Yo yo yo
I've just recovered from the wedding bash last night, it only taken a very large full English breakfast this morning and a Sunday roast about 15 Mins. ago, I now feel that I can drink once more to test this I will be opening a bottle of cognac.

So what are you cunts doing?

Alt: judging from some of the feed back I got last night I'm still looking good, when did you last look good?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 14:49, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

hi gang!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Hey hey look it's PD
*waves*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

When I was born - covered in blood and shit.
It's all gone downhill since.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)

could be worse you could be emvee, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Thanks hun, that's cheered me right up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)

No matter how low you get you aint that low innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)

OR Dozer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:31, Reply)

or the Happiest Ghost

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Alright HH.
I've had a lazy day after consuming some booze yesterday. Although did have a nice walk with the dogs up to the meadow to clear my head.
Think I might grab a few tins of beer and play computer games like the man child I am.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Wee pee *skips in a circle*
How the devil are you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)

I'm alright,
Saw an old friend last night, lovely catch up, sank too many pints.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)

I went to my nephews wedding bash last night
sank many a pint, saw people I hadn't in years and had to keep 18-21 year old girls away from my son*

*if the wife wasn't so on it I would have left him to his fate, lolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Alright you slaaags
Nice Sunday lunch out and a pint. Chillin now, log fire and tv.

Bash ok? (If you went).
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:18, Reply)

I was stuck in Nottingham for a wedding bash
seems like Jeffstock (Bristol) b4sh ended ok, at least I think so
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:23, Reply)

It was good.
I'm in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Did Stunned poster piss on anything?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Only your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

I hope she charged him full price

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)

i am eating olives
today I ran 3Km and swam 2Km and no one was even chasing me

alt: people are saying nice things? hmm, I think you met the wrong people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:41, Reply)

After eating olives in Wales I'm not suprised that you had to run and swim to a good English toilet
Alt: :( Bully
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)

i thought you meant that b3tans had said nice things
that's why it couldn't be them

you can take it as an insult if you like, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Nope, real people said I look nice
So there....stick that in your pipe and smoke it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Nice. As in "Seems a nice boy"?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

I'm the nicest boy TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)

or 'he seems to have a nice personality at least'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Good for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

^ PANDERS ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)

ta
was jeffstock a success?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Recovering from a day of shopping.
How it took so long to buy so little is beyond me but there y'go. I will have a glass of wine with my curry to make me feel better.

Alt: I had some compliments at work when I turned up in a 3 piece suit a couple of weeks ago.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Curry and wine bad choice
alt: Sofa lolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Floor pissing avoided=win.
Lagging with a can of lager and Triple D.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)

back from Bristol which was all of teh aces
now ignoring frog's pleas to go and do YM's. all of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:38, Reply)

^closet lesbian^

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:40, Reply)

closet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:52, Reply)

^prefers it in a cupboard^

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:53, Reply)

I can't tell the difference between you and harters
How should I tell you apart, mong tiger?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)

er....different username, maybe?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:58, Reply)

Nah I'm going to need more than that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)

try sitting the opposite side of the yurt, might help the brain?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)

How would that work?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)

sheesh, youn the hippy, doncha know?
ley lines, magnetism, chi, summat like that, prolly.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I don't get it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)

have a word with YM then

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2245163
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:17, Reply)

oh ffs, go ask harters, yurtprick

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

I can't tell the difference between you and a steaming turd, but I manage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)

I've never been in your bed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)

need to get something off your chest?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Bristol was voted no1 city in UK in Sunday Times places to live survey.
Bristolians know where it's at!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:45, Reply)

I've just remembered the ropey Irish hen do
you were so in there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Where was that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:55, Reply)

in the hotel bar ! shaved black head with random blonde bits... dragged you off to her corner until you could escape back... member??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)

it was after you and frog enjoyed yourselves so much in the toilet...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:58, Reply)

She was class!
She bought me a drink!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)

she was a class, alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)

She had loads of tatts as I recall.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)

you could have caught a whole cocktail of diseases there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)

I bet she went like the clappers!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)

pers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)

great big saggy tatts just how you like em

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)

WENDYlols

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Sorry I missed you earlier!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)

I didnt know you were leaving early or I would have come to say goodbye

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Got an earlier train to say Bon voyage to the Doris.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Being a homo Stunned takes the line of never being able to say goodbye.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)

Always leave them wanting more!
See anything good on the job front?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-named-best-city-Britain-Sunday-Times/story-20843128-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Not clicking that might be a virus soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)

Don't blame you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Go to Bristol and you'll catch a virus!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Did you get back in time to meet your other half?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah, 10 minutes at Paddington!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Fuckin' state you left your room mate in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Self inflicted, frere
Too much cheap red wine too quick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Who died?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)

We all did.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:49, Reply)

You in the pub?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Spent the afternoon in the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Alt: Wednesday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)

+16th, 1981

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Nonce, I was only four

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)

+ty

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

*touchestangersonthecunt*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:21, Reply)

Stop retro-noncing me, uncle stunned

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)

wait till nakers gets here.....

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Come and sit on your Uncle Stunned's knee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)

How can I resist that boozy breath?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)

You can't.
Not that you get a say.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)