There's a hole is my pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Difficult to put them on otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I'm doing pants wrong :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

As long as you don't mean trousers you're alright by me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I have some new grass green trousers, they're gurt lush
like so, except I have a red and blue belt: www.robert-fuller.co.uk/chinos-and-trousers-c25/scotch-and-soda-bowie-slim-fit-chino-in-green-13010280001-p12106
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Sexeh! I have new jeans coming this week \o/
I might order another pair of timberlands too, yeah, so what? I like them! It's my money!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I need new jeans, thinking Levis 511s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I like these but wouldn't ever wear them
www.tedbaker.com/uk/Mens/Footwear/JUPITTA-Suede-contrast-sole-brogue-Dark-Blue/p/110977-12-DARK-BLUE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I totes would wear them
I have some blue brogues with white soles and burgubndy laces.

Never be adraid Frogger, never be afraid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)

They are cool, but being a relatively short man with big feet I'd look even more of a fucking clown :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)

you know what they say about men with big feet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

They need big shoes?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

no, they look like fucking clowns
can't you read?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

At least if he has huge feet he won't need to strap a plank to them...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)

I'm calling ZING here

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)

1: you can't call zing for your own posts
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Point 1 and 3 are seconded.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)

^^Doesn't get the joke. And is upset.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)

i am n ot upsate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

OK let me try to explain the zing to you Nakers.
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I have never heard that joke
and it's shit, like you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)

It ent that good when popular funny people tell it either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I didn't say that either I, or the joke, was funny.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

You don't need to

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Not as shit as your ability to understand simple concepts Nakers old fruit

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)

but i'm not promiscuous and YM said i had a clunge like a tiny velvet vice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Are you making a joke about my dead mum Swipey? Well, I expected better from you. :'((((((((

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)

oh sorry
it must have been your wife then...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)

They get stuck in the door of your stupid lift?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY LIFT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Apart from when I get my, and I'm quoting you here "fucking stupid big clown feet" stuck :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)

oh yeah, i forgot about that
that was lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Youn a bully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)

no one wants to look like dozer, I unserdtand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

that's unfair
who wouldn't want to have a receding hairline, a face that's been bitten by a rabid stapler, and the dress sense of a retarded 12 year old?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

clickin dios

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

I might get a nice grey suede pair instead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

good plan, shall we go on a shoe shopping date?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, we can pick a day and post regular updates in a special shoe thread, but not actually meet up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)

oh...ok then
*puts voucher away*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)

We'll arrange it and you won't turn up, you'll 'Dozer' me :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

yeah i will do that
nothin personal though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)

However to clarify, when I did it to dozer it was personal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Standard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I know, I know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Thar he blows

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2256042
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

oh man
even ape can do links :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I do links like Barrymore does buggery pool deaths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

in a salty haze of spunk and denial?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

*puts finger on nose and points*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

point sniff
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)

smells like frazzles and damp newspaper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:50, Reply)