Those of you with access to the London Metro should look at the story on Page 9
Those of you without it, can go here:
e-edition.metro.co.uk/home.html
and look at the e-edition.

Some of you, especially those girls who found pictures of cocks in your b3ta inbox, will be amused by this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:24, 144 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I saw this, this morning...
...It's not the first time I've seen someone I've bought a pint for in the paper after being sentenced.

[edit]

For sale: Snow shoes, hardly used £10
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Haha shit.
I only just got that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)

that site really doesn't work well for me at all
in firefox I just get the logo, and in IE I get the paper with the pages flicking over and no way of zooming in or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

In Opera Mini I get dancing girls and coupons for real estate on the moon.
Edit: nope, can't see it. Am I to assume this is about Mr Meds?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

This was the only way I could get it
e-edition.metro.co.uk/2009/10/12/?p=9&keywords=10

Requires an email address, just make one up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

nice one, that worked
crazy stuff. b3tans in the news again.

ugly bugger wasn't he
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

oh god.
that's not really him is it??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

yep, you probably
don't recognise him with clothes on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I'm in the dark
over this one...was the phoney doctor a former B3tan....who gazzed the fairer sex on here with pictures of teh cock?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)

indeed
Edmund he was called, or Eds Meds for a while I think.

Said he was a fighter pilot, and was trekking to the Antarctic for charity, but couldn't go because he fucked his knee.

bigamist too.

thoroughly good chap, all round
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

shame about the knee
maybe he should have got a phoney doctor to look at his phoney sore knee and write a phoney prescription.


FANNY BAWS
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Oh golly.
And I wasn't one of the girls who got those photos actually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)

A wholesale copy and paste would be appreciated.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Picture
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

here you go
EDIT: Non-flash version at www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Fantasist_Army_doctor_who_treated_troops_is_jailed&in_article_id=750749&in_page_id=34


A fantasist who posed as an Army doctor and treated up to 40 recruits has been jailed.
Craig Alexander claimed he was a qualified medical practitioner and a major in the Royal Army Medical Corps.

The finance worker, who once wore full officer's dress with fake 'campaign medals' at a Remembrance Day dinner, actually had no training.


Jailing him for 16 weeks, recorder Stephen Dawson said: 'You are not a doctor, you are a man who lives in a fantasy world.'

He said it was 'reprehensible' that Alexander had sported medals for acts of bravery when Britons were losing their lives in Afghanistan.

Alexander treated dozens of recruits at the Territorial Army's 36th Signals, based in Ilford, Essex. His patients included signalman Mark Cox, who broke his hand while out on an exercise.

Alexander, 39, misdiagnosed the fracture as a dislocation and 'manipulated' Mr Cox's hand back into place, causing him immense pain.

He also fooled aspiring TA officer Georgina Miles, 30, and married her after a 'whirlwind romance' - despite already having a wife and children. The couple had moved into a flat which Alexander stocked with medical books while regaling her with phoney tales of his 'combat experience'.

But he had worked only briefly as a medical orderly in an Army hospital in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, during the 1991 Gulf War, Snaresbrook Crown Court heard.

His six-month stint as a volunteer doctor in 2006 landed the regiment with a £2,200 bill after it was forced to pay out for a civilian medic to re-examine all its troops.

Alexander, from Woolwich, south-east London, admitted pretending to be a registered medical practitioner, and battery in relation to Mr Cox's hand. Andrew Collings, defending, said Alexander was looking to further his career in finance. 'He's hoping to get back into risk management,' he added.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Much obliged gentlemen.
I thought he'd finally topped himself. He won't be out in time to do it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:56, Reply)

This confirms all my suspicions about the TA.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

He offered me a room to live in
and a job. I don't know what the job was though. Perhaps a nurse? Or a navigational officer?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Sounds like he needs a risk manager now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I could be his lawyer.
I have absolutely no legal training.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

You're over qualified.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I think he wanted a
Semenal Egress Assistant
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Bloody internet weirdos.
Can't trust any of them.
( wanderlust, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Especially not ones who like cocks
and cakes.

How are you my dear?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I'm well.
Can't sleep though so thought I'd have a look and see what yous lot were up to. How are you then mrthegeordie?
( wanderlust, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I'm very well indeed
I was at my soon to be brother in laws wedding at the weekend, and I can safely state, without fear of contradiction, that mine will be better.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
I'm sure you and the goats will be very happy together.
( wanderlust, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Will you be getting wed by a midget Elvis on a palomino pony?
Because that would be better.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I wasn't
but I'm now going to have to reconsider this. Will vicars where different costumes by request? I mean, they wear silly clothes anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:16, Reply)

You should SO get RJD to play the reception.
RAWK n roll wedding.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Surely if you were at his wedding at the weekend
He is *now* your brother-in-law and not soon-to-be?
edit: unless you are marrying his sibling rather than the other way round. Never mind, carry on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I'm not married to his sister yet
hence "soon-to-be"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I got there in the end
Just a little slow off the mark today.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

hahahaha
Bloody internet weirdos.
Can't trust any of them.

I find this very amusing.
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm running very late (for an important date)
And I can't stop giggling to myself.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Don't forget to brush your teeth
and have a wank.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:09, Reply)

In an interesting gaz I got
It listed his surname as something else.
Hmm.
More lies?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Was it "The mighty cock"
and did it include a picture of said shrivelled appendage?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Well, it was from Kaol.
With some links to articles about him.

THEN I understood the Top Gun jokes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I think he gazzed me once saying I was really funny
clearly a mental.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

clearly
how was your date?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

:( cancelled.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

oh that's a bugger.
did you make it for another time?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

He didn't cancel it

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

stop trying to confuse me,
it's working too well when all that's in my head are stupid history facts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I'm implying that she cancelled the date, not him
and therefore he has no choice about rescheduling. And his post below appears to confirm this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

yeah - well that's what I meant too.
You can have the other party cancel the date and still organise it for another day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

damn
what was her excuse?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

There was some truely epic cock blocking
from a "friend" of mine. While I was at the cinema with that girl on thursday he was in her pub telling her that it was a date blah blah blah.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

this wouldn't happen to be one of the friends whose relationship you destroyed would it?
if not, then that is thoroughly reprehensible behaviour.

is it likely to be rearranged?

also, how does this leave my bet? you didn't cock things up, someone else did. In my view that makes me a winner.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

It wasn't, it was someone else,
I have no idea. I'm going to see her tomorrow so there's a posibility.

You'll have to check with kaol for the bet.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

damn it
kaol's clearly going to side with himself. we need an independent adjudicator.

aside from the bet thing, surely she should have realised that it was pretty date-like anyway...

hope it works out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

what a bastard.
want me to fly out and deck him for you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I would pay upwards of £7 to watch this fight.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I feel slightly insulted by such a meagre ticket price.
but then you are a bit cheap stingy Al.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Nah, it's ok.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:35, Reply)

HAHA
He actually thought you were a girl!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Ahh, here we go:
(torigraph)


Colclough, also known as Craig Alexander, who last year had charges of bigamy dropped against him, was barred from any Ministry of Defence, Army, TA, Royal Navy or RAF premises, or from contacting any members of the TA unit involved.

Snaresbrook Crown Court in East London heard on Friday that Colclough, 39, who became the TA unit's doctor through his wife, Georgina Miles, caused one soldier severe pain by attempting to treat a broken hand. He worsened the injury and cause the soldier to take four months off work and left him with a permanent lump in his hand. He had originally been introduced to Miss Miles' TA unit, the 36 Signals Regiment in Ilford, East London, at a Remembrance Sunday parade, where he offered to work as the unit doctor.


Following the sentence, Miss Miles, a meteorological scientist for the Government and trainee officer with the TA, explained that her suspicions were aroused when Colclough, who actually worked in finance in the City of London, failed to bring any guests to their wedding, claiming his best man had just committed suicide.

After searching for Colclough on the Internet, she discovered his past and left him two days after their honeymoon in 2007. It soon emerged that he had a previous wife, Gail Colclough, 40, from Lennoxtown, Dunbartonshire, who he divorced in 2005.

Miss Miles told The Daily Mail "When I met Craig, he talked about how he'd trained at Sandhurst and with the Royal Marines. He's got a very deep voice and can talk confidently on many subjects. He got us invited to a private audience in Parliament with shadow defence secretary Liam Fox where, claiming to be a doctor, he talked about post traumatic stress disorder.

"He also told me he'd worked with Medecins Sans Frontieres in Ethiopia. I couldn't quite work out how he'd fitted everything in, but I believe him and was very happy. I moved into his flat.

"He'd come home from what I now know was his finance office and tell me all about the psychiatric patients he claimed to be treating."

Jailing him for 16 weeks, recorder Stephen Dawson said it was "reprehensible" that he had sported medals for acts of bravery.

"You are not a doctor, you are a man who lives in a fantasy world", he said.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

This is not funny.

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

haha,
cushy internet connected prisons, broken britain etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I'm sorry
I'm a bully and a cocksucker and narrow minded to boot. I humbly apologise for any offence caused.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Don't apologise to him.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I'll let you off, this time.
But you need to remember the human cost of this sort of tragedy - that's two wives, several children and a Polish girlfriend left without support.

If the bastards hadn't clamped my fighter jet when I parked it outside the court, I'd be plotting revenge in my polar base by now...
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

His blog is a riveting read.
here
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Where?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Fucking phone browser.
mentalhealthisoverrated.blogspot.com/

I always read it as 'mental, heal this overrated blog'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

For the win...
...the opening post on that blog:

mentalhealthisoverrated.blogspot.com/2009/05/introduction.html
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

He told me he lived in Greenwich, not Woolwich.
The other lies I could handle, but that's really low.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Ah teh fear!!
DiT showed it to me in the Metro this morning, it took me a few minutes before I realised!! Eeeeep!

Gazzed me a few times, no cock pictures though! *smugs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Awww, shame
I bet you would have liked seeing a cock after all that time with DiT.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

BA-ZING!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Oh yeah, I went there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Arf arf arf!
Look. You must actually stop this because its starting to hurt my feelings, I know its B3ta and its all a laugh but you're actually being quite mean now! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:32, Reply)

B3ta isn't a laugh for Al. This is all he has.
He tries to hurt you because he feels worthless.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Well that
backfired! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Mwhahahahahahaha!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Oh Al.
You need some SUPERVISED peer-based group therapy, immediately.
*experts*
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I dont need supervision
you now NOTHING about the complexities of peer based pyschotherapy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

You're right.
*rips up certificate*
Unless I've had three sessions of counselling from the NHS because I'm really fucking sad about something, I can't possibly give a reasonable psychoanalyst viewpoint.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I think you'll find
that all you need to be able to give out good psychological advice, is having a problem and getting over it yourself. By the same reasoning, I once had a nasty dose of flu, but I'm better now, and consequently I'm performing open heart surgery next tuesday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

In the North Pole?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Sir, I concur.
I had a very satisfying shit yesterday and have subsequently put in a planning application to build a sewage processing plant on Wood Green high street.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

funnily enough
I approved something once, and as such am granting full planning approval to your application.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

*takes a celebratory shit outside Next*

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

*ticks boxes on clipboard*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Gar! You're a big hairy twat
mrthegeordie! You were supposed to reply 'aww sorry, have I really hurt your feelings' and then I was going to reply 'NOOOOOOOO - Mwahahahaha'... you ruin all my fun! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I've been burned once before
I ain't falling for that again. If I upset anyone from now on, they can just fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Damn
I was hoping to catch you out again - twice in a few days would have been rather clever!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

you awful penis!
that's really upset me!

*flounces*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Oh no, I'm sorry if I upset you Vipros.


Actually, just fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

*weeps uncontrollably*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Is that a smug flounce?
Is it possible to flounce smugly?
(stimpy, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

If anyone can
it'll be Vipros!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

not everything I do is smug

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

That was a lie.
And a smug lie at that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I'm not talking to you
you've hurt my feelings one time too many
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Rubbish
He's wise to our games now, there's no point trying again for at least another week.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:59, Reply)

what?
I'm actually upset. how dare you belittle my anguish?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Meh
I'm a cunt now, I care not for your anguish.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

a likely story
you are weeping in sympathy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Haha
for some reason I read that as 'weeping in symmetry'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:07, Reply)

you're doing that too
because you're a little bit strange
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I think we both know that
'little bit strange' is the understatement of the century.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

well, I haven't met you
so have had to reserve judgement. Aside from minor eccentricities you seem like one of the most normal people on here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:11, Reply)

You're sadly mistaken
she came along to a b3ta bash and drank a pint and then left before 10pm. Now if that's not the most abnormal thing you've ever heard of I will eat my lunch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:12, Reply)

ok, that is pretty weird...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Hahaha that wasn't my fault
my friend was a lame-oh and had to get up early the next day - next time I'll be around until the wee small hours! *trigger fingers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Ok, I think I'm missing something here
Some guy has been jailed, connected to b3ta (by the looks, related to OT). Something to do with sending pictures of cocks, polar expeditions and pretending to be a fighter pilot... can anyone give me a quick briefing please?
(stimpy, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:39, Reply)

that's about all there is to it
that and what it says in the article
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I have him on ignore for being a tedious thread-deleting cunt.
(Edit: not that he's posted here for months, but he's the only person on my ignore list) He is obsessively still in love with his ex and apparently plans to top himself in December.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Woooo!
Maybe he'll go to McDonalds first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Burger King's where it's at, fool.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Sounds like that *is* his method to top himself
McDonalds. Urghh. Like earing Jade Goodey's buttered decomposing buttocks.
(stimpy, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:48, Reply)

*smacks lips*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Am I missing something also?
Is that another unrelated Edmund posting above somewhere?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

yup
When Edmund changed his name to Ed's Meds, some blighter nicked his username for highjinks and funtiem.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Well I think his posts were a cry for help.
Especially to help him play hide the sausage.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Haha
But can you measure it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Well, if he needs help
then b3ta is surely the best place for him to get some counselling.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I think he was beyond counselling and heading for electric shock therapy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Hahahaha!
This has made my week.
I hope he gets sent to one of those "Your cellmate is Big Bubba, and he done thik yer got a purdy mouth" kinda prisons.
( Cawl, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Hehe
I understand they fancy fighterpilots and medical staff!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

This is all well and good,
but who will cure diabetes now?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply)

He wanted me to go to the opera with him
He tried to woo me proper without cocks and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Awww
So we were both wooed without cocks? We must be classy ladies then! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

he thought you were both men

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Roota is a man
She is me
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

HOT!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Yup
You should see me naked ;0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Phwoooooooor

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

It's true...
You should see my wives naked
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Shhh
bum face.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Don't listen to him Flim,
We is proper classy.
It was a short exchange but within about four gazzes he'd tried to find out where I lived, invited himself to Liverpool, and asked if I'd pop down to London that very weekend.
I just stopped replying. Then Kaol said he was a proper mental, and I realised I'd had a narrow escape from teh cock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Pretty much the same story here
He gazzed me when I first started posting on B3ta and when I quizzed him about a few bits of info he stopped. Then he tried again when I started posting on OT and asked me about Patents etc. I was informed he was a mentalist and ended the convos.

*fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

You don't have to be scared now
He's safely behind bars.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Not for long though
I don't think we have heard the last of him.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Maybe he'll come back
as an astronaut with mind powers and penchant for the B3ta men?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Then you'll be safe
But I'll be at risk because I'm really a man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuh

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

A very sexy man
who looks like me
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Check me aaaaht

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:31, Reply)

He's got viking genes, he gazzed me and told me.
Or he doesn't.



Probably not, considering he was somewhat if a bullshitting freak.
(TheColonel, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Je-sus
I should be a bit more guarded, there are some proper weirdos out there. I remember chatting to him a bit because we work in the same industry, both Scottish, both ex-researchers. Except I am all those things, god knows what tin foil hat shenanigans were going on there e.g. I didn't believe his claim that he could predict which banks were going under during the credit crunch based on his revolutionary new financial modelling system.
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

'revolutionary new financial modelling system'
That's probably what he wanted to talk to me about, he was banging on about protecting some idea with a patent - madness!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)