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flying ants dayAnyone else experiencing this today? Buggers get everywhere!
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits,and your forearms be too short to scratch them
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May a thousand syphilitic camelspuke into your couscous
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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HulloI thought I would stretch my legs in Off topic - seens as QOTW is no longer with us... in r hartz 4eva.
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good planyou seem an alright sort, you'll fit in well round these parts
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im ok me.ive been de-liced, and I have some sweets and chocolates for everyone.. you know - to break the ice an all.
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Nope.Had them for a couple of days about two months back. Not seen any since.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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No but there's an article on bbc news about it, you should link to it.(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
One flopped through my sunroof the other day.I spacked out and had to pull over and kill it. I hate flying bugs.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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nobut there are midges everywhere. I had 9 or 10 bites after camping at the weekend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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They're attracted by the smell of piss.You probably shouldn't have used your "cloak" as a duvet.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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I got gazzed to stop harshing out on that fucking elven cloak 8((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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clearly someone who wants to have sex with cavey in her oxfam blanket of piss(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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sanctity of the gazbox manthat's a yes then
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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really?My very own white knight
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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these things don't just happen at larpthey happen in the make believe world of frightening people on the internet world as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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damnwhy did noone warn me?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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oh, not Monty replying!makes a change
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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i just knew someone was going to post something about him the minute I typoed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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in london?!or scotland.. which is like saying you were surprised it was sunny in spain?
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there are other places than scotland and londonI was in leicestershire
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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I know ;)its just midges are more associated with hilly damp areas... mainly scotland.
Theyre horrid things :(
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Who, Scottishers?You fucken racist Dan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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Are you the vanguard of an invading QOTW army?Take this message to your fellows and be sure they heed it well... YOUR ALL GAY
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invading?or lost and wandering refugees with nowhere to go, fresh for exploitation
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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let's keep fingers crossed for a fewhot single males, eh?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Ha
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sup darth(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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Aiiiiight HartersRumours abound that we're after Greg Halford from Pompey, and Jermaine Jenas on a year's loan. Still nothing about the much-needed 20-a-year man though.
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hahahahahahahahahaa!Greg Halford?
Hmmmmm - peddled from us with rumours of a habit of sticking to the white line, KNOWWOTIMEAN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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A drug-addled mong is better than no-one SportersAnd no-one is what we've got right now. I don't mean that in the figurative or Frank Sinclair sense either.
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Yeah he's REINVENTING himself againHe's tried leather-clad protests-too-much masculine rock god and ex-closeted rock prancer in a band with a stupid name (2wo? I ask you), now he's going for coke-hoover footballer. He's going to amend the game's intrinsic homophobia from the inside out.
As it were.
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You got the collins gaz then? or did you already know this?Worst rumour ATM
"I was outside the shop this afternoon and no joke George eleboI has signed as I seen him holding the new shirt please they was another but didn't know him sorry lads"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Oh yeah I did, cheers mateEvery day's going to be like transfer deadline day around the City Ground until the window closes innit.
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www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2012/07/25/george-elokobi-fights-to-keep-wolves-place/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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Yep I know, the Irony of the deal in the club shop made me laugh(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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He'd get to them first.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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wellyou never know
/hopeless optimist
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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Some are, but im not.and Im not like those shouty sweary sexually frustrated types that made it close down either... im one of the nice ones... who enjoys idio-sillyness we all encounter day by day. Then reporting them with artistic licence and embellishment on here. :)
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You sound like exactly my sort of chap :-)You're going to get flamed to fuck
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you know what they should do, they should point the main 'QOTW' link at the top of the page to Off Topicuntil they can choose another question
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is it tomorrow you get gaz privileges back, Q?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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I can’t be arsed to read through this threadSo I’m just going to pretend that it reads Adam Ant and Midge Ure are forming a band and flying to Australia, amirite, amirite, am I?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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I'm currently on the Adam Ant diet, I'm losing loads of weight.It's quite simple really, don't chew ever, don't chew ever.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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yes, but you can't drink and can't smoke(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:41,
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Well, I've also managed to cut the offal out of my diet by simply stamping on any that I find, I find it puts me off itTonight I intend to stand on de liver.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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It's aThighslapping cruiser of a sub-thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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For 'QOTW RIP my niggah', you mean?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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Don't forget to stand on the liver
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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Unplug the juicebox(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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let's get this out of the way thenHAI BERT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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I DO NOT LIKE THIS, NOT ONE LITTLE BIT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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1. I'm too hot2. My job is annoying the fuck out of me
3. I have less than a pound to my name until midnight*
4. Who are all these fucking people?
5. I'm still too hot
6. Loads of other things
7. The Jews
*at which point I will have about a fucking pound
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE THAT YOU'D BUM ME!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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Hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hohI 'ave seen it, my leetle cherm.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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You should get Air-Con installedwww.jordon.co.uk/product/mitsubishi-srk25zj-s-inverter-compact-high-wall-heat-pump/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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If it helps you at allIt's 26oC in the lab and I appear to be slowly poaching in my own sweat.
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It does. Now I am too hot AND have a raging bone-on.THANKS, 'FRIEND'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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Pop it out to cool down the bloodlike a sort of pork thermostat.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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If floor length blue polyester scrubs and elbow length purple latex gloves is what gets you goingthen I really, really pity Lusty. Oh, and I'm still sick as a fucking dog to boot.
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Wear what you like, it's the poaching in sweat that gets *this* wolf a-howlin'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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It's soooo cool in my office, sometimes i feel i need a jumperI hope this helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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Not really, I'm already at 'maximum hate' when it comes to you, Nakie-noo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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Well at least I've achieved something today(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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You achieved this years ago.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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Cosmetic surgery should only ever be used as a last result.I think you should learn to accept your 'goals' as the size they are rather than going under the knife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Lucky you have all those dollars then innit?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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then how did you type this ^ninja cuntHOOR
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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I got paid todayHope this helps xxx
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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me too, now i jut have to wait for £2k to come out for rent and bills and I'm set for the month*cries*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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Yesterday for meI need to shuffle some of it off to savings before I spend it on frippery, gewgaws and gimcracks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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i am so hungover i feel like my eyes are melting(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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You're fucking revolting.Drinking a poo will not help at all.
FFS 'Dan dan dan'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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whats wrong with that?I thought we all do that... I mean we all dfo that dont we..
guys?
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borks...
Guys? I mean, surely i havent been....(bork)...eugh (regrets)...
OH DEAR GOD!!!!
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Dan meet Kroney, Kroney meet Dan*stands the fuck back*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM *SLURP* AM NAMAMANAM *BLORT*
NOM NOM NOM NAM NAM GOBBLE GOBBLE
yummy.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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No, faggin, a good strong gin and tonic will have her back on her feet in no time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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That sounds fucking rankI love tomatos in all of their forms apart from tomato juice, it tastes weird
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Do you have a circle K or 7/11 or kwiky Mart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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did you miss that bit up there Where you called me a ninja cunt whore?
In response to me saying I have no dollars?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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There's an area where you can make money rather than spend it thoughround the back behind the dumpsters.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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You wrote that you have no "f"then you edited, hence the NCH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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MOAR BOOZE The LOVELY kKkkkkkkkKKKkkKrrRrrRRrrRRiIIIiiiiisSSssssstTTTiiiiIIiinNNNnneeEEE!!!!!!!*Panders*
It's the only way.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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SssssssTTTTTUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ <3(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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Not quite.I'm gonna take off and drink my own weight in beatthewife.
Same end result really.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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isn't that just a welshman's evening meal?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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No.Because I didn't even MENTION Curry an arf an arf.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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ARGH!Too much work.......
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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Development have usefully changed EVERYTHING for our new upgradeand now expect the whole setup around it to change by magic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I'm not currently sporting a wide-on, no(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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you deleting cunt!I had written a witty post about de ja vu and nowit's gone forever, i hope your happy and gay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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not briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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It's like the oppersite of de ja vu, that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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as in you've never heard it before? not even just then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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It's a\chevron i don't understand Kroney, make it go away(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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perhaps we can get a doubler(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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like a beautiful double rainbow(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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