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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm cleaning my carpets tonight (not a euphemism)What are you up to this fine Wednesday?
What's your favourite euphemism?
Alt. What will be the media's next scare tactic? I've seen an influx of natural disasters and pollution. Paedos and terrorists have taken a back seat.
Altalt. Speaking of taking a back seat, what are them gays like eh? They win their gay marriage bollocks and now they are moaning about Sainsburys covering up Attitude and gay Times. Never happy.
What are you not happy about?
Alright.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:03,
176 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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Hi Dozington-D esq.I hope this day finds you well.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:14,
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yer it's alrightI''ve been dealing with the Ombudsman spastics all morning.
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spastics who shirk their duties as an independent adjudicatorPlus they don't know how portfolio construction correlates to attitude to risk.
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You are good at that.Nobody does passive-aggressive better than the English
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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So English then.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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So, English then.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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As long as you are on Her Majesty's land, you will be English!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:33,
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and anyway. Who's to say I wasn't just making a point?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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wow, someone else who knows less than youhow are you not running your own multi-million pound turnover company, with brains and knowledge like yours, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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ah wellhe's the only one who bothers to reply to bory these days. they're as desperate for attention as each other.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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I'm glad we have all seen the light.He must be all red faced and frustrated.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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anyone who has to resort to yelling, HEY YOUR MUM'S DEAD over and over again is seriously desperate for a reactionhe's a funny little oddball and no mistake.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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but why haven't they headhunted you to run it?i just don't understand. you seem to know sooooooo much more than everyone else, all the time.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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FOS staff don't need to have any financial qualifications or even legal ones.Treacs.
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something still isn't adding up hereit's almost as if nobody but you thinks that you know better than everyone else, but surely that can't be right. can it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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yer that's right treacs, there's no requirement to refer my work to insurers with a vested interestInsurers who sign off on such responses.
You seem to have about as much idea about financial advice as chimpy does about carnal acts.
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yet again the point has sailed over your 5'8" headre-read it and try again, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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yer ent dat de troofNobody in my firm or the intermediaries we work with signs off on any work I produce.
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but why aren't they reading your work and saying, JESUS, NOBODY ELSE HAS EVER UNDERSTOOD THIS BEFORE?PROMOTE THIS MAN AT ONCE!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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poor old dozerdoomed to have his genius unrecognised.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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poor old swipe, doomed to a cobwebbed existence of 'pink voddy' and an increasingly desperate series of flings with forum members(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
something else that you know best about, of course(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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Working"Going to Dunstable" amuses me
Alt: They're going to go after any unemployed pregnant women for daring to go to the dentist.
AltAlt: That I'm working.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:08,
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I was thinking about "going to Dunstable" the other day as I narrowly avoided being in Dunstable by turning left onto the M1.(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
And what did your wife say when you suggested it?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:27,
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Im washing my hairI have an early meeting tomorrow
Is it our anniversary already?
Only if you let me do you after
It's that time of the month
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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I'm waiting for the reaction to the first gay divorce. That will be fun.I'm not happy about people in general - I see an awful lot of selfish, ignorant and unpleasant behaviour on my commute and travels around town.
Alt: Euphemism: "changing at Bakerloo".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:09,
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My mates already had a civil partnership dissolved. In fact, two couples I know have.One had a battle for custody over their pet rats. It was in the local paper and everything
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:14,
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Christ I hate people sometimes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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yes, how dare people use a formally recognised legal process to terminate a legally binding relationship(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I dunno what the term is. it was a few years ago now.I was only in it for the free food and attention I got being best man.
Twice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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I was right then?See, happens sometimes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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Stopped clocks and all that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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That's funny, because it amply demonstrates that it's not about the relationship but rather about the power-play of who wins the argument.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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well, there's a dom and a sub in every gay 'relationship' after all(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I'm off to the dentists at 4 for a filling :o((
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:10,
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Is it a SEXY dentist?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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Phwoar! Eh? PHWOAR!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:13,
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Stupid dentistsI chipped the back of a tooth about a year ago and was told by them twice to leave it to wear down smooth. It has now decayed, meaning a filling. Cheers Dentists
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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Ive got about three teeth chipped at the back still from when I had my tongue pierced.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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so they can charge you for the filling, no doubtconspiracy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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I get free dental treatment from work anyway(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:24,
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yeah but they can charge work for iti'm always a bit suspicious when a new dentist suddenly tells a friend that he needs tonnes of work. hmmmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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I need me teeth done man!Haircut yesterday, teeth today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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Gays do not complain about anything, because they are thick. Politicised people who happen to be able to ignore just aboutevery other humanitarian issue complain about wrappers on magazines.
Scare tactics or truths that are hyperbolic?
Anyho', euphemisms are best in the spur of the moment when someone says is that a euphemism? Like, I was having my pipes cleaned.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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I think they just like a bit of Twitter drama.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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working, then off to see prince harry this eveningi don't really have a favourite euphemism. i prefer things that make it sound worse, not better.
alt: ww3 over climate
altalt: flouncing marys, the lot of them. i'm not happy because i feel sick today.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:14,
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Talking of flouncing Marys, does Frog not love us any more?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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he's joined CQ on a steampunk circumnavigationAll whiskers, cogs and goggles.
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See what happens when Im not here to keep the peace?!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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he's busybusybusy at workbut also got rather bored with the same people saying the same things, i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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Tell him I miss him :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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he'll be back shortly so you can tell him yourself!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:24,
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bored and upset are very different things, doodle(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:25,
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yes, which is why I suggested that 'bored' was being used in place of 'upset'.You do understand how euphemisms work, right treacs?
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hahaha, could you bum bory any harder if you tried, "treacs" ?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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yeah, could you stuff any more chocolate into your gaping buccal cavity?Prolly not, but you'll have a jolly good go.
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KEEP ON BUMMINGHEY HEY HEY
NO-ONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO BAD
HEY HEY HEY
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO SAD
SO KEEP ON BUMMING
HEY HEY HEY
ALL RIGHT
HEY HEY HEY...
KEEP ON BUMMING
BUMMING FROM YOUR ANUS
ONE FINE DAY I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
OH YEAH
HE'LL NEVER BE YOUR MAN
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:33,
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nah, dozer only loves himself, it's why he's so foreveralone(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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christ, you really are upset, innit bbz?Back to the Ben & Jerry's, yeah?
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i'm not sure what you think "upset" meansi suspect it's like your interpretation of financial services: different to everyone else's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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yes Ive noticed that alt sticking it's nose in.They will have nobody to blame but themselves when there's a mass pandemic due to folk not washing their hands after they pee. or summat I dunno.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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Anyone been looking at the Trews on Youtube what Russell Brand has been doing?He raises some good points about media but the audience he is trying to ensnare is too thick to take it seriously.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:20,
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and what is funny coming from you?nothing, that's what.
except maybe your rattling death breath, and even then i'm not convinced.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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facts are not bullyingfacts are facts and if you read a fact, it's a fact
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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you'd know all about facts, what with 'facthunt' being your nickname.I may have misheard it though.
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i'd rather be 20 stone heavier than look like you, baldy mcmetalface(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:29,
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i'd rather be 145 stone than look like youwe've all seen pics. shudder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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yes, the pic where I am wearing a hat and pulling a face, well done.(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
How long ago was that?Coupled with all the fashion tips you post, it paints a picture.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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I am aware of the media's tactics and the way they use words to affect our judgement and beliefs, thanks xx(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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no no noonly dozer knows anything about anything. haven't you noticed how many times he posts that other people don't know their stuff? the ombudsman. his colleagues. solicitors. adjudicators. amazing that the world manages to keep turning without everyone asking him for advice, really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:30,
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in the case I'm dealing with, the FOS adjudicator clearly doesn't understand portfolio construction.And the last solicitors I dealt with left themselves wide open to a limitation defence.
You understand how these things work, right?
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i just don't understand how you're only a mere case handlerwhy on earth aren't you running your own company, as you are so much better than everyone else?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:33,
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I don't understand why you're still a junior conveyancer at the age of forty.(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
0/3go back to your own imitation spreadsheet, wannabe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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poor dozerso hung up on appearances. it explains why you're permasingle, given your own.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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I had to hover over your user name there just to be sure.Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery however.
Im sure you'll get a gob job off him for this.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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I fucking hate that cunt so I'd rather set myself on fire, thanks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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Oh no, sportscrow has become radicalized(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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Again.Only when it suits his needs though.
Part-time suicide bummer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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I'll bum you in a minuteNo, wait....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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Walked right into it.(that's what HE said!)
no, wait...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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That fucking wakki cunt will probably end up as PM (
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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He's a cunt, but his putdown of an audience member is something I rather enjoyed(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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He's nowhere near as clever as he thinks he isHis face is also missing a hammer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:24,
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It has to be either 'good with colours'or 'up on blocks / riding the cotton pony'.
As for what I'm doing today, I'm not working, much like you lot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:33,
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I did three days worth of work, catching up yesterday. I've paid my dues.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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Difference is, we're getting paid for it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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Careful, someone might threaten to email your boss and tell him what you get up to all day.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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hahaWho was that one again?
Also, afternoon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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Alright sporters?Think Sob Carehome threatened AB with it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:46,
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He threatened all of qotw with it, the big fat mentalist(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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No wonder he got banned, eh?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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All the Autistms that frequent here Im surprised it hasn't been breached before.This place is a ticking timebomb for mental illness.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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AyeOh yeah, I remember now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:53,
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I've been out righting wrongs this morning. Saving the world one claim at a time.
My favourite euphemism is "fuck you".
Alt. Collapse of the Yuan.
Altalt: That I'm not knackers deep in either of those two big titted young birds off Corrie.
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Helen Flanagan and Michelle Keegan. She's not the daughter of Mickey Flanagan is she?
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There's no substance to Helen. Not that you are looking for brains.Keegan's alright though.
Flanagan I'd send into space.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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Flanagan's an idiot. But I bet she is a mustard shag and easy to control. She'd do as she was told and if not you would be able to destroy her.
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Have you been investigated by the FCA yet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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