Hospital radio is redundant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19270013
Thoughts? What do you think is redundant in our modern age? Vinyl records? Phones with cables?
Alt, I'm starting college next week, any advice for mature students? Other than the obvious "fuck off"?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:47, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

seriously guys i did this once as a joke
you've taken it too far now, i know you might have never seen it before but this shit was all over myspace years ago

stop it now
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Plus the 'flashing imagery' isn't good for him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I did have a picture that flashed saying "I hope you have epilepsy"
but I probably shouldn't show that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You can. I don't have photosenstive epilepsy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

bigassmessage.com/1c1bb
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

That's the one, I would link to my original post but search is fucked again.
B3th probably ate it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

So how much for the cat?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

you want to pay battered for pussy?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I bought a violin last night so, yeah, I'd say hospital radio has just become redundant.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Always follow the female students home
and then stand weeping and masturbating in their front gardens.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

*takes notes*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Try not to be the lonley old man sat at the bar after college dispensing aged wisdom to the youngsters and constantly referencing that whilst you're old enough to be their grandad you're still a demon in the sack whilst dribbling at the sixteen year olds
they'll all be making wanker signs behind your back
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

The voice of experience?
Morning Rory, how are you?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Haha yes !
And by that I mean no, I managed to finish post grad by twenty eight and don't really have to return to some crap college to do an extended gcse in filling in my 1986 mexico world cup panini sticker book aged fifty cos I've got fuck all better to do
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Always try to become 'facebook friends' with every single person on your course
and then constantly contact them all about 'all going out somewhere'. Do this several times a day to ensure maximum popularity. Referring to the group as 'guys' is also strongly advised.

Sample message:
'Hi guys!!!!! Just trying to get a mad-style posse together for some serious drinking down the SU bar next Thursday???? It's 'student comedy nite' which should be a real laugh!!! Who's with me???? I'm only as old as the woman I feel - Jenny, I'm looking at you here!!!!!!! Just joking!!!!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It's like you wrote Skins and Fresh Meat all on your own.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

You forgot to include Hollyoaks.
I fucking loathe that programme.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Don't be a dick to the other students
and you'll be alright.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Also make homebrew and you'll be popular.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Like me

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

You've sold that really well to him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Guess how many people I had a face to face conversation with this weekend?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

3.
Is that warm or cold?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

That's bang on.
Housemate, housemates girlfriend and checkout monkey in waitrose.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

To be fair I was pretty ill.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Thanks for the sympathy guys.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Stick to the solitary drinking of homebrew.
It'll so help with the liver problems.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

2

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I don't, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

You would if I sold you my homebrew for 36p a pint.
I worked out that's how much it costs me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Ok then sell me some and we'll test that theory.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I might bring some down for your birthday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You should definitely do this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

"All the drinks were brown ... "
(and the skies were grey, obv)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

(c) me, fucking ages ago IIRC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

That was my recollection. Have you recovered from the experience yet?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

If he started saving now, he could have a half by next Easter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

as it's september
does anyone want to know what this month's phrase on my calendar is?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

September
'To be treated with Kid gloves'
meaning to literally be handled with gloves made of baby goat skin. Kid gloves were considered to be the finest of their day and only used for handling the most precious and delicate of items in a household.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That is both entertaining AND informative.
Who said learning can't be fun?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

want to know something interesting about cockatiels?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Of course!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

well it's all birds really
male birds don't have a penis, but their testes grow by 100s of times their size during mating season (similar happens to the ovaries of the females) and to mate they touch cloacas, sometimes only for one second, but it's enough for the sperm to get through
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

This is dynamite stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i'm spent

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i only researched cockatiel penises cos tricky's got hair like a cockatiel
and louise was interested to know how small their penises are
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i thought louise was the truth fairy?
how can you confuse us like this?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

i'll be honest with you here
there is no louise
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

We lose 17 million socks in the washing machine every year?
Bollocks. How can they possibly make that kind of claim? I fucking hate "facts" like that.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Who are "they"?
And why do they calculate this?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Good question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

'According to research carried out by the National Society of Sock Retailers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

It's a conspiracy, Montz

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I blame the 'I-jew-minati'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Alright David Icke?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Tony B-LIAR, etc

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

population of roughly sixty million
most of us will lose a sock in the washing machine this year, they probably did a survey, but even so i don't like those numbers
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I don't like it
I don't like it at all
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i usually find my lost socks have accidentally got stuck inside my duvet covers

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

That's the jizz acting all gluelike.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'm not convinced any has ever lost a sock in a washing machine
they're just attention socking
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

YEAH!
Also, maybe they're not losing socks. Maybe the washing machine is finding socks and leaving them as a gift for the family.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Like a rotating cat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Yes please, if you've got one spare

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Speak to Battered

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

what way up do a cat land if it's inside a washing machine when it falls?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Good question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Don't be a life failure and hope that adding some irrelevant letters after your name will make you employable
Mature Students are cock jockeys end of.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

You talk an awful lot of bollocks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Your an awful lot of bollocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I had heard if you punch him he vomits on you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

This is torture
"Hi guys,

There are a few packets of cookies from my holiday in France in the usual place. Please help yourselves."

The usual place is the end of my desk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

oh man, he got you those famous french cookies
don't be so sour
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Flip the desk over in rage.
Then wank on the biscuits. Won't happen again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

yeah, the inmates of abu gharib and guantanamo bay send their sympathies
prick
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I don't understand what makes this torturous
Eat the fucking cookies
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

fat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Pah, fuck that
I'd rather enjoy food for the rest of my life than be skinny and miserable.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)

speaking of skinny and miserable
fancy some gossip?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Boy, do I!
dish!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Did you just hit a cymbal?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I'm always hitting something or other
The law of averages says that occasionally a cymbal will get in the way
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

right well
joe and kev hired a new telesales girl for our new company last month, Allison.

Allison's skin-ny-as-fuck and got a bit of a rat face, BUT Malc fancied the pants off her. Right?
Well, Malc flirted with her outrageously for the couple of weeks she was here, despite the fact she has a boyfriend, is a recent divorcee, and malc's got a girlfriend too. Right?

So anyway, malc ramped up his charm offensive, sent her some flirtatious texts and whatnot, there's even a little love note on the whiteboard next to her desk with TWO kisses on it. Right?

Except Allison hasn't been into work since. She's booked off 4 weeks sick due to 'anxiety', totally fucked us over because she was our first new employee.

Turns out her boyfriend saw the texts, fucked her shit RIGHT UP, and won't let her back to work. Ummmmmmmmm!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Woah, seriously?
That's pretty mental
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

indeed it is
we don't know if anything more than flirting happened, but they both stayed late in the office when everyone else was gone, and there was a sticky patch on the corner of my desk.

ok, the sticky patch was from my choux bun, but still
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Choux buns make me moist
Just sayin'
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

i pretended i was a tiny man eating a giant profiterole
it was the best day of my entire life
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I'd give Malc a right bollocking for that shit right there.
Or make him pay her 4 weeks wages.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

malc's kind of not really an intern, he doesn't make money, we just cover his expenses
he won't be coming over to the new company now
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah, but it's proving that Malc is directly responsible, isn't it?
And even if the company got any kind of 'evidence' that he was to blame, he could contest it. But you're right...Malc's a prick, and needs to be taken down a peg or two.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

fortunately, malcolm is not an employee

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Writing a love note on a whiteboard to another member of staff in an office
Would get you into shit here, probably formal disiplinary even if there wasn't a complaint.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Sure
Depends on the nature of the note, but fair enough.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

something along the lines of it "not being the same here without her xx"

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I guess Malc's character adds to the whole thing
For instance, if another girl wrote that, it probably wouldn't have been treated so seriously.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

we're not a very serious office, malc's not going to get a bollocking as he isn't staff
he's always been a naughty boy, and he knows now that because of his misbehaviour he's pissed us off and won't be getting a job next year.

Allison was ridiculous at telesales, she was pulling in 2-3 appointments per day, compared to most girls not geting that each week
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Ah well, hopefully he's realised what he's done and won't do it again
Feel sorry for the girl though.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

me too, apparently she was in an abusive relationship before
so malc's just made her life much more difficult than it needed to be. Still, she encouraged it and is old enough to know better.

That fucking malc though, eh? what a prick, he's done similar with tracey, sasha and a girl at a company we do a lot of business with. i don't think he got anywhere with any of them, but still.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

it's like you are working in The Office!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Unfortunately I have a good friend that (I believe) is a bit like Malc while at work
I'm amazed that he's still there. That being said, the girls he works with have a combined IQ of 46, so I don't think the phrase 'sexual harrassment' would ever occur to them. Doesn't make it ok of course.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)

oh Baldmonkey.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Pfft
I said "work"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Amen.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I do enjoy food
If I fast for two days a week I can eat like a fucking pig the rest of the time. That's the dream, baby.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Sensible

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

How do you fast?
and don't just say "don't eat"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

a day with 600 calories for men
weetabix in the morning, apple for lunch, chicken breast and peas this evening for me. Lots of water.

To be honest I don't know if I can hack it, but it seems worth a try given the benefits. www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19112549
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

That is the biggest most spastic lump of utter fucking shite since Racelswipe last wrote on this board.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Yeah, those scientists, eh? What do they know?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I must agree with Mr Badger here.
What a stupid way to eat.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

What's wrong with smaller portions and no snacks?
And, you know...a bit of exercise? Even a brisk 30 minute stroll every day will make a difference over time.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Exercise? Smaller portions, and cut down on snacking?
My God, you'll be advocating limiting the Doners and Curly Wurlies next.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Look, I'm not saying it's not radical
But it's worth a try, right?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Well, in the case of what you're trying, absolutely fuck all since they've not done any trials whatsoever
the 5:2 idea is entirely based on conjecture with no evidence to support it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Also, that is almost to the letter a perfect example of a "science" article that contains no fucking science at all
Where is the evidence of peer reviewed published articles? There is only one "scientist" mentioned and no details of how they are qualified, the article starts by talking about fasting then immediately jumps to talking about growth hormone.

Seriously, it couldn't be more wishy washy if it was written by Gillian McKeith in a fucking laundry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Whenever The Sun publishes "scientific" stuff,
it's always "boffins" who come up with the facts. This sounds on a par with that nonsense.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Hi Doctor Nick!
Y'know, from that programme.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

it's not exactly clear cut,
there are some hilarious inconsistencies between studies that should be quite similar. Many of the early studies of mice and primates frequently used to justify this compared calorie restricted animals to animals free to eat as much feed as possible rather than a set higher number of calories, and those feeds were garbage as they assumed calories ar calories whatever is in there.

I wouldn't base my life around something on the bbc website, considering how many other science articles on there are just nonsense
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Meh
I can certainly benefit from being more aware of what I eat. I'm giving it a go, I shall see what it does for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I guess you could do it as LARP diet and go to asda once a week wearing only a dirty loin cloth and a spear

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Asda? You pleb
I do my hunter-gathering in Sainsburys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)

waitrose right here
fuck you
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

£81 on a week's food shopping this weekend
i live alone.

fuck you.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I walk to and from work
so usually pop in for about £15 worth two or three times a week on the way home. Never got the hang of the "weekly shop".

I know someone who does a big cook on a Sunday and a Wednesday their meals for the entire week as that way they can e.g. cook a load of mince and then make chili and bolognese and curry without having a pack of greying meat sitting in the fridge. Way too organised for me though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

you've obviously never had your fingernails pliered out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Not lately

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Easily arranged.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Do you have your own pliers?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Yes. Stored in my shed of course.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I wonder how much it contributes to weight loss.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Makes eating crisps harder.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Ouch

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)