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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A Police officer came to my work at lunchtime, and showed me a picture of the only person to go to the cashpoint at the time of the stolen withdrawal. I immediately recognised him as a mate of mine, someone who had been staying over at mine.
I informed the officer of his name and phone number, but then realised that he'd not only stolen from me, he'd then come back to my house, and then came to the pub with us later that night, before staying over again. The cheeky little cunt.
The officer is going to talk to him, get him to admit it, and pay the money back. If he doesn't, he'll be taken through the courts. If you'd asked me yesterday, I would have said I wanted him prosecuted, but in the car I felt that he should be given the chance to redeem himself. Fuck knows why.
Once he's admitted it, I'm going to tell our mutual friends about what's happened, as he's been couch surfing the last month or so. I have to wait until it's finished, innocent until proven guilty and all that bollucks. I'm going to make sure he has to run back to his parents again, and this time he won't have an escape. He's fucked with me, I'm going to do it back, but stay within the law.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:54, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Where's my reward?
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

will let you have sex with said friend. Or with him. Or possibly with the nice policeman.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

*belms* AA, you total spacker
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

but you are a bit of a spakker for trusting him with your pin. Still, if you're stupid enough to fuck over your mates, you get whats coming to you. Hope you get the cash back.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I might have given him my PIN while drunk, I can't be 100% on that.
But at the same time, I'm pretty damn certain that he came with me to the cash point at least once the night before!
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)

But we've all let our mates have our PINs at some point, so I'm not going to call you a mong. You mong.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:10, Reply)

What the hell is wrong with you people?
EDIT: I'm sorry, I meant "There's $100 million dollars being held in Nigeria and I need your help to get it released".
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

If money vanishes when one of my friends has been using my card, I'm naturally going to pull out their eyeballs and swallow them. So it's their choice.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

just gaz me your PIN and I'll gaz you mine. Or at least a 4 digit number.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

The only person who knows my PIN is the missus, and possibly AA as well......and possibly his housemate. AA & his housemate (who is also a good mate of mine) always bring me a receipt back and I tend to check my balance every couple of days anyway.
It's a trust thing, and once that trust has been broken there is no going back. The sad thing here is I'm pretty sure that our lovely AA would quite happily have given the chap a loan if asked.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

but I've never given anyone my PIN. If my bank account is emptied, it's my doing!
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)
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