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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have some new grass green trousers, they're gurt lush
like so, except I have a red and blue belt: www.robert-fuller.co.uk/chinos-and-trousers-c25/scotch-and-soda-bowie-slim-fit-chino-in-green-13010280001-p12106
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
like so, except I have a red and blue belt: www.robert-fuller.co.uk/chinos-and-trousers-c25/scotch-and-soda-bowie-slim-fit-chino-in-green-13010280001-p12106
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Sexeh! I have new jeans coming this week \o/
I might order another pair of timberlands too, yeah, so what? I like them! It's my money!!
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I might order another pair of timberlands too, yeah, so what? I like them! It's my money!!
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I like these but wouldn't ever wear them
www.tedbaker.com/uk/Mens/Footwear/JUPITTA-Suede-contrast-sole-brogue-Dark-Blue/p/110977-12-DARK-BLUE
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
www.tedbaker.com/uk/Mens/Footwear/JUPITTA-Suede-contrast-sole-brogue-Dark-Blue/p/110977-12-DARK-BLUE
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I totes would wear them
I have some blue brogues with white soles and burgubndy laces.
Never be adraid Frogger, never be afraid
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I have some blue brogues with white soles and burgubndy laces.
Never be adraid Frogger, never be afraid
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
They are cool, but being a relatively short man with big feet I'd look even more of a fucking clown :(
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
At least if he has huge feet he won't need to strap a plank to them...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
1: you can't call zing for your own posts
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
OK let me try to explain the zing to you Nakers.
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Not as shit as your ability to understand simple concepts Nakers old fruit
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
but i'm not promiscuous and YM said i had a clunge like a tiny velvet vice
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Are you making a joke about my dead mum Swipey? Well, I expected better from you. :'((((((((
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Apart from when I get my, and I'm quoting you here "fucking stupid big clown feet" stuck :(
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
that's unfair
who wouldn't want to have a receding hairline, a face that's been bitten by a rabid stapler, and the dress sense of a retarded 12 year old?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
who wouldn't want to have a receding hairline, a face that's been bitten by a rabid stapler, and the dress sense of a retarded 12 year old?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah, we can pick a day and post regular updates in a special shoe thread, but not actually meet up
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
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