GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Get into my car

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I've got a knife
Get in the van.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

lets not turn this into a murder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)

+rape

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Necro noncing ftw

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)

Oh dear, Sir we all seem to have forgotten our skirts
Can we do it in our underwear...



*be right back*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)

when i was at school we had ghastly gym knickers, big grey bloomers, that you put on under your little pleated gym slip
one day we were being supervised on our hockey dribbling skills by the proctor, a man of indeterminate age and manky grey beard.

"I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REMEMBERED YOUR GREY P.E. KNICKERS," bellowed the teacher (who had almost more beard than the proctor). "THE PROCTOR DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE ROW AND SEE A LINE OF SCHOOLGIRLS' KNICKERS!"

"i bet he does," called out one of the girls in my year, and promptly earned herself a month's detention.

accurate though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)