Well, that one's dead.
Music Chat?
Tea Chat?
Cable Chat?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:20, 38 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright AB
Looks like there might be a secret bash tonight, so it'll be dead on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:25, Reply)

totally gonna turn up to that one.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)

is it burning effigy night of people who kick back.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:14, Reply)

HH's broom cupboard

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:24, Reply)

alright chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)

Anyone want to ask me how I had my steak and then judge me?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:53, Reply)

how did you have your steak?
I will try to keep an open mind
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:01, Reply)

I dun it in a makeshift Bain Marie using my slow cooker. Put it in some water on low for 30 mins still in it's pack.
Got it out dried it off seasoned and flash fried it. Came out medium rare.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:06, Reply)

do you have a thermometer to get close to 63 degrees c. slow cookers get quite hot, nearly 95 degrees c

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:10, Reply)

The low setting on mine is 69C and I was like fuck it close enough.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:11, Reply)

that is good, my low setting is still too high.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:12, Reply)

It's a hundred degrees, I'm on my knees

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:32, Reply)

you ask what is this, none of your business

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:42, Reply)

awesome
I just learned what a Bain Marie is. What did you season it with?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)

just salt and pepper.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)

first, need to know the breed of cattle. then male or female, plus age at slaughter. then if it was grass fed. then where was it slaughtered.
Then was it dry hung and for how long. Then the cut.then the general cooking method, pan, oil and seasoning.Only then can I truly judge.

Edit Bollocks.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:06, Reply)

It was from waitrose, leg steaks I believe 30 day aged.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:09, Reply)

was it something other than beef steak. like lamb.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:11, Reply)

nope beef, never seen that cut of beef before but it was pretty good and on offer.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)

beef leg steaks, do they have a name? though all beef leg meat was for long slow cooking.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:25, Reply)

^likes his males well hung and covered in grease

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:26, Reply)

actually I like my beef from heifers, no nasty testosterone ruining the flavour. actually.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)

I didn't even know you could get male beef
I just assumed that bulls did fuck all day apart from stand around, chase people out of their fields and stick their cocks in the occasional she-cow
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:39, Reply)

bullocks

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)

just once I want to read a piece about Sandra without the word 'kooky' appearing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)

pretty sure that my instructions were, don't read meaningless celebrity shit.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:45, Reply)

just trying to get in touch with my feminine side, next stop is bleating on endlessly about who killed dot cotton in corrie or some such bollocks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:51, Reply)

bullocks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:52, Reply)

bunch of heifers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:05, Reply)

SHE-COW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)

Through the early morning sun, I can see her here she comes, she-cows the drum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)

I rather like the stone roses

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:12, Reply)

Evening, much happening?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:21, Reply)

n

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:38, Reply)

n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:30, Reply)

y

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:07, Reply)

Tea.
It's liquid meh.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:39, Reply)