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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, let me get this right
Today a chap called Ken Oath did an epically meta post on QOTW in which he has a live tantrum at those who think trolling is a substitute for human interaction. Consequently QOTW has gone the way of Princess Di, genuinely amusing British sketch comedy (honourable nod to Horrible Histories) and Tupac but not Biggie, let's be honest.

Er... WTF?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
yes
but there's been all sorts of people going on boards they didn't used to go on, it's madness
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
i'm lost,
Where is /pig porn?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Fry me up some eggs
I'll slap them, some buttery bread and brown sauce around my cock for you
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
i don't like this.
:(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Within a week you'll be begging for the days of PENIS BACON
Off Topic does terrible things to a boy's brain
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Pssst. W. Pig here is on holiday from /talk

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
where is the "/talk" you speak of?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Second door on the left.
Off you go, they'll fucking *love* you.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Ah, the greener grass principle
Let's make the boy at home Monters. Want him to go back with stories to tell. Break out the sodomites
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Nor I.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm tempted
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Pigs in blankets is what you need

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
DISCLAIMER:
my cock is not actually bacon
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
but it does make that white sputum stuff you see on old bacon on a hotplate

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
That's 'bacon milk' (c) my brother.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Bacon milk might just have replaced cock yoghurt as my favourite spaff euphemism

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
you have to be careful around desperate fatties
could get nasty
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'll knock your teeth out with my trusty baseball bat first
No risk
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
that seems...umm....fair?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Ironically I have the words "my cock" painted on the end of said bat
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.

"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"

Etc
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Our apprentice recently "your name" and "my name" tattooed on each buttock

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
on your hard drive

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
There's a really obvious "cock" replacement sentence here
Cock your hard drive!

No...

On cock hard drive?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

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