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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If C3PO and V.I.N.C.E.N.T. had a fight
how sore would you be after wanking over the potential make-up sex?

You dirty dirty robot fuck wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 7:59, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't really find robots sexually arousing.
Can I watch Tilda Swinton fight a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:05, Reply)
driven by Lennox Lewis

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:06, Reply)
What about Lewis off of Robocop
fighting Annie Lennox
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Not enough wheels,
Set them on the back of a moving flatbed, and by golly I'll be blind by tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Alright then
Lewis and Lennox, scrapping in Benny Cab
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:26, Reply)
NOW THATSA SPICY MEATABALLA!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I've got a hankering for a burger king
Given that it's only half eight, does that make me a fat prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)
+more of

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:39, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)
i might go across to tick tock and get "a greasy bap"
Full English breakfast bap, deep fried in batter.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)
You're joking!
Man, that sounds heinous. How does it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)
incredibl
Y bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Yeah, I bet
I've heard that in Scotland you can get a deep fried pizza. I mean...what's the point? Isn't that just taking two things and ruining them both?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)
when i was in Chamany working in one of the resort kitchens,
They had these huge double fryers. One morning before they were due to be cleaned we battered and fried almost everything we could find. Didn't really improve any food to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)
I had banana fritters the other day for the first time in years
they were damn fine. Bit of maple, scoop of ice cream...GET IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)
you know this whole fat thing we've been trying to tackle...

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Yes. What's your point?
I'm making corned beef hash for tea...any tips of something magical I can throw in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)
never really done corned beef hash.
Um, red onion is always a good counterpoint to beef if you fry it, the sweetness really brings out the meat, or spring onion. It's a simple dish, I wouldn't do much to it, it'll be too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I still masturbate heavily over Muffit, and sometimes Tweeky as well

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:13, Reply)
C3PO isn't even in my top 5 robots.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:24, Reply)
*chuckles*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:27, Reply)
Does R2-D2 know about this??
thought him and C3PO had something going?

Would have thought due to the size difference they'd have trouble getting their ports aligned.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)
C3PO isn't gay. he's just highly strung
and I don't know where you got the idea that R2D2 is *makes limp-wrist gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:30, Reply)
The way they bicker all the time they must be married

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:39, Reply)
I'm married and I'm not gay

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Thinking about it, how do you know both of them are male?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)
See? Now you're getting it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Having watched Star Wars as a child I think I know the answer to this question
a) They are robots
b) They are fictional robots
c) You're an idiot

Hope this helps
x
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)
i like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Reply to pointless post is pointless.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is the only robot that could ever give me the horn

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:29, Reply)
who is that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Dunno. Found it on google images.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)
you were googling for robot porn?
You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Better than the anal prolapse granny porn you search for.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Tidy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:39, Reply)
would

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)
i'm not convinced either of those 2 images are robots.
Cyborgs maybe, but robots? No.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Aren't they just reasonably attractive young women pretending to be robots?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)
These people are FOOLS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)
It's like their knowledge of cybernetics is fundamentally flawed or something.
Has the paralympics taught them NOTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)
you know what boyce,
I'm starting to think these people might not be the robot scientists that they claim to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)
She's a Terminator, what does that count as?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Nice mouseover

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Thanks.
Right, I'm off to the airport. Laters, losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)
See if you can find a gentleman to help you test the sturdiness of the baby changing tables

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Seeya

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)
If 7-Zark-7 took Orak up the USB-hole
THEN I'd be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)
robo-perv

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Speaking, how may I help you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Does this smell funny to you?
*presents*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)
*smells the cheese*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)
It smells like sugar puffs
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)
asparagus works extremely quickly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Thank you Doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)
always with the obscure with you ain't it.
Morning Boyce, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:43, Reply)
I'm really rather good thanks. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Still got a cold,
Had a shitty day yesterday, but today is looking good so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)
It is only right that all new technology should be utilised as masturbatory aids in some way.
Sorry, what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:43, Reply)
why you have AIDS.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Morning, Britsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)
gid moaning
I have the day off. Let's hope my employers don't go into meltdown in my absence.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)
FINGERS CROSSED!!!!
Day off for any reason?

Wanted to rearrange your cufflinks or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)
I am having some ancient vinyl tiles taken up and removed
And a decorator quoting me on my hallway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)
*Ancient vinyl fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)
these contain asbestos.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
So a decorator will be saying things you've already said, but in your hallway?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)
+ dressed in turquoise overalls.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
So there's a decorator
stood in your hallway saying "Chicks dig me" over and over again?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)
better that than just parrotting qotw quotes, rite?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)
*squawks*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/cartoon/2012/aug/31/1#zoomed-picture
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Stephen Collins is the best thing to happen to The Guardian on Saturdays since Grace Dent left The Guide.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)
WHO WILL CHECK THE CHLORINE LEVELS!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
UNAUTHORISED DUCKING AND BOMBING HAS BEEN TAKING PLACE
AND THREE FLOATS ARE MISSING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Battered has taken up surfing.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)
fucking hell shambles, that's some sexy shit right there.
I'd like johnny 5 to join in, perhaps they could have a sort of robo daisy chain.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)
What the fuck is a V.I.N.C.E.N.T?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Oh. That.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)
It's like D*A*R*Y*L but it can paint

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Is that the one who sings with O.A.T.E.S?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I really like that 'I can't go for that' one.
Genuinely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)
from the film The Black Hole
m.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Yeah, I realised I should google it before someone told me to. I'm surprised that hasn't happened already.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Well, for the sake of completeness
lmgtfy.com/?q=who+is+v.i.n.c.e.n.t
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)
That didn't help at all, you fat prick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
oh hats :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I dunno will Vincent bring pizza and a sock?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

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