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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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urgh
to try and test out hairstyles I uploaded a picture to a makeover site. I've not stared at my own face for so long before. It made me sad. And all the hairstyles made me look more like Miss Piggy than I already did :(
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
to try and test out hairstyles I uploaded a picture to a makeover site. I've not stared at my own face for so long before. It made me sad. And all the hairstyles made me look more like Miss Piggy than I already did :(
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
all makeover businesses are designed around making you feel bad abkut yourself
So that you spend more on "essential products". Or you may actually be a troll faced harridan, I'm not sure.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
So that you spend more on "essential products". Or you may actually be a troll faced harridan, I'm not sure.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
well, in that case, woukd you like to buy this amazing new cream ive invented to cure all those things?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
We need to focus on the positive...
Can you give me something to work with here?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Can you give me something to work with here?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Ok, ok, give me a minute...
This profile should pretty much write itself.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This profile should pretty much write itself.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This certainly sounds like the wonder, cure-all cream Cavy has been waiting for.
Cavy, send WP all your money, quick.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Cavy, send WP all your money, quick.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Hang on a minute...
You ought to find out how much of this cream is made up of WP's own bodily fluids.
Or are you not fussed about that sort of thing?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
You ought to find out how much of this cream is made up of WP's own bodily fluids.
Or are you not fussed about that sort of thing?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
It's a jungle out there Tangles.
If you want 'da dollar' you gotta put 'da hours'.
Blood.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
If you want 'da dollar' you gotta put 'da hours'.
Blood.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
But 'Fuck dat' and also 'shit'
How are you, apart from overworked?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
How are you, apart from overworked?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I slept last weekend, so all is good.
I think - bar bank holidays - I've had less than 10 days off in the last 14 months.
The curse of 'no work, no pay'.
But I'm good (although in need of a bit of a holiday).
Yourself?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I think - bar bank holidays - I've had less than 10 days off in the last 14 months.
The curse of 'no work, no pay'.
But I'm good (although in need of a bit of a holiday).
Yourself?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I've had considerably more time off than that this year.
What with paternity leave, annual leave and unpaid time off, I've barely worked a full week.
All things considered I am pretty good right now.
I will be turning 36 in under an hour and I am celebrating this by having the remainder of the week off. Combined with a bank holiday and having the following Friday off, this means I am doing three days on, five days off, three days on.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
What with paternity leave, annual leave and unpaid time off, I've barely worked a full week.
All things considered I am pretty good right now.
I will be turning 36 in under an hour and I am celebrating this by having the remainder of the week off. Combined with a bank holiday and having the following Friday off, this means I am doing three days on, five days off, three days on.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Sounds like a nice break.
I'm planning on taking a couple of weeks off over the next couple of months, there are some courses I want to do.
If time allows, I might have a week of doing next to fuck-all as well.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I'm planning on taking a couple of weeks off over the next couple of months, there are some courses I want to do.
If time allows, I might have a week of doing next to fuck-all as well.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
that's not a thing that's wrong with my face
that's a thing wrong with my very being. There ain't no cream for that
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
that's a thing wrong with my very being. There ain't no cream for that
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Cavy has changed.
She used to appreciate some slightly sarcastic pandering.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
She used to appreciate some slightly sarcastic pandering.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Maybe if she did find a man with the same attitude, he'd make her happy.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
what you have to do is figure out your hair type and face shape
then look for styles that will suit it. You can only work with what you've got.
For example, my hair is fine and curly, and my face is square. A google search for suitable hairstyles brings up lots of Meg ryan and Charlize Theron.
Find a good local salon and go for a consultation. If they're very good, they won't charge you.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
then look for styles that will suit it. You can only work with what you've got.
For example, my hair is fine and curly, and my face is square. A google search for suitable hairstyles brings up lots of Meg ryan and Charlize Theron.
Find a good local salon and go for a consultation. If they're very good, they won't charge you.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Seems like she's fucked off now, anyway.
So, how are you? Can I do anything for you, Jeff?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)
So, how are you? Can I do anything for you, Jeff?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I'm good thanks b3th.
You could tell me how the job hunt in going.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
You could tell me how the job hunt in going.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
And if you have a stupid hair type like mine
there is next to bugger all you can do with it.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
there is next to bugger all you can do with it.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Not true.
Your hair is thick and curly. Keep it shorter with layers, and you'll be fine.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Your hair is thick and curly. Keep it shorter with layers, and you'll be fine.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Yes but you can't really have an interesting style
you can have 'short and curly' or 'long and curly'. Or 'really short and poofy'. I have experimented with all of these.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)
you can have 'short and curly' or 'long and curly'. Or 'really short and poofy'. I have experimented with all of these.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I meant more that I can't see something in a magazine
take it to the salon and go 'Yeah, I want something like that'...because it'll just be curly. Shorter, or longer, still curly.
I don't think I'd look good with a mo.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
take it to the salon and go 'Yeah, I want something like that'...because it'll just be curly. Shorter, or longer, still curly.
I don't think I'd look good with a mo.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
But you have a lovely shaped face
so you could carry off lots of different styles.
*lezzes up*
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)
so you could carry off lots of different styles.
*lezzes up*
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)
People with curly hair always seem to wish that they had straight hair
Whereas those with straight hair long for curls.
The fact is no one else notices or cares about your hair as much as you do.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Whereas those with straight hair long for curls.
The fact is no one else notices or cares about your hair as much as you do.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
You're just looking for problems now.
Take up another instrument or something.
Focus on something interesting that you can change, rather than your hair.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Take up another instrument or something.
Focus on something interesting that you can change, rather than your hair.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
I don't have the room!
well, maybe for a recorder or something. But who wants to play the recorder?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:40, Reply)
well, maybe for a recorder or something. But who wants to play the recorder?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Maybe not a soprano recorder, but bass recorders are well cool.
Not cheap, mind.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Not cheap, mind.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:44, Reply)
When I was in my twenties I used to worry about what my hair looked like.
Then I realised that was stupid.
Once I stopped caring about what it looked like, it started to look alright.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Then I realised that was stupid.
Once I stopped caring about what it looked like, it started to look alright.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I can't really argue with this, seeing as I appear to have waded into a discussion about hair with girls.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)
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