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Impressed
I swapped the Mrs over onto her new phone last night. This took about 5 mins and it included all photos, music, etc. It even kept her Flappy Birds high score

When were you last impressed?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:43, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

py Birds high score s

The last time I was impressed was when I heard a prole employ a polysyllable.

I had it shot immediately afterwards, natch, but I was impressed nonetheless.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I checked
It kept them too
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Google Calender is well ace
Also just started using Google Drive as a cloud. Seems good too
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
We started using Google for email in work instead of Outlook
Its horrible though the drive is rather good
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Also using this for about a year. No problems yet.
They're taking over the world you know.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I hate the idea of Google mail and everything being in your inbox

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)
You can move items to any other folder.
Or have I misunderstood?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
You have labels instead of folders

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Click on an email to open it
Click on "Move to"
Send it to whichever folder you want or open a new one.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Yer, but really they are still in the inbox
I hate it - its like going back in time
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Can you explain why that's a problem?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Its just more of a fuck on than Outlook was

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)
There's no pleasing some...

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I'm getting old, ed
Its my right to complain about everything
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Keep in touch, I run courses on it.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Dear IT Person
In Gmail you are still able to set up rules for mail to go to folders that you have created. You have been able to for years, I have folders going back to when I was doing my IT courses. (10 years plus ago)
HTHs
B
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
^ works in IT

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
+Sh

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

onto her new phone and it included all
photos, music, etc. Birds high score

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Saved on a flappy disc.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I moved onto a one month rolling wife contract

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
+ over

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Not enough down time.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Incompatible plugins?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
fuck nose

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
ISWYDT

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
at the talk last night
dudes missing both their legs trekking 200km in the world's harshest environment and running the london marathon, whilst i struggled to stand up for 3 hours in my new heels
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Have your legs took off. QED

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
fuck off, they're my best bit
a stomach removal, maybe
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I'm shtum me.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Fucking show of cunts.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I was impressed when I swapped YM from ATM last night

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
You kissed his mum after she rimmed you?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Katy Perry's later work had more edge

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
You read my mind....!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Like Sporter's Mum
Backs on cocks.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
You've always got to make sure that you get things done in the correct order.
I won't make that mistake twice, I can tell you.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Its all in the best possible taste

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Not by this thread, that's for sure

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Last one had stalled
Feel free to start a new, better one
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
don't listen to him, he's just got pmt

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Post Mung Tiredness?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Permanent Mental 'Tardation

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
I am impressed today that planning have pulled their finger out for once and actually listened and are sending me an engineer to help get a job done rather than asking me to do over time. They're getting their act together.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Keep your overtime! MY PRECIOUSSSS!.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
It's nice when... etc

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
At the expansive qualities of YM's cornhole as she backed on to my cock.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
It's nice when they push back a little isn't it.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Impressive mindpiss right there

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Then you really know that the dirty slag is fucking loving it, right in her Mumsy arse.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
You and 2,000 others

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
*bukkakelols*

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Its like this when you pull out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOB9YigVYqs
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Fucked a girl up the arse in a tent at Reading Festival.
Put it this way. When I pulled out I was fucking glad I had a condom on.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Splashback

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I had to kick my mate large Bri out of his own tent so I could pork some bird in there

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I once pretended to be Californian at Reading Festival, fucked a girl and in the morning forgot the charade.
She was really fucking pissed off. Oh well got a shag out of it.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I used to claim fighter pilot or brain surgeon.
Must admit I never thought of Yank.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Ooo-arrr, burrrrrd. Oim frahm Callyforrrrnya.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
....brrrrabbbbrrrabbb.....

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
SOLD!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
At Glasto last year I was awoken by a bad smell and some swearing.
My Mrs had fallen aslep on and then fallen off the piss bucket getting it all over the last set of clean clothes she had.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
She seems like your ideal woman

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Piss bucket?
Posh cunt
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
That's his pet name for YM

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Not for me you understand.
I just hang it outside the tent and let my stream of righteousness fall where it may.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Who would have thought the young girl to have had so much blood in her

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I was last impressed when I got 27 on flappy birds
No wait, I wasn't.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I fucking hate that game
Its doubly annoying as the noise it makes is the warning noise our fridge makes when its been left open for too long
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
What sort of crazy super fridge has warning noises?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
My fridge does

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Mine too, I hate it, it goes off way too quickly and loudly.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
*quality cooling fives*

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I SAID I HATE IT!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
But enough about the missus eh eh eh
#truelad
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
When it gets down below four cans of lager
mine emails the offy.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
My fridge never has booze in it.
I usually drink it all on the way home for the offy and have to go back again
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Have you ever been indoors?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
mine does
it's a nice 'ding-dong' sort of noise. It's quite nice actually.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Never got past 5
Grandcub scores well over 100 and laughs at my motor fail.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I hate people.
*sadface*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
FRIDGE PING CHAT?
this is lower than dozer's desperado "treacs" chat. it's lower than mattress chat. it's lower than bert fucking his sister. it's a new depth for OT to plumb.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
What have you done with Chompy Version 2?
He's stopped posting.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
He's trapped behind the "door that must not be opened" again
edit: she's just let him out. Or he's her sockpuppet with a fictitious back story to match?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
maybe that's because you've turned into even more of a repetitive boring bellend than you used to be

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
FRIDGE PING CHAT?
That's a phrase that NO ONE could have predicted would ever be written.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
That's what my Korean next door neighbour says when he accidentally treads in the litter tray.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Its close but its not quite right

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
^

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
will the bullying ever end?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
you were pathetic and you know it
(underplayed b-side etc)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
chill, treacs
This act ent fooling nobody.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
you're like a hermit crab

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
you're like an orang utan

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
And two things would happen right before I died:
I would regret my entire life; I would want to live it over again.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

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(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
alright Hubert Selby Jr

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I'm impressed that this thread has lasted this long

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I am impressed that no one in this thread actually asked what phone was swapped to what
Then had a rant about people who say iPhone etc.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I left that out on purpose

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Also, someone start a new thread please

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
but even so
that wouldn't stop someone asking,
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
^fanboi

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
^localboy

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
^ down boy

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
+s

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Enough of your requests to the choir

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Hey, guys - watch this!
Ahem!

Hey Sportscow! What did you swap the phone to?!

LOL!

Did you see that, guys? Did you see it? Did you see me ask what he swapped the phone to?

LOL!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
He swapped it to his wife, did you not read the whole post?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Erm ... guys?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

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