when you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:19, 150 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

GORDON CLOWN TOWN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)

doon toon!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

this is the best thread ever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

It's no MEATSNAKE THREAD

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)

It's better, plus I wouldn't want Ghettoblaster Yeti poster to miss out so I'm never starting one ever again and I am upset.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

^upset

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

SEE!!!???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

I think you should have a day where you start ALL the threads so's he can't see ANY.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)

'so is he can't see ANY'
Haha I've pointed out a typo, that's lol isn't it!!??
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:33, Reply)

I thought it was a contraction for 'so as', not 'so is'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:34, Reply)

I thought so too, I'm merely being 'a prick'
You must remember that most of what I post is bollocks.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Ah, that explains the gazzes...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

and the smell

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)

And the face.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Hang on, who are we talking about again?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

I dunno

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)

I see, well, carry on, as you were

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Stinky bollock face, apparently.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:43, Reply)

it'll be even more lol when you link to it in 8 years' time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

One for 'The Archive' Eh-Bee!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)

i think i'm ignored by ghettoblaster yeti, so he ain't seeing any of this
what a chump
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Bang out of order m8, you should say something.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

something

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:39, Reply)

rofl

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:39, Reply)

and me

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:42, Reply)

and I got naughty stepped the other day
it's like b3ta vs. ss express
( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:45, Reply)

I hope you win then we can all get on with our lives in peace

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)

I'm going to lose

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Hey, don't give up man, remember what Cheryl Cole said
"I can't hurt any more than I've been hurt, I can't cry any more than I've cried. I've been to the highest of highs and lowest of lows, so one day I'm going to find my middle ground and be happy."

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)

yes!

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

oh, me too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

I bet the same people are ignoring us
weird
( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

DOWNTOWN

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)

WN VES W
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

to b3ta
where people will add 'suicidal' to your list of complaints.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

Have you considered joining him, when the old fella finally pops off?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

Well, I don't have any other plans for this year.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Is it definitely happening this year then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

It will do if he will only drink his tea

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)

Delete this please.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

no

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

to Broadmoor

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

TO BRIXTON

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)

i'm sorry, but that's a bit racist
i hope the forum moderators take quick and decisive action to punish you accordingly
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)

and get yourself clean, you can even have a good meal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

BRASS HOUSE

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)

kill yourself?

( Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Ah, the great OffTopic sense of brotherhood and compassion.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

i was at least expecting "fuck yourself", but this is just as pleasant

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

If I'm honest I'd settle for "whinge at somebody else, I don't care"
I hope this is more acceptable.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)

sure is, friend

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:48, Reply)

FRIEND

( Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)

and have a cheeky wank in the bushes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

+ go gadget noose

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)

yeah, sure

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:48, Reply)

I could really use a less shit earworm right now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)

In a tree by a river there is a hole in the ground

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Let's Pretened. Marchel Mathers never picked up a pen.
Let's Pretend. Things would have been no different.
Pretend he just procrastinated and had no motivation.
Pretend he just just made excuses that were so paper thin, they'd blow away with the wind.
"Marshel you're never going to make it, makes no sense to play there's no way you'll be win"
Pretend he just stayed outside all day to play with his friends.
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend.
And it wasn't time to move and schools were changing again.
He wasn't just socially awquard and strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as shit.
And he never dreamed he can rip stadiums, he's just lazy as shit.
Fuck a telent show in a gymnazium, butch, you won't amount to shit; quite day dreaming kid.
You need to get your cranium checked, you're thinking like an alien it just ain't realistic.

Now pretend they didn't just make him angry with this shit.
And there was no one he could aim at when he was pissed at.
and his alarm went off and didn't wake him, so he didn't make it to hte to the rap olympics.
Left his plane and he missed it.
He's gonna have a hard time explaining to haley and laylie these food stamps and this weak shit.
'cus he never risked shit, he hopped and he wished it.
But it didn't fall in his lap, so he ain't even here, he just pretends that.

[corious]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

spotted in sainers last night, gonz
new lunch snack: hard boiled eggs with mustard mayo for dipping.

if only those poor fools had some internet experts to tell them there is no such thing as mayo with extra added mustard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Cold eggs are a bit grim tgough so I'm not so sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:43, Reply)

i wouldn't eat it
but i smirked when i saw it right there on the package

also is there any more revolting food stuff than cold egg white? bleurgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

Co Op have been doing that snack for ages, hen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

god, someone should tell them too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

at least you're not carrying your online bickering and insecurity into your Real World life, eh
that would be pretty depressing

oh wait ... you're fucking an internet ... soz
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)

the day i have to resort to taking drugs in my 50's and watching my friends bone to get any sort of titillation and then boasting about those things like they are GOOD things
will be the day my fucking is as depressing as yours.

now go away and brush up on either your cooking or your reading skills, they both need it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:01, Reply)

It's not so much that it doesn't exist it's more that it shouldn't.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:59, Reply)

see, i have to take exception to this
it's really quite tasty. not the shit that sains are peddling with their pre-boiled eggs, but i've had home-made mustard mayo in a nice pub, and you would. you really would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:01, Reply)

what the fuck is this?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Rap music !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

hell yeah

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:42, Reply)

on tinder

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)

The soup kitchen?

( Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)

fly a kite! Up to the highest height!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)

TO THE JUICER!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)

Oh great, jay's here.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Im tboh when Windy and Monty and Nakers and Richard and Swipe and Tangles and Sportscow aren't here.
Which is never
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

:'o(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:27, Reply)

I don't know why he hates you so much
He's worse than Ghettoblaster Yeti
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)

I really thought jasin was a true Internet pal. I've been such a fool.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)

We've all fallen for his charm
He starts off paying you compliments and acting like he just wants to be your friend, then before you know it he has somehow gained your trust so much that you are under his spell and by the time you have gazzed him a load of pictures of yourself naked he drops you and leaves you feeling dirty and used.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

And I never got that £5k for the accident he said I had.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

fuck off, yurt prick paedo beard

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

You seem very angry all the time these days.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Im happy inside.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

And fat outside.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)

aww sorry bbz. i really thought you were on that list of greats.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

get bent(er)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

i don't think i was near enough to the top of this list
but i appreciate the sentiment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

typical woman

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

HOME TO BEL AIR

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)

+ TONY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

BEL 'END' MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

directly to jail

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)

west

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

You are likely to be eaten by a motorcycle cop

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)

for broke

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

fuck a horse

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

tse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

compère

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:35, Reply)

What's the longest word you can think of?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)

a

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:37, Reply)

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

infinity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

There isn't enough space on the internet to type it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)

the one tattooed along the side of my penis

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

"reject"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

"syphilis"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:51, Reply)

A

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)

 

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)

tae get fucked, ye wee welsh cunt
Aye, an' Jason, yir fucken deid ye wee fat buftie cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I'd paste you over the walls you fucking queer haggis fucker.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Like tae see ye fuckin try ye shitein wee poofboy
Square go ye cunt
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Spit your whiskey fuelled chatter all you want. The truth is you've a big fanny under that kilt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

TKO from The Best Gay Here

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)

you ent getting me in no skirt hunny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2471326
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)

The correct answer is 'Dain Tain'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Twoser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)

He was good in the New Adventures of Superman

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

Singing in the Dain

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)

best of all the Aibays

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Other auction sites are also available

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)

Hello?
wha gwan?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:51, Reply)

Same old, same old.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:52, Reply)

I thought as much
We have a large tin of Love Hearts in work at the moment. I forgot just how cheap and sugary they taste
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:06, Reply)

wrong

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:07, Reply)

i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:19, Reply)

♥️

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

I started a new thread, it's shit but when has that ever stopped anyone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:12, Reply)