Madeleine McCann, Malaysian Airways, Mary Celeste.
What's your favourite unsolved mystery?

Alt. Ive just bought some new sunglasses. Last thing you bought?

AltAlt. Anyone done a make up free selfie for cancer? I hate Facebook at times.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:38, 57 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Nice pic of Gid here:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)

He really is a fucking tool

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:42, Reply)

That just makes me think of this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Lol at Norman Tebbit there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Looks like he's a bit tired.
He'll be off home to sleep on his bed made of money after this.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)

favourite mystery
Why men sometimes prefer to put their winkys in other men rather than ladies,

alt: booze

NO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:42, Reply)

That's not an unsolved mystery, silly.
For a start, they give better head.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)

as if

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Who sucked yours best?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)

without question YM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:49, Reply)

She is good...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Its bad enough seeing a stubbly flume
I don't want some ones stubbly chin near my knackers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Was Mohafa right about Hexachordal being a nonce?
youtubegazette.tumblr.com/post/79333571871/tom-milsom-rape-allegations-raise-questions-about-power
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Is that Harry Potter or something?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4995419
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Christ. 6 years ago.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Dunno who that is Soz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Why there's very little cannibalism - I mean, we're all made of meat
Alt: just bought some lemon oil
Altalt: selfies are shit
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Cows and pigs taste better.
Allegedly...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Is everyone still talking about the budget?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

when i was a kid, i overheard my dad's booming voice say something to my mother about the budget being bad or in trouble
i tumbled down the stairs in panic and fear.

i'd thought he said "budgie".

luckily it lived another 10 years after that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

you seen the ISA flexibility changes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Keep your filthy perversions to yourself!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

no
my money is all tied up in property.

and an overdraft.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)

you can convert an s&s isa directly to cash, then put it in your pension to get the higher rate tax relief at 40%
Then at 55, let your tax rate drop to basic, take the 25% tax free lump sum and have the rest taxed at 20%.

Lots of free money.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Shut up Dozer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

needs moar instant gratification

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

As a household of pensioners
we're rather chuffed by the drawdown stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)

the 30k triv comm announcement is because average pension pot is 30k.
So until the new accessibility comes in there's no need for most people to buy an annuity.

But it's irresponsible as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Targetting core Tory vote innit
Businesses and the old.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Why a bacon and egg butty is £1.80 in a bun, but £2.00 on toast. Perplexing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Maybe the charge of electric for the toaster?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

The baker on my way to work charges 10p for sauce.
It's shit knock-off sauce as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Bit pricey, egg and chips the other week 4.50, only one egg, and frozen 'fries', rip off fucker, in the pub.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

The biggest pub letdown is when you order a pie only to have the fuckers serve you some mediocre stew with a shoe of pastry that's been cooked separately resting on the top.
Meal ruined.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

You don't hear much about the Bermuda Triangle these days.
Did that get solved?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Yeah, we established last night that it's swipe's minge.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

sssssssh
that's private
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Not according to Froggsy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Never was apparently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Island
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I just checked on google the directions to the crematorium I'm going to this afternoon and noticed one google user had submitted a review
Wtf?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

"Lovely curtains and facilities"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

BUt enough about YM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

"Very accommodating. Would come again"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I just popped home and got half an hours painting done.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Which numbers did you fill in?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)

This selfie shite doesn't make me more aware of cancer, it makes me more aware that a lot of women are fucking ugly without their slap on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:27, Reply)

^ This
I had quite a heated debate last night on the utter moronic ways of our self absorbed culture.
The last thing a person going through chemo wants to see if vile slags posting selfies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I doubt a group of benders nodding along to the least thick of the flock of thickies you hang around with spitting out daily mail gleaned information can be classed as a debate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)

DEAD HORSE IN RIVER MYSTERY UPDATE
Current headline of the Uxbridge Gazette and currently my favourite mystery.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

That multipack crisps weigh less than singles.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)

They put helium in them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:36, Reply)

BUT WHY!?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)

To offset the weight of the extra packaging

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)