Weekend plans?
This weekend I'll be doing a live upgrade for one of our sites on Saturday and some gardening. Ima cook me some chilli and probably make some pizzas

What are you lot up to?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:42, 187 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Dancing
Lots and lots of dancing

#shock
#horror
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Morning Darth!
You in work all day today then?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Nah just til 1 again mate
You OK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Aye, not too bad
Stiff legs today after Wednesdays run
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Crazy fool!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I need to beat my 10k time in April

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Oh that reminds me
Ms Foxtrot won - yes WON - tickets to compete in a 10K through her work. I agreed to do it on one condition. It's on May the 4th, you see :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

The course is strong in that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I've told her to find a gold bikini

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

will it fit you?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

shit

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Christ, no-one wants to see that
There's a reason they didn't stick the bikini on Jabba you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

And what will she be wearing?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

*tips hat*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

darthy darthy darth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Hey sexy
I assume
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

i'm still sexy
rumours of my gingerness have been greatly exaggerated
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)

And how is life in the world of non-ginger sexpots?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

FRIDAY, hoorah!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Same here
Except less sexy, obvs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

are you still in norwich? is it sunny there?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Yes and yes :-)
Gold bikini weather
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

great linking of 2 subthreads

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I'm not just a pretty face
Go on, you can have that one for free
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

*has go on face*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

*feels shame*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Salty, sticky shame

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Entertaining a lady tonight
Meeting a friend for coffee tomorrow before embarking on The Great Wallpaper Hunt, which may last all weekend until I finally decide 'Fuck it' and buy the first one I saw some 12 hours earlier. Also a bit of gardening if it doesn't rain over the next 24 hours.

It's a high octane lifestyle, I know. Fuck knows how I cope.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Mothafuckin' P I M P

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

*Tips fucking MASSIVE hat*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

fo' sho'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

DJing
Drinking beer.

Sanding.

More restoration work on my Victorian mosaic floor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Tell me about your flooring

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

the previous owners, back in the 1960s
Decided to stick vinyl tiles over the top of the original mosaic tiled floor.

I'm cleaning off the adhesive residue prior to getting it professionally polished and sealed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Why do people do stupid things like that?
I spent ages putting back the panelling that had been removed from the staircase and replaced with swirly metal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Er fashions change
Vinyl was the new big thing in the 60's and the traditional look was seen as for the poor (who couldn't modernise)

Come on sporters I shouldn't have to explain this to you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

my lovely victorian floorboards are ruined because some chimp painted them with black tar

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

This
Lifted the carpet in the bedroom to find everything painted in black tar... I think it was a cheap preservative at the time but fuck its horrible
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I have that on the quarry tiles in my dining room.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

the worst i saw was apethorpe hall
really incredible old English country house that is totally falling down, you get to go round it in a hard hat and hi-vis etc. when it fell into decline in the 40's, it was let to a catholic naughty boys' school.

their art project from the 40's to the 80's was to paint over the Elizabethan and Jacobean plasterwork and woodwork. it's utterly criminal, to see those incredible sights... covered in that shade of green paint that was so peculiar to the 60's.

brilliant day out though. the hall is so beautiful, but 48 bedrooms and not a single bathroom... and you get to see the secret passage between the king's room and his bumchum's room and then there's a lovely pub for lunch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Curry tonight with family
Little tangle has a friend staying over tomorrow night, so some heavy drinking to blot out the noise.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Curry is a remarkably good idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

It always is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

No plans. I may celebrate Paddy's aday with a Guinness.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I love Guinness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I don't.
It's gonna be a long day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)

You're the best one here xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I liked him in that bridge building film

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Thats no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Wilberforce

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Part-time drinker who wears 'funny' hats^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Eye tie tonight
imma have a massive veal chop or fillet steak in a dolcelatte sauce.

mate's fortieth tomoz at some poncefest in Kings Cross.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

won't the dolcelatte sauce just remind you of your own jizz?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

lovely, cheesy jizz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

mmmm salty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

+ egg whites

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)

you know what i hope?
I hope he is starving when he sits down in that eye-tie. he orders his veal in dolcelatte, and his mouth waters. he can't wait. it arrives. it looks like it will fulfil his every meaty, cheesy dream. his mouth waters. his nostrils flare. his hands tremble as he clutches his fighting irons.

then, as he sinks his knife in to cut off that first delicious piece... he remembers us talking about him drinking spunk, and he can't eat a feckin' bite.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Like he hasnt had years of spunky drinking experience

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I imagine he'll happily gobble it down and rub some into his tits like the slut he is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

And how!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

in small, circular motions, with your eyes shut and a big spermy grin on your face, that's how

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

It puts the jizzum on it's tits or else it sucks the hose again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

this may be your finest ever moment
I think you can retire now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

retire DYAAKY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

hahahaha
Christ what an image.

can't..... stop........... picturing............. this. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Shopping for my brother's kid's first teddy bear, probably.
And picking up my car.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

^stronger than he looks^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Wouldn't be hard.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I invited the family and myself round the mothers house tomorrow for dinner and drinks
So we can leave them with the kids for the night and we get to stay in the guest shack they've got in the garden. So free food, babysitting and love shack.

I use leftover chilli on the pizza base sometimes instead of the usual tomato/garlic/herb concoction. Then cheese and jellypeenos and more cheese. Then I grate a bit more cheese to be sure.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)

CBEESE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Nah, I prefer Boomerang
They show Scooby Doo
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Thanks for dinner mum, I'm just taking the mrs to the shag shack for some bum fun, sleep tight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

^ TGGI

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

off up north tonight, seeing my daddy
monkey sanctuary tomorrow, with the brothers and the bezzie and her husband, then a curry and the pub. sun the gym and then my niece's first birthday party, then back down to London. maybe take some flowers to the grave as it's nearly mothers' day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Going to visit Frogger in the sanctuary. lol.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

he's more of a gorilla

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)

A gorilla and an orangutan...I can see why you get on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I've just moved the majority of my extra cash beyond my reach.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I didn't know they made shelving that tall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

very very wise

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

It's my father in laws birthday party on saturday
on sunday we have serious DIY to do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

It's my father inlaw's 60 this year, we are going for lunch on a fort in the Solent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)

I fort he was badly be'aved. Downright in Solent.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I bet you do something really bent spastic like fall off a jetty
and have to drive home in your pants
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Again? Oh man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

my friend went on a canal boat holiday once, said it was dull and slow as fuck
but was greatly enlivened by her stupid dog falling in about 3 times. the dog was happily oblivious to its near drowning and loved the boat.

nakers is that dog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I will mow my lawn for the first time
I will watch rugby and formula 1, drink beer and get new tyres for my car
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

You finally have grass on your wicket eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I hope the rugby is good.
I really want Wales to lose.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I actually want the French to win!
I am not sure what to do with these feelings of revulsion.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

turn them on yourself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

None of your business.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

genuine lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

How are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

none of your business
clearly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

No one asked you fatso.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

shut up ginger monty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

My tiredness has abated, I have a cup of tea and the pub beckons
All is good, ja
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I'm finding it very difficult to find the motivation to get some work done,
Despite the fact that the sooner I get this site done the sooner I'm done for the weekend.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

l nah, he's a cunt, I heard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

WATCH OUT FOR COCK CHOPPERS WHEN OUTSIDE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Motto 4lyf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Moral of the story: Don't fuck pikey girls. Even if you're a pikey.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I've got the day off for Cheltenham.
I'm not actually going, just alternating between various bookies and pubs with my mates, it's an annual thing.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

nu
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

You got any tips?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Don't gamble.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I backed that at 10/1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

ah man it fell at the first

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Stupid cunt horse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I believe you can find one on the A66
(Ok I am done with this joke now)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

That was the best one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I was hunting for a decent one
hence me leaving it now... Go out on a moderate bang :)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Bobs Worth in the 3:20
won last year, very much fav to win again, odds are shit though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Must...stay...out...of.......pub.
Powerless...to.....stop.........self..............
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

DO IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

You know what, fuck it imma gonna do it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Me too
as soon as TC returns from the kitchen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

\o/
He's back!

Peroni time...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

back the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Up to the hometown tonight for my sister's wedding do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I've got 600 or so words left to write.
Can probably get away with 450.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

just go through the whole thing adding in adjectives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

That's the next stage after 'put in really really long quotes'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

mixed
Waiting for fish n chips right now.
Working tomorrow, project going live - hopefully!
First golf this year Sunday.
(BeatsWork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

FUCK, WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MESSAGE RECALL EASIER?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

u ok hun?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i may have emailed a client someting I shouldn't have in an email that went to my boss and someone else senior...
piss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Oops

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

indeed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

www.monster.co.uk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Have you got an email address for Caroline Surtees at Volaris?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

No ;o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

It's one button, what more do you want?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

i want to be able to force it to happen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

this has nothing to do with touching kids on the cunt^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

It will happen, if it's an internal email address and they haven't already read it.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

nah external innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Well of course it's not going to work on an external address.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

why not?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Once the email has left your Exchange server, tough shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

THEN WHY DOES MICROSOFT GIVE ME HOPE BY LETTING ME TRY!>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

oh it's one step worse than false hope, dude
it means they will not only get the email, but a snitching email saying, "baked ape tried to recall this message."

one for every time you frantically clicked "recall".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

thats the bit I like most

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

i hate computers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I have a good chuckle about that.
Especially when people call up all desperate because they're been a total Nakers and sent something to the client that'll get them sacked and I tell them "yeah, sorry, all that button did was send another email to them telling them that you frantically tried to backtrack like the shortly-to-be-unemployed cocksniffer you are".

Sometimes I really love my job.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

It likes to laugh at you...
Unless you are on wireless and are quick enough pull the Ethernet from the computer... this will stop the email in your outbox and you can delete/ edit before resending
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

i tried this with a text once, back in the day
furiously yanked out the phone battery before it sent.

DENIED. she still got it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Pop3 and sms are different protocols though
In theory if you could get the antenna out that would stop the signal and you would get a message fail .
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

that was my thinking, or to put it the way my brain saw it, "KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS"
unfortunately I was too late, and my text to the then bf saying, "quick quick our [hideous and weird] colleague has finally pulled some poor bastard" went to her.

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

How on Earth do you expect to have any control over another company's email system?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I dunno, it's MY email though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Not once it leaves your email system it isn't.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Think of it like a post box
Once you put the letter in, its gone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Not if you have a bottle of petrol and some matches it ent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Do you know where the recipient's email server is based?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

tis' it's got my name on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

If you don't want to send stuff you shouldn't to clients
then don't be a twat. It's really quite simple. I manage to not call people cunts via email all the fucking time and they even deserve it, sometimes.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Stupid clients.
Fucking your day up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Luckily he's not going to need to worry about them for much longer.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Doesnt fucking work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

THIS^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Sexting the secretary again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

what can I say I dig 50 year old black women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

youtu.be/nyvBN3fCNAI
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I might go for a pint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I have a pint
And the sunshine a nice view of the Thames and london eye
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

+ and no job...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Takes one to know one ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I do have a job,
just not a permanent full time one :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

yeah, thanks for the invite, neighbour ape

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Tattersall castle for the next 30 mins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

too late was the cry
vital ingredient at 2pm for me, then eat it at my desk.

tell you what, we can go there and celebrate the second mini ape, when it arrives.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)

The Giant Bolster, justgot a tip for the Gold Cup.
14/1 ish at the moment.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)

And I'm listening to a band called Bölzer at the moment
This is surely a sign
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I hear you like Bolzer in your mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Spooky!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Pizza making time with daughter time. She wants banana on it. We've had Smarties, which were god, dunno about bananas though :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Maybe she's preggers?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I heard Nakers touched her on the cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

That would do it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Which race?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

THE GOLD CUP
jesus its like you cant read or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

JEWS

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)