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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Warra load of old SHIT!
Where's Sporters? He's good for convo.
Im doing actual WORK here...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:50, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Where's Sporters? He's good for convo.
Im doing actual WORK here...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:50, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
We do say this every day.
Usually Mondays are awash with weekend antic tales and general work avoidance.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Usually Mondays are awash with weekend antic tales and general work avoidance.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday
Or join in once and make it stop?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Or join in once and make it stop?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
There were queues round the Emirates stadium for what I assumed were auditions, but actually they were queuing to take Jay's mum...
...UP THE ARSENAL!!!!
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
...UP THE ARSENAL!!!!
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
But if you get too drunk Jason you might not be able to get it up for your dad
Leaving him with crippling self esteem issues.
Is that what you want Jason, IS IT?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Leaving him with crippling self esteem issues.
Is that what you want Jason, IS IT?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Yes I would very much like the much-liked b3tan known as 'Sportscow' to go away on holiday and have a lovely relaxing time with his family
Unless 'going on holiday' is merely a euphemism for taking the calves to the abattoir...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Unless 'going on holiday' is merely a euphemism for taking the calves to the abattoir...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I have some new grass green trousers, they're gurt lush
like so, except I have a red and blue belt: www.robert-fuller.co.uk/chinos-and-trousers-c25/scotch-and-soda-bowie-slim-fit-chino-in-green-13010280001-p12106
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)
like so, except I have a red and blue belt: www.robert-fuller.co.uk/chinos-and-trousers-c25/scotch-and-soda-bowie-slim-fit-chino-in-green-13010280001-p12106
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Sexeh! I have new jeans coming this week \o/
I might order another pair of timberlands too, yeah, so what? I like them! It's my money!!
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I might order another pair of timberlands too, yeah, so what? I like them! It's my money!!
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I like these but wouldn't ever wear them
www.tedbaker.com/uk/Mens/Footwear/JUPITTA-Suede-contrast-sole-brogue-Dark-Blue/p/110977-12-DARK-BLUE
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
www.tedbaker.com/uk/Mens/Footwear/JUPITTA-Suede-contrast-sole-brogue-Dark-Blue/p/110977-12-DARK-BLUE
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I totes would wear them
I have some blue brogues with white soles and burgubndy laces.
Never be adraid Frogger, never be afraid
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I have some blue brogues with white soles and burgubndy laces.
Never be adraid Frogger, never be afraid
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
They are cool, but being a relatively short man with big feet I'd look even more of a fucking clown :(
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
At least if he has huge feet he won't need to strap a plank to them...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
1: you can't call zing for your own posts
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
OK let me try to explain the zing to you Nakers.
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Not as shit as your ability to understand simple concepts Nakers old fruit
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
but i'm not promiscuous and YM said i had a clunge like a tiny velvet vice
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Are you making a joke about my dead mum Swipey? Well, I expected better from you. :'((((((((
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Apart from when I get my, and I'm quoting you here "fucking stupid big clown feet" stuck :(
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
that's unfair
who wouldn't want to have a receding hairline, a face that's been bitten by a rabid stapler, and the dress sense of a retarded 12 year old?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
who wouldn't want to have a receding hairline, a face that's been bitten by a rabid stapler, and the dress sense of a retarded 12 year old?
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah, we can pick a day and post regular updates in a special shoe thread, but not actually meet up
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I do apologise for the delay, I was having a spot of lunch.
Im a bit miffed I missed TROUSER CHAT, however.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Im a bit miffed I missed TROUSER CHAT, however.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Good old April 1st
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-26836742
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-26836742
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
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