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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So work extending the sportsgaff starts on Monday
What traumatic events are you looking forward to?

Terrible fast food? I've just "enjoyed" a Greggs steak and cheese roll, which is as bad as it sounds

Alt:
....and thats when it all went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:32, 175 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
the theatre tonight - warns of "nudity, violence, and scenes that some viewers may find extremely disturbing"
rustlers. ginsters. vileness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
I've never enjoyed going to the theatre
/pleb
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Really? Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Dunno
I just don't "get" it, I suppose. Shit sets, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
Perhaps you've only been to shit theatres?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
meatsnake had never been, didn't think he'd fancy it
but i dragged him to "ghost stories" and "book of mormon" and he really enjoyed both
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
I went to a broadway musical last weekend
it was okay but I kept giggling through the first few songs because I had "Everyone Has AIDS!" from Team America stuck in my head.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)
what did you see?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:28, Reply)
If/Then with the lady from Frozen in it
wanted to get tickets for Book of Mormon but it was sold out :(
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:34, Reply)
that idina menzel one, from "wicked" ?
i saw she had apologised publicly for "let it go", i lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
that's her
I think she probably deserves some kind of award for not freaking out when John Travolta kept touching her face at the Oscars. That was weird.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
she does have a cracking voice
i saw "wicked" a few weeks ago. it's good fun, nowhere near as interesting as the book, but fuck me those girls can sing, absolutely amazing voices.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
i bloody love it
one of the few new year's resolutions i've ever kept was to go at least once a month
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
I only tend to see more children's productions these days :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
i wanted to see "wind in the willows" but never got around to it
"aliens love underpants", however, i do not recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
What's the play?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)

www.almeida.co.uk/event/game
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Looks interesting.
Although I suspect the 'startling noises' would have me jumping out of my skin.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
i like going to new stuff
i absolutely loved this: www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/shows/hotel

but it was terrifying as fuck. i may have whimpered like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)

"The running time is approximately 1 hour with no interval.
The running time is approximately 54 minutes"

Make your fucking mind up!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
i just hear "no interval" and think
"don't need a piss, don't need a piss, don't need a piss."

not just at myself, but at every other twat sitting anywhere near me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:29, Reply)
^bladder control of one of her exes on a night on the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Going through all the purchase business.
The woman's already getting stressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
I need to speak to Santander on Monday
Joy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
I hope you got a good broker

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
We got a broker that offered us a good deal with a lender we wouldn't have approached on our own.
However.

The man's a sieve-brained mind flid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
Oh. Those aren't the most desirable qualities you want in a broker TBH.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)
only a know nothing spastic does their own research and approaches lenders
I love twats like that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
Death.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:35, Reply)
It can be arranged

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
I had some roast vegetable soup.
It was ok, too many sweet potatoes so I had to add quite a lot of Tabasco
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
I love sweet potato
especially roasted
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
Micro chips.
Done in 1 minute. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
I had a mulligatawny soup.
Greggs is shit, but I'm quite partial to their sausage bean and cheese melts.

It's looking likely that I'm going on holiday to Reykjavik in April, so that.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Are you expecting it to be particularly traumatic?
Having nightmares about a mega volcanic eruption?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
Airports.
I fucking hate airports.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
What's bad about airports?
It's the plane crashing into the sea I'd worry about.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
That doesn't really bother me.
I just don't like the inconvenience and fucking about. And the fear that if I express this dislike too much I might get a finger up my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
But that's the best bit!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)
I was pleasantly surprised how easy terminal 5 was.
With just hand luggage and online check in, we breezed through and were car to airport pint in under 30 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)
I've been through it a few times.
I found it frustratingly difficult to find somewhere to have an airport pint. It's like trying to find a pub in Merry Hill or whatever counts for a just-out-of-town shopping centre in your neck of the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)
What do you mean? Just ask the waitress in the first class lounge and they'll bring you as many pints as you want.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)
I asked the bloke that frisked me where it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I got frisked in Greece and the bloke asked where my baggage was.
I thought he meant 'what side do you dress to' so sort of rearranged myself and said left. He stopped and said 'no, your bags, which scanner?' I said 'left' and he wandered off muttering and shaking his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)
a hahahaha, brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:47, Reply)
I have clicked 'I like this'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
their margharita pizza slices are my guilty pleasure :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Greggs is like the food equivalent of Razzle.
You can't stop yourself, but feel dirty and disgusted with yourself for the rest of the day.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)
Pies for people who don't like pies, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
I'm not enjoying today at all,
I've got that real worn out feeling, proper knackered. Might be a bed by 8 job tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
Have you been tested for AIDS?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
No, I've not.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
Probably cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:32, Reply)
I'm wishing for death.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I was like that last night. I eat my dinner earlier than I wanted to just so I could go to bed.
Today I feel like pulling my head off and kicking it across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
I've thankfully been told just to "stay out of the way"
There's some bubbling in the office over something and tension is high. I've taken myself off over to the satellite site and am just pottering about.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I occasionally get really really run down and achey.
It's miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
there appears to be a perpetual illness cycle here at the minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:52, Reply)
air con innit
picks up every chump's germs and drops them nicely on your head
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Yeah, that's why I always get ill when I fly and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
I've just been a bit indulgent the last few days.
Normally I'm fine, but lack of sleep makes me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Come on you shitcunts.
Entertain me!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Imagine a little mouse playing with a ball.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
I am not sure I can handle the excitement.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This'll make you moist.
b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2469776
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
That is really weird.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

weird hot
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
lol its that guy with the face

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
DEATH-ROCK SUICIDE!
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Meeting somebody elses family at the weekend
I'm sure it will be fine and in no way excruciating.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)
IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FAMILY?
#girlfriend
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)
#lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)
Just be yourself

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
Holy fuckoly!
Don't do that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED??!!!?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
is that wise?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
I've lost some more weight since last week, I was just shy of 10st12 I think and now i'm like 10st8.
It's a bit crazy really
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
fat bastard

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
Innit, I had 4 chicken kievs yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Have you tried a chicken kiev sandwich with garlic mayo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)
I'm a big champion of Kiev In A Roll
Not tried it with garlic mayo tho. BBQ sauce works though
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
ima have fish finger sarnies tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
make your own tartare sauce. it's the shit!
cornichon, capers, sliced scallion, mayo, lemon juice, white pepper.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
I dunt like tartare sauce
Tomato or GTF on a fish finger sarnie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Something something fish finger sarnie something something your mum's cunt something

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Blimey, I've got fishy fingers!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
^common as muck

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
do you like cornichons and capers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
I prefer Devonions

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
No, neither

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
loser

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
Fucking hell
I think my leg weighs that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)
Well done.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
I too am obtaining a cash advance.
MORTGAGE CHAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
£15k please boss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
It's dirt cheap, is money

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)
I've paid off £11k from the mortgage in the last two years anyway so technically I'm only asking for another £4k

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
only £240k to go mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)
My sleeping bag just arrived so it looks like I will be going for a walk and a booze up in a bothy at the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
Headline lols
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/paedophile-teacher-immortalised-on-school-memorial-with-the-words-he-touched-us-all-10066740.html
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
nearly as funny as this
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/ben-woolf-american-horror-story-actor-dies-after-car-accident-10066336.html?icn=puff-image-1#
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Also 4chan have hijacked a totally unbiased poll.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/ex-tory-councillor-called-feminists-5214885
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
fishy slappers

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Are the usvsth3m team doing general content for the mirror now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Looks like it, low effort page based on a twitter argument, probably linked it on 4chan themselves to get it page views.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
Fuckin 'el
This is the future of jouranlism
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Noncey teachers, you say?
b3ta.com/questions/breasts/post719271
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
"Interpol are on their way in a Honda" lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
I like the bit where 'Reverend Fister' decides he's going to defend Strump.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
i like the bit where someone remembers words off the internet from almost 5 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)
I am not sure why Strump was getting so defensive!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
It's almost like perving over children that you have a professional duty of care towards is a bad thing thing now!
I'm really quite sad I missed the fact that he'd posted in the 'sacked' QOTW. I reckon there could have been top LOLs to be had there if I'd linked him that.

Also: someone start a new thread, for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
One of the reasons I didn't work in a bank is that the temptation to steal would be too great.
I think working in a girls school would mean that I would soon hear the phrase "heinous abuse of trust".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
As if anyone would ever have trusted you in a girls school anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)
Set your faces to Savile

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
Now then, now then, now then!
What have we here? Sporters young kids who want to sit on my face, for the day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
petit bois

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Yeah.
That's the sort of thing that only happens in my wank bank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
Ah but Mr Stunned
we haven't had anyone teach us volleyball all year and we are really keen to bounce around
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
Get into my car

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
I've got a knife
Get in the van.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)
lets not turn this into a murder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
+rape

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)
Necro noncing ftw

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)
Oh dear, Sir we all seem to have forgotten our skirts
Can we do it in our underwear...



*be right back*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
when i was at school we had ghastly gym knickers, big grey bloomers, that you put on under your little pleated gym slip
one day we were being supervised on our hockey dribbling skills by the proctor, a man of indeterminate age and manky grey beard.

"I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REMEMBERED YOUR GREY P.E. KNICKERS," bellowed the teacher (who had almost more beard than the proctor). "THE PROCTOR DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE ROW AND SEE A LINE OF SCHOOLGIRLS' KNICKERS!"

"i bet he does," called out one of the girls in my year, and promptly earned herself a month's detention.

accurate though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)

girls
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
+pre

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
i don't see him denying this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
too right

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)
Being the last ones on festival sites sometimes means that we get the prepared food that would otherwise go to waste.
The worst takeaway food I've therefore eaten was a cob (or your local variation) with four burgers, bacon, two fried eggs, three sausages, mushrooms, pickles, fried onions, absolutely lathered with mustard and ketchup.

No, wait.. not worst... best!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)
Bin the pickles and I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Alright, Dave Lister.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
+ ia

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
I'm surprised they didn't make that joke in the series, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)
alright shaggy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
It wasn't me.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
oh very good

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Fit as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)
I am going to Roast for dinner tonight.
Devon crab claws with celeriac slaw
and crab mayonnaise

Swainson House Farm corn-fed duck
with port-wine pear and black cabbage
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)
gonna be well controversial here ... brace yourself ... I like crabs

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
what about this
Boxty pancake with Grimsby smoked haddock,
a poached Burford Brown egg and chive sauce
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
summat you'd knock up for a lazy Sunday lunch
not sure I'd bother ordering it
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
true enough.
the difference is the quality of the ingredients they get.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:55, Reply)
or
Three Carlingford rock oysters
with Peter Gott’s spicy wild boar chipolatas
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
native oysters or gtfo

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Fal natives ftw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:03, Reply)
also also ... that's like cocks and fanny on a plate

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)
crab mayo too!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
+ pubic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
like anybody has pubes in 2015

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Something on radio 4 a while back about unusual endangered species mention that crabs are in massive decline due to the smoothies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)
I might cultivate some in my beard and see if I qualify for an EU wildlife grant

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/hatedfood/post11877
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:24, Reply)
sellery lolz
I wonder if that is a Gonz puppet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:25, Reply)


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