alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:26, 93 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I was just trying to start homebrew chat in the last thread and you've ruined it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)

just buy it from somebody who knows what they're doing, you prick
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)

n

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Isn't it called 'microbrewing' or 'craft brewing' these days?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

only by utter prickholes

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:45, Reply)

^This

( Muns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)

Homebrew chat can fuck off.
We had a whole question dedicated to it. It was shit.
( Muns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)

you know what I like?
beer

made by people with proper kit and who know what they're doing
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)

^^this
when decent beer and lager can be got for under £1 a pint, why bother making inferior stuff yourself?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Oh, definitely.
I miss working at real ale pubs greatly, running the cellar and having to continuously sample beers from across the country was excellent. I could be absolutely fucking wrecked by 10:00am during busy periods!
( Muns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)

SUCCESS!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:09, Reply)

I agree. heriot watt masters in brewing and distilling or gtfo

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:12, Reply)

What sort of kit do you think has any effect on beer quality that is only available to commercial breweries?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:14, Reply)

The only thing i can think of is they possibly malt their own grains. I doubt many breweries even do that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:24, Reply)

Judging by the shite that home brewers kid themselves is palatable?
All of it.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:26, Reply)

You're talking bollocks.
the only thing you need to brew beer is ingredients a container that wont react to the beer, somewhere with a sort of constant controllable temperature and time. In terms of expertise anyone with access to the internet can learn more in a weekend about brewing than the medieval monks in their caves could do in their entire lives.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:35, Reply)

If it's so easy then why is all the "beer" you brew so shite?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:37, Reply)

My beer is pretty good.
Major problem with homebrewers as a whole is that they show off their beer probably 2 months before it's properly ready.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)

what I don't get is "kits"
seems a bit like cheating, sort of like buying an old el past fajita kit and pretending you made it all from scratch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)

I am interested in your previous thread talk of clones. I like big muscle men.
punk IPA, were they not selling that as a kit in their bars at Xmas.

Old man rimmer is just wrong. Again.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:11, Reply)

This is what I've ordered,
www.themaltmiller.co.uk/index.php?_a=viewProd&productId=611
Expensive for an all grain kit but there's a shit load of hops in it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:15, Reply)

if I were to do home brew I would probably just do cream ales, until I became the king of cream ales.
You follow boakandbailey or shut up about Barclay Perkins?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)

I've never made a cream ale, I'll have to put it on a list of things to try.
And nope I've not seen either of those blogs I'll have a look.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:09, Reply)

I've got a batch of elderflower champagne going.
Should be ready for tasting in a week or so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

Do you live in new zealand?
Where did you get elderflowers from at this time of year?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:56, Reply)

frozen from earlier in the year.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)

Pig Fearnly-Windingstall

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:12, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)

The Hoxton Pony is doing free food thursday evening
www.thehoxtonpony.com/whats_on

Not sure what kind of business model that is. Perhaps you get a very small portion of something very salty/spicy so you buy beer?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)

pubs often used to do free food back in the olden days before that were turned into beige wine bars and twee gastropubs
you could barely walk into an Irish bar without some old dear forcing a stale tomato sandwich on you
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)

They still do it in New york, usually about 5 and 6pm to stop people going home.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)

I'm not crossing the Atlantic just for free bar snacks

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:09, Reply)

thet still do it in sarf lahnden
although it tends to be Iceland oven "treats" these days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)

I do like a bit of hot beige food during a long session.
I can't do an all dayer on just pickled eggs and monster munch these days.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

maybe you should go there with someone you like.
Maybe a girl that you're friends with
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:35, Reply)

I think if he was friends with any girls then we'd have heard about it by now.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

I'm missing home brew chat and I'm one of 5he few people here who does home brew.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:45, Reply)

does psychotrump have you on lolignore?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:46, Reply)

yerr, I called him a dull wanker because all he does is talk about tv shows and home brew and posts links to stuff from off the front page of reddit.
And he was on his period or something and ignored me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:49, Reply)

Christ. I've been calling him a dull wanker for years.
He proper loves me.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)

like I said, he just took it badly.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Maybe you should buy him a pizza and suck him off?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:53, Reply)

I'm not going to Milton keynes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:54, Reply)

fair point

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)

You're the best one here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)

top three at least

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)

Yes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:03, Reply)

I am at home already.
I like this sober malarkey.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:31, Reply)

yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)

yes, I am

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

I might have just been a bit obsessive and excessive - I just ordered another 3 of those lights; making the total 5.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:46, Reply)

How many lights do you have in your gaff?
Five doesn't sound like very many.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:47, Reply)

I donno, i'm not counting.
but these ones I can change colour'n'shit.
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which lights are those?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:52, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:54, Reply)

Marlboro
Because he's an 'orrible jew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 17:56, Reply)

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They're really fucking cool.
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(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:03, Reply)