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Well this is good.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:38,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Could be worse. Dozer could be posting. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:45,
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Some subject matter might help(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:47,
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On this thread, or a new one?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:48,
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BastardsGot "Who's on your T shirt?" right on the first question but didn't get though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:52,
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Alright Tim Stilton. Yer. Innit. Yer. /ac
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:49,
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Hey Batts I missed your recipe thread earlierI have a really good one for Jamaican Mutton curry, you interested?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:53,
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Funnily enough I received one via gaz earlier, however please share yours. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:56,
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It's Probs mine anyway I've shared it out to a few even that cunt Al(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:58,
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I was advised:Right first of all buy mutton (not goat) this recipe is for 1kg meat.
Feeds 4. (Most halaal butchers do this)
1kg Leg Mutton (mix it with 3/4kg off the bone 1/4 kg on the bone, the marrow from the bone is an essential part of the flavour)
1 large fine chopped onion
2 cloves fine chopped garlic
1 tin of tomatoes
1/2 level teaspoon of black pepper
1 heaped teaspoon of curry powder
1 heaped teaspoon of all perpose seasoning
1 heaped teaspoon of dried thyme.
Method.
Remove most of the fat from the mutton and then wash well.
add everything in to a large bowl and mix well, cover the bowl in cling film and leave at least 8-12 hours to marinate (in the fridge)
Seal the meat dont brown it, (only just) cover with with water and simmer for about 4 hours adding water as the level drops.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:04,
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Yep that's my recipe*edit* Complete with spelling mistakes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:05,
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Threading at it's very best Jeffers (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:49,
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*jumps up and Punches air*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:16,
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\o/ whats up doc?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:54,
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Why on earth did you want to go there?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:08,
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Pouredoutthisisentertainmentandyoumustdoitanditswhatyouwant MickeySAYSit'swhatyouwant
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:12,
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Inlaws paid for it i thought she was too young and i was right. pluto made her cry. what a crass revolting place. her fave day out for ages has been york rail museum she loved that place(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:13, Reply)
You were rightYou let kids have fun, you don't force it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:16,
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You seem to have lost the ability to type whilst you've been away.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:19,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:28,
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YES, it says so up there ^It's on the internet so it must be right, yer?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:54,
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So is an awful lot of data about you, your ex and her anus. Who to believe?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:56,
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THE INTERNET IS ALWAYS RIGHT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:57,
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I'm watching Sons of Anarchy.It's 'ok but not as good as Breaking Bad'.
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I have never watched it, but have heard 'good things'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:00,
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Sons of Anarchy is very good. As with any boxset persevere for 3 episodes & you'll get in to it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:03,
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it's the kid from Queer as Folk playing a biker, of course it's funny(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:10, Reply)
hey, the gay affair takes place via gaz, not out in the openBaby, how many times does daddy have to tell you?
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Not as good as Oz, though.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:14,
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That's a rather Jean Paul Satre question(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:58,
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I had a Manic Street Preachers t shirt that said that on the back of it.Another fascinating 'anecdote' from the D man.
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Best prog album in your collection?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:02,
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In the Land of Grey and Pink(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:13,
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Sounds like a single by the GeordieJay Bucks-Fizz band.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:15,
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Still convinced that "Brain Salad Surgery" is the music playing in the porno theatre in American Werewolf(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:23,
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Hey hey Drimble, my earworm of the day has been "Let it whip" by Dazz Bandas earworms go it's not a bad one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:19,
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I had to find it on one of my MP3's to play in the car to exercise that earwormthen spent two hours driving to some wicked Funk tunes...WINNAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:29,
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When I clap my hands the dogs eat. They wander about in the garden until they respond to stimulia.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:02,
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I once covered the cats arse with mustard and he made a bolt for the door.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:19,
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Do you miss having horses like you had with your ex-wife?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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Thought you'd cut the rope a long time ago.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:33,
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Ironmongerylolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:22,
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That means his diet isn't right.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:19,
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Or he loves the taste of his ringpiece. A sort of canine Jason. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:21,
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NoThe dog might also have worms.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:23,
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Some breeds of dog are copropheliac, which makes them susceptible to wormsAre you saying that GJ is copropheliac?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:29,
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I bet he Cops a Phallic or two(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:31,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:41,
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You are far too au fait in the horrid side of gay.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:47,
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Are you a coprophile?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:48,
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Im not googling that.I will say no, to save any embarrassment.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:52,
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You could google it to add to your wisdom.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:55,
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I shall stay ignorant to matters that don't to me.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:55,
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Matters that don't to you might eventually benefit those that do to youYou should do to at the first opportunity, lest those that partake in the other things that will not become sneaky at such and attain advantage therefore.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:00,
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Battered says you are(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:57,
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This means it is definitely true. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:06,
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I'm pretty sure this guy is retarded.www.okcupid.com/profile/Francheskoo?cf=regular
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:54,
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Why are you looking at men on an online dating site?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:58,
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I'm not, he's listed as female.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:06,
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*Insert a klaxon and 'why u anti homo?' reply here*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:06,
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You look like Huey from the Fun Lovin Criminals after being styled by Cliff RichardIn the Wired For Sound video.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:00,
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I just clicked his profile picture to get a bigger one, is he wearing a dress and am I being a genderphobic prick?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:08,
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Now I'm not the world's most passionate guy... www.youtube.com/watch?v=emF3gtmVS0s
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:12,
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"Ladies, Gentleman, and those who are yet to make up your mind..."www.youtube.com/watch?v=83DXny5IQyM
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:20,
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Did it give you a bigger one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:20,
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It sure did !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:21,
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I just spat drink all over my laptop at that mental image.*click*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:08,
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Let's look at the evidence.He has classed himself as female.
He wears sunglasses indoors.
He is wearing clothing reminiscent of a 90's boyband.
His use of the English language is questionable
He has a profile on OK cupid.
He is NOT straight.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:07,
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He's looking for guys that like girls.What do you call a gay guy who's attracted to those who won't return his love?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:17,
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b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=84079
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:19,
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HAPPY CANDLES WINDY PIG XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:27,
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Someone on FB just posted a link to a news article about Tennessee making miscarriages a crimeand someone popped up to defend it. Fuck me.
I may have called them a sociopath.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:43,
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In news related to this I have decided to have a vasectomy. Trufax.Only ever wanted one child; a girl. Which I have.
I'm 41 in a few weeks. The idea of becoming a father again doesn't appeal. So 'Off with their heads!'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:53,
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Can your hand get pregnant?(Well, someone was going to say it).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:56,
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Well the minor chance of that is another reason. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:57,
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You were not asked for an opinion. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:00,
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Get a tap fitted instead.So you can, you know, turn it on and off. Retain the function and still be able to relieve the buildup occasionally.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:59,
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Swimmers not the sea. The tide will still flow in & out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:00,
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Never really studied this sort of thing before, you learn something new every day(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:02,
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I would imagine Channel 4 will be screen Battereds op and showing in on the telly.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:05,
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They will need a big screen!!!!!11111!!!1111!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:07,
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So it's not a 5 minute short then! (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:08,
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Get fucked. Yer. Alright. Yer. Alright.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:11,
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Hay now, sometimes a 5 minute short is better than a 2 hour full feature.Especially on a week day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:15,
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I origionally said 'school night', but thought better of it.And then did anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:15,
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Check out the 'posts by others' on this.https://www.facebook.com/SUBWAY.UK.Ireland?fref=ts
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:14,
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I may also have dropped some FACTBOMBS on themI realise that I'm not going to change their views by being aggressive and hostile but fuck them, it makes me feel good and that's what they're all about.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:25,
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not sure how public the original post ishttps://www.facebook.com/sm.hearmon/posts/10154141963560604?comment_id=10154142362480604&offset=0&total_comments=20&ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:41,
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My main commentThere's only one person commenting here who thinks a woman in dire circumstances who then loses a child should be vilified and punished. And these laws don't pick out drug addicts alone - perfectly middle-class women who miscarry for whatever reason will find detectives asking leading questions to them and those around them implying it was THEIR FAULT their perfect family dream was destroyed. If you think that's a fine idea you are literally a monster.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:42,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2272660
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:21,
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