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new thread o'clockwhat's your biggest pet peeve or bugbear?
alt: what was the last thing that made you LOL??
altalt: lunch???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:48,
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a jedi knocking some shit over.man, that's making me lol right now just thinking about it.
have you not starved to death yet?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:49,
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no such luckthere's at least 30 stone of lard to get through first
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50,
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I've seen your pic, ugly yes, fat, a bit.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53,
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i think this may be the nicest thing you've ever said to megenuinely, i think it really is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53,
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we can get gonz to play his violin at the ceremony(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56,
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something nice I hope."I can do shopane for you. Here, can I have a go on her? I promise I won't look, just a clinical quickie."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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He can cater toodo you some nice qwahsontz stuffed with oboejean.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01,
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ooh, and some cannonbear in a bagit!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:02,
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I love that crazy sex pest.pepe le jew.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:03,
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sigh sigh sympathy replythis morning it's people who chew or cough with their mouths open
alt: a text from my brother
altalt: meal replacement bar (nut fudge today, yum) and water
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:49,
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You get bummed instead of eating?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:09,
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Chompy's posted a new thread too.Now we will see WHO IS THE MOST POPULAR
*Rocky theme*
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Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50,
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oh ffshasn't that fatfaced spastic died yet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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2 things:1. people who constantly go on about their weight and their craps diets (lol)
2. noisy eaters. If you genuinely cannot eat without making hideous noises then you should eat in the garage.
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My biggest pet peeve of bugbear is EVERYTHING except cats.alt: dunno, something somebody said or something
altalt: So far today I've eaten a Dairy Milk bar, a packet of crisps and a doughnut. I believe somebody's put a box of samosas in the break out room, too. Lunch is of secondary concern, today.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:55,
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Vitamins are always of secondary concern.I need protein to replenish my manwhore/sock-wanking jizz banks.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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this would be a sound jizz argumentif it weren't for the chronic lack of protein in doughnuts, crisps and chocolate...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01,
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says the woman currently surviving on Evian.Oh, sorry, I've got to go, my irony-o-meter is completely fucking jammed up with spoons for some reason.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:02,
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i'll jam you with spoons if you aren't lovely to me as normal(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:03,
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yeah, well, doing silly woo diets then, woman.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:04,
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is this missing a verb like "quit" or "stop"?otherwise i don't get it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:08,
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Well spotted.It's actually a random series of words due to me having been at work for just over 55 hours this week already and it's not even lunchtime on friday yet.
And several of those hours yesterday seemed to involved assisting an armed response team in the location and detaining of one of our students within the building. Which was fun.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:10,
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apparently threatened to shoot someone.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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I believe he means for you to replace the phrase "surviving on Evian" with the phrase "doing silly woo diets".
HTH! HAND!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:10,
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I wish I'd thought of that.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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I'm quite the parsermy rates are very reasonable.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:13,
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i see your interpretationbut i choose to reject it, ner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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To be fair, it's not that much lovelier than the original(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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yeah, I knew I shouldn't have been such a cheapskate.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:06,
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Last night, dinner with the inlawsI offered to split the bill and they suggested we pay for the wine and they would pay for the rest, which is a nice gesture, but for some reason it annoys me, if you want to buy someone dinner, buy them dinner, to get them to put an arbitrary amount in seems odd.
They then started questioning the bill which was a bit embarrassing.
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sit down for thisbut.... i TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01,
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So when we go out for our hot date I expect you to pick up the tabbut I might buy you a coffee on the way home if you're nice.
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are you going to the sep bash?i might actually buy you a pint. because i hear you're a cheap date.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:04,
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No, I'm running a half marathon in Bristol the next dayso I shall be staying with CHCB and Clenders and Captain V and Crackhouseceilidhbaby.
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I won't even fucking bother askingI'll get filthy pink shit again if I get anything.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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hahaha i had forgotten about bristoldidn't we even make you go and get a round of it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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why does that mean i can't blame someone else?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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Caution: Lawyer at Work(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:38,
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HAHA!You must be gutted, she professes to like you and yet she won't get you a drink, but me, whom she actively despises, she'll fill up with beer until the cows come home.
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She goes out of her way to give me the worst hangovers in the universe.It's more of a love/hate thing, really. I should probably marry her.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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hang onwhen did i EVER profess to like him?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:24,
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sssshdon't spill the details of our sordid association like semen on a duvet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:36,
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Or...it's a way of allowing you to contribute something while still mostly paying, thus not indirectly suggesting you're a povvo.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:03,
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maybe, but i think after a certain age when everyone has a job etcit's a bit odd. either take it in turns or split the bill equally, don't split it randomly. it would be different if there were loads of people there, so the alcohol bill was much higher than the food.
i always find it a bit odd at our age when someone wants to get the calculator out at a meal. unless they've not been drinking or the other person had something much more expensive, just split it, man! my friend's husband mike actually once refused to put in £20 on the basis that theirs had only come to £18... he has been known as "pike" ever since...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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Even if people aren't drinking alcohol, most soft drinks will be as expensive as an alcoholic drink so unless they only had water, they will still be racking up a fair amount.
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Oh I hate him too.But mainly because he's friends with swipe and is therefore obviously a cunt.
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he ain't no friend of minehe married my friend. now i hardly see her!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16,
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his other classic was when they went to france with another couple who are friends of minethe other lad didn't speak any french, so pike ended up taking a 50 euro note off him to pay the bill - it was only about 10 euros, as they'd just had hotdogs. guess whose pocket the 40 euros change went into?? my friend's bloke didn't say anything at first, because he didn't want to embarrass him, and assumed it was a mistake. but no.
next stop was for beers. pike paid out of the 40 euros..... THEN gave it back. he's unbelievable.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:15,
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quite often i'll have had the veggie option and been drivingso mine is a bit cheaper, but i would always just say split it. it's going to be about £2 difference, between friends, and doubtless if you added up every single meal and drink you'd ever had together, it would come out at 50/50. it's so annoying.
"well, my lasagne was £15.50 and your stew was £14.85, but then you had a side dish of carrots at £1.75"... urrrgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:11,
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The only time it's really worth it is if someone just had a mainwhile everyone else had starters and desserts too.
That said, I once went for a birthday meal and the food was shit, the service was shit, I hardly drank anything and some other people must have been getting shots and loads of beers and I ended up paying about £50 for a really awful meal. But I still paid, I just complained to the mrs about it on the way home.
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me toomy posh friend's cunt rah mates kept ordering champagne and i was driving. but for a birthday meal, you don't want to be That person, you just cough up and fume in silence.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16,
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I think in that situation you're justified in saying fuck off.(
Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:18,
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Seems a bit odd.They should die dog or shite the licence really.
Alt alt, vegi-meatballs, which seems a contradiction in terms. Surely vegi- balls?
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What?Seriously, what the fuck did what you just write actually mean?
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Sorry, just seen your comment."Die dog or shite the licence", is an Irish term for choose one option, or another. To not sit on the fence.
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Oh Bear Pookie, we all like a lunchtime pintBut really it is too early to be this drunk.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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Haha, I wish I had the origional of this so I can make it spit out some code and make poeple at work lol.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:30,
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seriously, bees into what, now?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:13,
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The sad thing is you've only just woken up and your polyester bedwetting sheet is still stuck to youbad internet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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this also made me LOLyou guys are on fire today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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bear pookie the befuddled middle aged man with unrestricted access to the internet is a sad sighthe's like that bloke down the park with piss all down his trousers and a dazed expression
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:27,
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maybe they were hoping to draw your attention to the alcoholism that is tearing your family apart(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:10,
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Not having any sun in the summer till September...Last LOL - animalsbeingdicks.com/post/14508930044/purrkour CAC btw
Lunch will be the leftover chicken in a sandwich from my awesome beercan chicken BBQ the other evening full nomage. I'm already excited about the Chorizo sausages I'm grilling tonight too :P
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b3tz, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01,
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That's funnyTo be fair to the cat, you can see his back legs slipping as he pushes off. Clearly underestimated the shininess of the windowsill.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05,
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Monty's obvious love for meAlt: Me walking in front of a cyclist trying to jump the lights who had to hit the anchors and very nearly went over the handlebars.
Alt: Fish n' chips.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:09,
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As a cyclist myself, I love walking infront of cyclists that are trying to jump lights or run through pelican crossings when I'm walking.Actually I like walking in front of cars at pelican crossings too, but you have to be more careful with them.
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I like walking in front of pelicans.It's almost a full-time hobby.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16,
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ImpolitenessSaying please and thank you. Holding a door open for people, etc.
Alt:
Chris in work ringing a taxi company when trying to ring the opticians.
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Ham sandwich on tiger bread.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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yeah, it really fucks me off when people say please and thank you.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:13,
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well, since you asked so nicely.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:25,
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Alt: sounds like he should have called Specsavers hahaha lol(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:52,
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most things fuck me right off.Alt- Father Ted, last night.
Alt alt- in a bit. Prob a sandwich.
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that's a pretty broad topic right therewhat KIND of sandwich?
if i could have a sandwich right now it would be.... a hot baguette with garlic roasted mushrooms, onions and goats cheese, drizzled with pesto.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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why? no offence but that sounds pretty horrific. tomatoes make bread soggy and cheese rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:26,
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yes...It is entirely reasonable to base an assessment of someone's character on their choice of sandwich.
Prick.
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yes...because he was being entirely serious by that remark and it was no way bassed on other factors; such as being a witless spastic.
You tuna sandwich.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:41,
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I like how I'm making him log out and then in againjust to reply to my comments on his reply despite his wish to ignore me.
It's the kind of thing a witless spastic would do.
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says the man logging out, commenting and logging back in again.Is this irony? Please go to Wikipedia and look this up for me.
Thanks bbz.
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Well, no it isn't irony. But given that you put me on ignore it does indicate a certain amount of you being a massive retardAlso, you're a colossal hypocrite.
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Hang onIf someone's got you on ignore, you can't reply to their posts, can you? I mean, even if you log out and log back in again?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:51,
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Board bugYou log out, write your reply, click post, it'll tell you you can't post as guest and ask you to log in, you do so and it posts your message.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:54,
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DammitI missed a trick there. I could have fucked Quentin's posts right up, if he hadn't spectacularly flounced.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:55,
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So tell us b3th, what is the secret mod insider info on Q-bert's flounce?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:57,
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I have no idea.I'm not in any secret mod gang, you know.
I'm like the ginger haired stepkid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:58,
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Couldn't you make up some lies for our entertainment?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:00,
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Did it turn out that quintin was bert?I totally called that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:03,
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not officiallybut it's always been a suspicion
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:05,
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There's always a bert suspicion about anyone that joins b3ta.I'll tell you one thing though - the two accounts had different registration emails. The truth fairy was Lucy something, and Quentin was Dave something.
Odd.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:08,
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You'd have to have a separate email address to set up a second account.I suspect that he was neither Lucy nor Dave.
Although I did like the idea that the 'Quentin' account was being used by more than one person.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:14,
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thank you for revealing confidential information about Gary and Louise's active b3ta accounts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:17,
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but none of those people worked at his multi-million pound businessweird
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:33,
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*writes MUG on his forehead in fountain pen*M U G, It spells MUG, 'cus you're a Mug, and now everyone will know what you are.... you mug.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:53,
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I reckon its when you see on the telly americans who whoop and hollar, or they use words that should be way outside their vocabulary like "Thats Ignorant" to mean "u r thick". With the wooping and hollaring, if I was on stage doing my thing, whatever that might be, and suddenly someone is like "WOOOP WOOOOP DAMN MAN, HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA WOOP WOOP U GO MAN", I would stop suddenly, even if I'm doing the violin bit on Goo Goo Doll's Iris which might be done on the chellow, and I would say "Ok, everyone is looking at you now, you've stolen my attention and the attention of my audiance. Now what?".
Don't get me wrong, I don't want the reaction to go the other way, like the japanese, but I think the rest of the western world has got it right.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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I have a prawn'n'pasta layer salad from Waitrose.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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I'm going up the road for lunch laterI might try a slice of pizza from the new place opposite the college.
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I donno that one, haven't been further than New Barnet (in that direction) in yonks and yonks.You gotta try out the little turkish supermarket near Budgins. Their fruit and meat are well good.
That bakery opersite the prince of wales does a mean lunch too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:02,
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I was just thinking about that this morning as I left the houseI'm away this weekend, but I'll try and check it out next weekend.
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You won't regret it, where as the supermarkets treat flat peaches as the expensive/delux ones, to him they're what they actually are - mishappen cheap ones.Ditto with what I swear is mo[something] cherries, proper black and plump.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:06,
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Yup, but they're pretty good.I wish I thought of it actaully, they would have been well good on the BBQ the other week.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:11,
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Yes, one appreciates a bit of reverent silence to practise one's art during sex."Shut up moaning. You're putting me off my stride!"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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I try to be quiet, so I don't wake them up.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:57,
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People who sniff constantly.I keep wanting to offer them tissues, just so they'll blow their fucking nose and stop cunting sniffing.
See also people who mouth breathe like a fat bird at a burger van.
And pretty much everything else that other people do. I'm a right misanthrope, me.
Alt: something twee and cute that my dog did this morning. One of those 'you had to be there (and be even vaguely interested)' kind of things.
So, anyone know a good USB wifi adapter that works with Windows 7 64bit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:50,
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Having a runny nose is really annoyingespecially if it just keeps going even when you've blown your nose. If someone has blown their nose and then has to sniff a bit for a while before blowing it again, I think you should let them off.
If there is no attempt at nose blowing, then the offer of a tissue is justified. If someone offered me a tissue when I had a runny nose I'd be quite grateful.
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Yeah, I meant just generally.Sniffing every minute instead of actually blowing your nose. It's just annoying.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:53,
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There's no need to get...SNIFFY ABOUT IT!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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I'm pretty sure they all would, what device do you have that has Win 7 but _not_ a wifi?When it doubt, when it comes to networking, netgear all the way.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:04,
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HP desktopwith no wifi card. I'm using a Netgear n series at the moment, but it's started dropping out every ten minutes, which is really bastard annoying.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:07,
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Not too sure on 64 bit but ebuyer has cheapiesI got my last one from eBay for £4 though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:09,
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Do you live in a built up area? I fixed constant drops at around the same rate by changing the channel on the router.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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Nothing has changed in the last weekapart from my dongle going tits up, obviously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:14,
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I'll dongle all over your tits in a minute(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:19,
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Well, you can't tell that, because there might be new networks in the area you don't know about.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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unless you live in a field or a forrest or something.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:42,
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might not be the PC endwhen did your router last have a reboot, my old one went cranky and did similar to what you describe, reboot sorted it for a while but eventually needed a new one, the nice bloke at Sky said they only expect them to last 18 months or so.
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Then then send you out another one that is fucked out of the box/bitter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:16,
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I ended up with two working ones so have one upstairs as a wireless extender.
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It's nothing to do with the router.All teh other computers on the network are fine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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Yah', good brands there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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I will certainly bear that in mind.I'm going to check the drivers first, see if there's a download that can fix it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:13,
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If it's a USB onetry it in a different socket, at opposite end of PC if possible.
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The three worst Gladiators ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:13,
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I hope your nose explodes.xxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:07,
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There's something FUCKEN WEIRD going on at my workSOMEONE, for reasons unknown, keeps bending the teaspoons ever-so-slightly but enough for me to notice, so I have to keep bending them back. Not Uri Geller levels, but it's doing my nut in.
My only possible theory is that someone squeezes the tea out of their teabags with unnecessary force. That's all I've got.
Can any of your readers come up with a more plausible explanation?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:11,
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I blame the blacksoppressing white tea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:11,
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One of your workmates is a low-level mutant?They might just be testing their psychokinetic powers now, but you'd better watch out when they go the full Magneto.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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OOOoOOOoooooOOOOoooo spooky!best get that derek akorah guy to come in and gurn like a fucking muppet before telling you it's the dead spirit of a victorian spoon maker.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:14,
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Don't joke dude this is STR8 UP WEIRD.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:15,
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has it occured to you the spoons are fine and you're just experiencing symptoms of being an old massive drugz head?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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That could be it actually. Oh, OK.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:32,
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Nope, your theory is correctI bend spoons this way fairly frequently.
*something about being a bender*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:16,
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...when all you need is a knife?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:16,
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there was never a spoon in the first place/supermatts
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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I don't know that one.I did meet Supermatt once though - he's proper internet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:24,
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his face should be used in the dictonary against the words internet, larp, lonley, paedo and dull.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:27,
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he's your classic internet paedo-goblin"what supermatt doesn't know about paedoing isn't worth knowing" Jonathon King
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:30,
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Is 'lonley' in the dictionary?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:33,
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He's proper safe though, I well like him.He's got more going for him that a lot of people give him credit for.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:30,
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Three cave women were walking in the forrest one day when they came up to a cave."I'm really really horny" said the first one, "I wish there was a spoon I can masturabte with". And there, in the cave, was a golden spoon that would be perfect to shove up one's self.
The first one runs and goes up to the spoon, when suddenly she he's a voice "WooooOOOOoooo, I am the poon that guards the spoon", so she runs out.
The second doesn't beleive her, so she goes up to the spoon, "Woooo0o0o0o0ooooohhh, I am the poon that guards the spoon", so she runs out to the third one to relay the story.
The third one then runs into the cave, quickly picks up the golden penis shapped spoon, and shoves it up her fanny before the ghost could say anything, when suddenly she feels an itch.
"Woooo00000oooo, I am the spoon that guards the poon. I warned you once, I warned you twice, I had thrush, and now you've got it for life".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35,
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for srs bro, just have a wank.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:39,
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Terry Nutkins has died.This is sad.
Discuss.
In whatever pretend animal voices you see fit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:42,
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The poisoned otter bite finally finished him off eh?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:49,
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what an odd name for an otter.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:10,
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