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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucked a girl up the arse in a tent at Reading Festival.Put it this way. When I pulled out I was fucking glad I had a condom on.
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Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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I had to kick my mate large Bri out of his own tent so I could pork some bird in there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:32,
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I once pretended to be Californian at Reading Festival, fucked a girl and in the morning forgot the charade.She was really fucking pissed off. Oh well got a shag out of it.
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Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:34,
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I used to claim fighter pilot or brain surgeon.Must admit I never thought of Yank.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36,
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At Glasto last year I was awoken by a bad smell and some swearing. My Mrs had fallen aslep on and then fallen off the piss bucket getting it all over the last set of clean clothes she had.
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She seems like your ideal woman(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:43,
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Not for me you understand. I just hang it outside the tent and let my stream of righteousness fall where it may.
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Who would have thought the young girl to have had so much blood in her(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:31,
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