
You'd have fucking loved the thing I went to on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
more father-son time with the kid?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
None of that til Aug 11th now.
It's sucks like you on Malc's cock in the stationery cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
if only, i bet his is absolutely beautiful
like the rest of him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
this made me LOL

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I had a cool weekend, did you do the Breakdance thing?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I did indeed.
There was even a dwarf graf painter. Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Turns out a producer friend of mine was at the history of rap thing same night you went

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
That was an excellent night
but Saturday trumped it. It was like a proper old skool jam, great atmosphere, just superb. I'd go to that every week if they'd do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Nice. Sounds like it beat my weekend,
I've gotta go, I need to clear my desk, that somehow piled up since I left early on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
L8RZ

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Are you saying Chompy is completely internet impotent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
not just internet impotent
i heard, and you didn't hear this from me right, he can only get it up when he thinks about his girlfriend grinding other men's poles

but that's just what i heard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
does this mean I've inadvertantly arosed psychochomp?
*does little sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
you reckon she'd grind me to climax for a fiver?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
and a packet of pork scratchings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I reckon she'd want at least £7 for you quints.
Girls got her pride you know?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
i'm not stretching to 7
she can have five and i won't look her in the eyes, final offer
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
It's not my decision Quints, but if I was her I'd take it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I've been to the gym
alt: what a skinnny idiot

altalt:I've never been stepped because I'm lovely to everyone all of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I ran 7 miles yesterday.
Don't think I'll bother going to the gym today.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I'm fucking bored of waiting for my all-clear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I'm bored of clearly fucking your all.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Oh noes!
But it feels so good!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
what you got sportscow?
udderitis?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I've got tha fackin' 'orn, Q

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
don't milk it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Cheese with truffles? Gotta be a rich pasta/cream/egg dish for the win!
Alt: I hate cold sauces especially tomato ketchup
Altalt: Never been stepped because I'm ace and not a noncing bellend
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

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