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After a filling at the dentists I have to go to my daughter's school for her parent's evening.
What were you told in school? Were you never going to amount to much?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:38, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
After a filling at the dentists I have to go to my daughter's school for her parent's evening.
What were you told in school? Were you never going to amount to much?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:38, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I was alright at school. Middle of the road.
I sort of flitted between groups of people. was definitely more of a chav. Did the whole drinking on the streets thing.
Hell, we even drank before assembly sometimes.
Ahh... Council.
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I sort of flitted between groups of people. was definitely more of a chav. Did the whole drinking on the streets thing.
Hell, we even drank before assembly sometimes.
Ahh... Council.
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There actually is a Pizza Hut at the top of the Bigg Market
Although I'm not sure how to access the bins
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Although I'm not sure how to access the bins
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Grew up in Fawdon, moved to City Centre, then Benwell.
Classy lass
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Classy lass
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"Whilst AA is clearly full of ideas, we wish he wouldn't share them quite so readily"
i.e. Shut the fuck up you little shit.
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i.e. Shut the fuck up you little shit.
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I learned it as an Irish term
Interestingly*, the Dictionary of Slang gives an alternative definition of "market trader"
*Interest may go down as well as up
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Interestingly*, the Dictionary of Slang gives an alternative definition of "market trader"
*Interest may go down as well as up
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
It just sounds really offensive with a Northern accent
as does everything, etc...
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
as does everything, etc...
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Can you edit a mod edited post?
Could tangled sneak back and change his post back to what it was without shitmod noticing?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Could tangled sneak back and change his post back to what it was without shitmod noticing?
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I was told I would most likely get a job that allowed me to be paid for sitting on a puerile digital arts community's Off Topic board.
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So you know in school if you die you get a full page in the yearbook.
Well so many kids in my year died that they took up most of the book.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Well so many kids in my year died that they took up most of the book.
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Someone in my year was murdered by Sunderland's very own gay serial killer
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Beat them to death with a box of Weetabix.
He was also a bad speller.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
He was also a bad speller.
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A mate's cousin spent 6 months locked up as he and his bird were fucking in a house that he killed one of the boys in
He left a bloody fingerprint there and his lass wouldn't fess up to being there with him
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
He left a bloody fingerprint there and his lass wouldn't fess up to being there with him
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Well he shouldnt have gone for the ol stink finger
if she was blobbing
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
if she was blobbing
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Yearbook? WTF?
Like in America?
Did you all write gay farewells to each other?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Like in America?
Did you all write gay farewells to each other?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
No, most school I have worked in have had a yearbook with photos of all their year in as a keepsake.
Its surely not that unusual. I got mine 16 years ago.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Its surely not that unusual. I got mine 16 years ago.
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I was told to leave and never return.
I was expelled when I was 13.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I was expelled when I was 13.
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My final R.E. report stated that I have a warped and perverse sense of humour.
The teacher had taken offence to me drawing a picture of Jesus holding a blood soaked chainsaw, with the words 'suck this' written on his robes, also in blood.
I had issues with religion as a child.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
The teacher had taken offence to me drawing a picture of Jesus holding a blood soaked chainsaw, with the words 'suck this' written on his robes, also in blood.
I had issues with religion as a child.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
They made RE so boring!
If they included all the genocide I may have listened.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)
If they included all the genocide I may have listened.
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You want testosterone?
I may be queer but I'd still knock you into next week.
GRRRRR!
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I may be queer but I'd still knock you into next week.
GRRRRR!
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Mrs Cow works in a Catholic school
They have all the prayers, etc.
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They have all the prayers, etc.
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I was consistently told from early school reports right up to the end that I was doing well but was a lazy shite who could and should do even better.
I'm not convinced this was a great lesson as I have continued to do alright and am still pretty lazy.
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I'm not convinced this was a great lesson as I have continued to do alright and am still pretty lazy.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Thats pretty much the same as me
Apart from Biology which simply said
***** has no interest in this subject
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Apart from Biology which simply said
***** has no interest in this subject
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I got expelled.
I was told once "What you are doing is desperately trying to prove to the world that you are a grown up. When you finally are a grown up (which might well never happen), you will know it, and no longer feel the need to try to prove it to anyone."
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I was told once "What you are doing is desperately trying to prove to the world that you are a grown up. When you finally are a grown up (which might well never happen), you will know it, and no longer feel the need to try to prove it to anyone."
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
at what age are we supposed to be grown up
I think I passed it by accident
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I think I passed it by accident
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I can't believe that he'd accept an award with that cunts name on it.
He disgusts me.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
He disgusts me.
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i always had a good report, apparently I was a pleasure to teach.
Well, except for PE where I complained about a PE teacher on a local radio 'comedy' show.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Well, except for PE where I complained about a PE teacher on a local radio 'comedy' show.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
In my careers advice meeting my results came out as "mutha fuckin hustla"
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