I've got a hot and sweaty from sitting down for half an hour
Totes redonk mate. Rather have this than winter, though.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm in some very sweaty labour councillors offices.
They have clearly no real love for the working man, as I've been told not to open windows unless councillors are there to authorise it in their office. They're all in meetings until 12.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Tell them you can't do manual labour in a sweatbox
So you start when somebody is available to open the windows.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

'Hello is that the IT department? Yeah, Windows won't open...'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

The metro in was rather warm, to say the least
I love the way they turn the heating up on warm days too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I was going to wash my car this morning. Fuck that in this heat. I'm going to sit in my garden instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

i just got a truly horrific image of you washing your car like an american cheerleader on a fund raising drive
all cut-off denim shorts and soap suds and lying across the bonnet to wink at the driver...

fuck, there goes my peanut butter toast and orange juice :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

You have some very perculiar thoughts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

i am still rocking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I am actually wearing knee length navy blue shorts and a light grey t-shirt. Oh, and M&S pants.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

i will say that sounds better, phew
doubtless some wag will be along soon to ask if the knee length shorts were intended to be hotpants...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

GIVE ME MY POSING POUCH BACK!!!!

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I wash my car when its no longer black

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Mine is supposed to be black.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

So is mine
hence it needs a wash. Also it needs the boot hoovered as its full of turf mud
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

The interior of mine is a tip, thanks to my kid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

You should always put up plastic sheeting prior to dismembering a body

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Thanks, Brick Top.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Feeling better?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I can't wash mine at all at the moment.
It's got a hole in the side.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:52, Reply)

It's called a window. Close it & you won't get the interior wet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

It's a rust hole on the sill.
I found it when I poked the car with a screwdriver
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Didn't you use a magnet on the car before you bought it? That's helps with finding hidden rust as well as filler.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I'm pretty good with Golfs, I know where the major rust spots are and they're all solid.
This one was hidden under a bad repair. I found it after winter. You'd better believe I did the magnet trick once I found that. Rest of the car seems solid.

I'm still having it checked by the body shop, mind.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I've got a patch of rust on the corner of the door on my polo
Luckily its only surface rust so a sand back, treat, fill and spray will sort it. Only bit of rust on a 20 year old car. Not bad methinks.
( Peej, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

THERE'S A BIT OF RUST ON YOUR FACE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)